Chapter 31: Rotten Simp Guardian Beast
Editor: Henyee Translations
The saddest thing in life was social death.
In the silent cave, there was a man, a woman, a turtle and a river clam.
The man and woman sat opposite each other. A turtle and a river clam stood between them as a stone table.
On the man's side, Jiang Hong was handsome and unrestrained. He was recognized as the most talented man in the Black Heaven Sect. Because he had no related experience, he could not get used to this experience.
However, at this moment, looking at the woman sitting upright in front of him with her legs tightly closed and her posture dignified, he seemed to be able to understand this feeling a little.
"Hello." Jiang Hong thought for a moment. As a man of good upbringing, he decided to break the awkward situation first. "How should I address you, senior senior sisterister?"
"Senior sister?"
The woman with horns on her head and a tail on her back raised her eyebrows in reaction to these words.
Could it be that she wasn't his senior sister?
"Junior sister?" Jiang Hong probed again.
"Pfft." The woman finally couldn't help but cover her mouth with one hand and her stomach with the other and laughed out loud.
"He actually called me junior sister… Haha… Hahaha…"
Jiang Hong: …
What was there to laugh about? Jiang Hong raised his eyebrows.
The woman belatedly realized what was going on and hurriedly let out a 'hmph', immediately revealing two sweet little dimples on her face. Her fair jade finger pointed at them and she chuckled. "I'm called Ao Yueli. Big Brother Hong, you can just call me Li-er."
The woman's smile was very infectious, like a girl next door, but…
"Ao? I remember that the sect's divine beast is surnamed Ao. In terms of seniority, it seems to be even older than the Sect Master. You…"
"It's junior sister to you!" Ao Yueli immediately interrupted loudly.
"But your surname is Ao."
"Same name."
"And you are living here…"
"It's cooler in here."
"You have horns growing on your head."
"It's just an accessory."
"You have a tail down there…"
"It's also an accessory."
"It's also an accessory?" Jiang Hong's gaze fell on the little tail that peeked out from under her dress. He raised his eyebrows. "How did you put it on?"
"No! No! No! In short, I've already said it. I'm not." Ao Yueli was anxious. Her tone was a little teary, and she looked like she was about to cry.
'Am I overdoing it?' Just as Jiang Hong was thinking this…
[You've agitated the sect guardian divine beast that refers herself as your junior sister.]
[Agility +0.1]
A crisp and pleasant notification sounded.
Moreover, it was the agility attribute point that he had been looking forward to. Jiang Hong's eyes lit up, and the way he looked at Ao Yueli instantly changed.
Jiang Hong blinked and smiled.
"Yes, you are my junior sister. Hello, Junior Sister Li-er."
Hearing this, Ao Yueli was instantly overjoyed. Her small hand that was hanging by her waist also clenched tightly, as if she was cheering herself on. She became very happy.
Of course, Jiang Hong was the same.
[Ao Yueli is happy because of you.]
[Agility +0.2]
One word: awesome.
Now, Jiang Hong was 100% sure that this sect protecting divine beast, who called herself his junior sister, was the same as his eldest senior sister, Gu Yiping. She was also an Experience Chamber, and it was an Experience Chamber that mainly focused providing agility attribute points that he lacked the most.
There was no need to say anything else. He was definitely going to freeload off her.
"By the way, how do you know my name?" Taking advantage of the good atmosphere, Jiang Hong asked.
Ao Yueli also suppressed the excitement in her heart. She tilted her head and blinked mischievously.
"Recently, you have been in the limelight after what you did in the recent sect trial. Moreover, Eldest Senior Sister has evaluated you as the most talented disciple in the sect. So of course I know you. Brother Hong, you're very famous now."
So that was the case. Her answer made sense. It wasn't that he was boasting, but he was really popular now. It was normal for him to have a junior sister who was a fan of his company. Jiang Honggang thought so.
[Ao Yueli thought you believed her flattery.]
[Agility +0.1]
Another bootlicker?!
Eh? Why did I say 'another'?
"Brother Hong, what's wrong with you? Why are you suddenly so focused?" Ao Yueli tilted her head and smiled sweetly. Her little tail also quickly swayed left and right. "Oh, I understand. Brother Hong must be thinking about cultivation. As expected of the future star of the sect. You're really amazing."
Jiang Hong's lips curled up confidently. "After all, I'm going to lead the light of the righteous path in the future. Naturally, I have to cultivate diligently at all times."
"Brother Hong is too amazing. In that case, I'll ask Brother Hong to protect me in the future."
Ao Yueli bowed and rubbed her body against his shoulder.
At first glance, she really looked like a fangirl.
But.
[Ao Yueli thought that you believed her flattery again.]
[Agility +0.1]
[Ao Yueli thinks that she's very smart and is showing off.]
[Agility +0.2]
"You're a dignified sect protecting divine beast. Aren't you ashamed of simping for a Foundation Establishment Realm disciple like me?" Jiang Hong silently complained.
Ao Yueli's image of a girl-next-door that had just been built in his heart was instantly shattered.
This was the nature of the sect's guardian beast. Was there really nothing wrong with the sect? At this moment, Jiang Hong could not help but feel deeply worried about the future of the sect.
"By the way, Brother Hong, how did you get in? I remember that this was a forbidden area." Seeing Jiang Hong suddenly fall silent with a complicated expression, Ao Yueli rolled her eyes and quickly changed the topic.
'You said that you're my junior sister, so why are you trying to enforce the rules now.' Jiang Hong couldn't help but complain in his heart. He explained, "This river clam suddenly jumped out of the water and brought me in."
Jiang Hong's gaze fell on the old river clam.
"I see." Ao Yueli nodded.
Then, she glared at the river clam below.
Her golden eyes were filled with anger, and her small silver-white tiger teeth flashed. She looked like she wanted to kill this grandson.
The river clam trembled visibly and quickly closed its shell. Although Jiang Hong could not tell what it was thinking, he could feel its grievance.
'Hiss, I feel like I've play around too much today.' Jiang Hong was a little tired inwardly. Taking advantage of the subtle atmosphere, he stood up and said.
"It felt a little stuffy here. I'll go out for a breather."
"Okay, Brother Hong, don't worry."
Ao Yueli waved her small hands and maintained her sweet smile as she watched Jiang Hong leave.
After confirming that the other party was not nearby, she immediately stood up and stomped her fair feet on the ground made of seashells. She placed one hand on her small waist and pointed at the two in front of her with the other.
She pouted angrily and said in exasperation,
"What's wrong with the two of you? Why did you bring this devil in? Don't you know that we're old enemies? What? Do you think I want to find him to give birth to a child?"
"F*ck, you two idiots. I was acting just now, okay?! Acting! Are you blind?! I must be out of my mind to simp for him like that. If I didn't have a motive, how could I, a dignified divine beast, do such a thing?"
"Ah? An explanation is a cover-up, and a cover-up is the truth. If it wasn't for my hidden love, why would I simp… I, I, I, sob sob, I already said it wasn't like that."
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