Tenshi held his spear, fighting off Shadow Beasts.
He smacked the Shadow Beasts away without hurting them as he blocked them from entering Kakariko. These shadow beasts looked like all black monsters with huge disks on their faces.
But in reality these shadow beasts were people!
The Twilight that descended on the World turned people into these monsters uncontrollably. They were sort of like Werewolves as well. Once you were attacked by a Shadow Beast, you would become a Shadow Beast yourself!
So most of these Shadow Beasts were Hylian people!
Although, they originally came from the Twilight Realm because of Ganondorf.
Tenshi sighed as he beat back the Shadow Beasts.
But there were other enemies as well… Twilight Bokoblins!
Tenshi pressed out with his spear, incinerating the Shadow Bokoblins! These damn mobs wanted to take over Kakariko, they had to kill him first!
He already made a mistake leaving Kakariko for 3 days.
He could see the residents of Kakariko because of his special eyes. They were all Ghosts in the Twilight, very scared at what was happening. They could still see and hear though, so Tenshi reassured them that everything would be fine.
He noticed a few children in Kakariko now and smiled gently at them before returning outside, waiting for more enemies.
He grabbed a chair and sat in the middle of the road, looking out at the entrance.
There was another entrance on the other side of Kakariko, so he sent a Clone to watch over it.
Really the most troublesome thing was not hurting the Shadow Beasts that kept coming back every time. He wasn't going to kill them, even if they weren't Hylian People, they were still Twilight People who were suffering.
The other mobs though… They weren't human, just monsters. So Tenshi didn't really care about them. He found out that they dropped Evil Crystals from Skyward Sword for some reason.
[Evil Crystal- Pure, Crystallized Monster Malice. Good for Crafting.]
Tenshi kept these crystals whenever he saw them. He also got a few other drops, some more Skyward Sword loots and Rupees. Tenshi didn't really understand, was he robbing them post-mortem?
Tenshi picked up a Red Rupee and tilted his head, this was a rich Bokoblin! Though, now that he's thinking about it… These Bokoblins were actually Bulblins. Not that they were any different, only a different species of Goblins.
Tenshi picked up a lot of things from the endless Bulblins. Dusk Relics, Eldin Ore, Ornamental Skulls, Evil Crystals, Monster Horns… one of them even dropped a Golden Ornamental Skull!
He was very happy, all these drops could be used for crafting! Very useful!
He held a skull in his hand and said in a british voice, "To be or not to be, that is the question~" he was picked up by a Shadow bird during his act and flew up.
Tenshi was stunned, he was performing here!
He waved his spear and slashed out a massive flame sword, severing the Shadow Bird in half as he flew back to the ground. He looked up and jumped, holding out his hands quickly, catching Monster Claws!
Tenshi smiled happily, Twilight is awesome!
Not only these but Feathers, Blue Feathers…
He even picked up Bokoblin Guts, Fangs, and Horns!
Tenshi was scratching his head, so were they Bulbin or Bokoblins… This was the question!
At any rate~
Tenshi was battling endless waves of Bulbins and Bokoblins with Shadow Beasts coming out every now and then. Even the occasional Shadow Keese and Shadow Kargarok.
He was quickly becoming a rich man!
Not to mention, he had many Eldin Ores, even some precious ones that usually dropped from Taloses in Breath of the Wild.
He sat on the steps of his cafe, working on the Pacifista he kept for himself. He dismantled one of them, fixed the other after understanding the components, before selling the Pacifista to Tsunade and sharing the blueprints with the rest.
Then Vegapunk gave him a Superior Pacifista from Egghead. Tenshi dismantled that one as well, updating his Blueprints before selling them all over again. Afterwards, he kept the new Pacifista and left the old one in parts.
Now there were parts strewn out all over the ground in front of him.
The Super Pacifista was in pieces as Tenshi worked on it, taking a break every now and then to fight more mobs.
