Chapter 139: Blondie and Angel Eyes

Billie Bob Taylor 

Today was the day. The greatest battle to ever happen on Earth. Today! Was the water gun showdown between myself, 'Blondie', and Benedito, 'Angel Eyes'.

I had been prepping for today for the entire day by ordering costumes that looked exactly like the characters and water guns that resembled the old revolvers they used. Pedro and Benedito had helped me do a mini transformation to the indoor pool area in the house by adding fake cactuses and tumbleweed. 

We even got a plastic horse head to add onto my scooter to really add to the feel. "It's wonderful," I cheered as I looked at our mini set up with polystyrene large rocks. 

"I know how you two are, you have to promise me you won't try to really kill each other in between your little play fighting," Pedro looked at us seriously as we both nodded. 

I lit a cigarette and squinted my eyes, "this ain't a game ol' son. This is war."