Chapter 5: ch 5: small human
In the middle of the forest, we could see a 16 to 18 y.o trap dancing in a pole in front of everyone.
Rimuru pov*
"YATA! I still got it, " I said while dancing exoticly in the dance pole 'hmm seems like everyone likes what they're seeing fufu. "
And rimuru keeps dancing for the goblins like the hoe he is.
Timeskip*
'Hmmm, I think I should spread the art of drag here to make an entertainment kufufufufufuffuaHAHAHAHA AND I COULD BE RICH IF I ESTABLISH A BAR HAHAHAHAHA' ahem*
Ohh right, hi guys, today seems like the day I'll meet shizusan and Cabal and his party. I think he'll make do for now. hmmmm.....
Yupp,I'll let him fuck me.
Shiver***
Ooohhh, my lust sense is tingling. It looks like they're here already
Yosshhh, time to save them fufufufufufu
I quickly ran to the forest and saw them with a big ant like thingy.
I used my telikenetic ability to crumple the ugly ass thing like it's a paper, then I crumple it's so hard that it went out of existence literally.
I went down and saw them, and just like the anime, I picked up shizusan's mask and gave it to her.
Timeskip*
"The humans are inside rimuru sama," rigurd said to me "noted" I said to him.
When I entered the tent, I saw them eating like a pig.
They look more orc than the orcs, to be honest is that what human look when they're hungry??????
Oh well, I don't need to know they're disgusting ass shit.
'Ohh, they're looking at me. I should introduce myself,'
" I'm rimuru. I'm not a bad slime UwU"
I said to them, showing my uwu side. mwahahahahah
And shit goes like in the anime, introduce themselves blah blah blah.
And now where into where shizu will die YAY.
Anyway, no - ohh, it's happening, and just like that, ifrit is out.
Hmmm, this seems hard.... I don't know if ifrit's a girl or a boy, hmmm hard decision meh I'll let fate decide that.
So anyway, I fought ifrit the way I fought ifrit is like scarlet witch since I love scarlet witch I'd you don't agree fight me bitch.
So I did the have wiggle and produce infinite in it, and I instantly erase ifrit out of existence leaving shizu alone.
Now, where in the death bed of shizu, she's saying something to me like in the anime, and she said to me, "Eat me," and I had a hard time containing my laughter all I could think is when midoriya copied all might when he said "eat this"
Okay, we're getting sidetracked there, so anyway, I ate her. You must be wondering, rimuru chan, why didn't you save her! My answer to that is I don't want to. And that's it. I just don't want to
Now the group is here crying, and I get it they bonded with her, you know, but hey, I'm a cold hearted bitch who only wants sex so this is the best time to comfort cabal and with comfort I mean wink* wink*
So before they leave, I call cabal to the tent and comfort him
"Hey, I know it's hard, but know I'm here," I said to him cringy, but hey, if I get them dick I'll be cringy all day.
"Thank rimuru chan," and then we stared at each other, and we kissed.
After that, I go to his pants and take them off and see his his dick it was about 5 inches dick with an unwashed smell, and he has blonde pubes and I think that's cool.
I quickly got to work and suck him and he cum so fast like really fast like 3 seconds fast disappointing.
And they left since mehh
Since I'm not satisfied with earlier, I called rigur since he looked hot.
"Yes, rimuru sama," he said, and I replied with "get naked" with a seductive voice and look, and without a hesitation, he removed all of his clothes.
And we did the deed all night, none stop, and you could only hear my moan. Hehe
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