The days passed like this, however Tenshi was really the only one who could protect the Village since he was the only one who could exist in Twilight without turning into a Spirit directly.
One day
Tenshi was sitting on the steps, leaning on his spear as he snoozed. You know he hasn't gotten nearly any sleep at all these days. From working on the robots to protecting the village, he was constantly busy.
A large hand shook him awake and Tenshi was startled, "Huh?!" as he looked around in a daze, grabbing his spear, ready to fight.
He squinted before seeing a little imp face right in front of his, holding his cheeks.
Tenshi was dazed, "Hello? Is this Heaven?" The Imp was stunned and replied "Nearly there! Who falls asleep in the middle of the road like this?" Tenshi's cheeks were squished and molded every which way.
Tenshi was stunned, he didn't feel nauseous at all!
He woke up fully and assessed the situation, looking around. He nearly jumped 10 feet in the air!
Midna? Link!?
He grabbed the Fused Shadow helmet horns and pulled Midna to the side as he said "This is clearly in front of my Cafe, right? Who would think it was in the middle of the road!?" as he looked up at the runic portal in the sky.
He turned down and looked at the Wolf Link, who was staring at him. There was a silence and Midan broke free, glaring at Tenshi, "Damn bird! Don't touch my Helmet!" Tenshi furrowed his brows, "Angel! I'm an angel!" Midna crossed her arms and sneered, "Right… You almost became one if it weren't for us!"
Tenshi turned to Link and pointed to the side, whispering "Is she always like this?" Wolf Link sighed and nodded, Tenshi sighed and felt sympathy for him. Midna exploded in rage "WHAT DO YOU MEAN 'LIKE THIS'?! I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW I AM THE TWILIGHT PRINCESS, YOU-YOU-YOU DAMN BIRD!"
She teared up and started crying, Tenshi was startled and consoled her gently, "I was just joking, don't cry… Okay?" Midna covered her face and turned around, grinning evilly as she pretended to sob, "W-Well… If you could help, I-I might feel better…"
Tenshi sighed softly and smiled, "Okay." Midna turned around and smirked, "Alright, thanks!" Tenshi froze and said "You! You tricked me!" Midna giggled and floated around, teasing "Are you going to back out now? Break your promise? You ARE a man, right? Or do you act like you look?"
Tenshi was speechless and Link sighed, patting Tenshi's leg with his paw, shaking his head as though to say, 'This happened to me too…' The difference was Tenshi sort of liked it.
Anyway!
Tenshi sat back down and held his cheeks with his elbows on his knees, "Well, I would love to help but my Cafe is closed because of the Twilight… But you saved my life so…" he rummaged through his pocket before holding out a Piece of Heart.
Wolf Link jumped as the Piece of Heart floated above his head.
Tenshi was spooked as he heard the Secret jingle all around him.
Midna didn't seem to notice and looked at Tenshi, saying quickly "What do you sell? What's a 'Cafe'?" Tenshi pulled out a Glass Bottle of Coffee he made the other day.
A huge orange hand grabbed the Bottle and looked at it.
Link nudged him and pointed a paw at the electricity bugs running around.
Tenshi asked "You're going to get rid of them? I couldn't do it! They kept running around and even when I stabbed them, they kept going." Wolf Link patted his chest and barked. Tenshi nodded and said, "Alright, if you purge the Twilight from Kakariko, I'll help you with some things."
Link nodded and turned to Midna, who sat on his back, holding the glass bottle in her hands, smirking "Thanks, Bird! Let's go, Link." Link ran off and Tenshi watched them go.
He wondered why Midna's touch didn't make him feel sick.
Was it because she was an Imp?
Tenshi tilted his head, but she's not really an Imp, she just looks like an Imp for now. But she was really cute! Very mischievous… However… Her Bazonkas… Tenshi sighed, how could an Imp have Bazonkas?
He looked over and sighed again, but her Badonka though… That was a different story!