Chapter 45: what is that snake?
I was once more summoned. I automatically did the praise the sun when I finished summon.
I was in a battle field and on said battlefield there was a giant snake, and there was a cat goddess? fighting him with knives.
I equipped my Havel set and ran into the battle unflinching and unwilling to back down.
I rolled past an enormous tail sweep attack, I cut off a part of it though. but when I saw the size of what I cut off I had to pause the fight.
I made a fire with my pyromancy flame grabbed some wood and made a good enough fire to cook said piece of meat.
I began cooking it and added some herbs from the Dark Souls verse. The sound of sizzling meat was heard throughout the battle, and people were stunned.
All they saw was a man in casual armor eating a piece of Apophis's tail, and he seemed to like it.
"Hey you, snake person. Your meat is good, so I'll be using you for meat now," I said pulling out an axe to get more cutting strength.
Apophis seemed to not take me seriously. so I switched to my Artorias armor for mobility and dashed forward.
No spells were needed for this overgrown snake. I stabbed, slashed, dodged, and began cutting chunks of meat off him.
I grabbed his scales and ripped them off, I even yanked out his eyes but he regenerated them. but the more damage I did, the less his regeneration powers worked.
All the magicians of the house life saw was a man glowing red wrestling the very thing that is said to swallow the sun.
I was ripping and tearing through Apophis like he was just another petty undead, but one thing was for certain.
When I pulled out my twin blade a certain senile old man pointed and said "Nox".
Apophis was immortal for sure, but with shadows and water at my disposal, he became nothing but a joke.
but I reached for the shadows that covered Apophis body that only had bones, but was still regenerating.
When it covered him, I then teleported him to his snow globe. Inside the snow globe, Apophis was put on a spit roast under the first flame.
said first flame is from all the times I straight up took the first flame himself.
I then looked at the Egyptians and took a proper bow dissolving into the wind, never to be seen again.
So now with a probably infinite food supply, Percy would never go hungry again. and neither would Sif.
Oh but just wait till she meets Fenrir. She will be in for a good fight.
I came back and then sat down because I had a massive headache.
I began drinking from my flask feeling the burning alcohol once more. The night certainly had the good stuff though, since this thing was amazing.
(Some time has passed and now they were onto aldias keep)
I was now almost 19 physically and would never grow anymore. so together me and Lucatiel got blackout drunk. and trust me, it took a lot to get me drunk.
I don't remember exactly what happened, but when I woke up I felt that there were scratches on my back, and when I felt my neck I felt bite marks.
I sat up and the headache soon came over and hit me like a freight train. The first thing I noticed was my lack of clothes, the second thing I noticed was Lucatiel next to me, and then her lack of clothes.
"The hell happened last night," I said as I drank some water.
"Oh chaos it was epic. I never would have guessed you had it in you Percy," I heard night say.
"What did I do?" I said looking at the purple marks on my neck and also the bite marks.
I heard days snicker in the background and I heard Aether letting out a chuckle.
"I suppose congratulations for being the first G̷͇͕̼͗̋r̷̼̍̃̔̑̓̐̌͐͝ę̶̧̛̪̥̯̤̺̤̗̌̀͑̔̃̈́̆̋̽̂̾̆ḛ̵̛̱̜͖̥̞̊ͅk̸̡̳̥͚̫̻̼̙̞̉̄̅͆̒̀̿̊̕͘͝͝ͅ to lose their first time so... normally. Not a bad choice too," I heard Night say.
"My what?" I said completely lost.
(the end)
No one would have seen this coming. As the say, predict the unpredictable.
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