Chapter 67: 67 | 'Thats what friends are for'
1:56pm
: soooo we have a situation
: do i have to get the shovel
: what no sam
: though it is nice to see that you're willing to hide bodies with me
: that's what friends are for
: yes sam, that's what friends are for
: SHUT UP
: In my defence we were both idiots and kept thinking the other didn't reciprocate each other's feelings.
: see but me and veronica saying that makes total sense
: you and kara after every single lunch date on the other hand...
: Yes, thank you, Sam, for highlighting the obvious.
: anytime [3
: wait so you don't need help with the burying a body thing
: no not today
: oh good because i've got to bake cookies for ruby's school bake sale for tomorrow and she only told me about it ten minutes ago
: is my daughter trying to kill me
: i support ruby in all her endeavours
: but no the situation is that the woman that broke lena's heart seven years ago is in town and i thought maybe we could give her a shakedown
: andrea rojas???
: i swore the next time i saw her face i'd throw her off whatever balcony we were standing on
: i'll help you
: that's what friends are for
: Oh my god, will you shut up about the 'that's what friends are for'.
: no, we're holding it over your head for the rest of your life
: because THAT'S what friends are for
: I hate you both.
: you're welcome
: wait why are you not more concerned about andrea being in town
: oh trust me when i saw her in that coffee shop i was already imagining all the ways to get payback for lena
: might have to take you up on that body burying offer after all, sam
: ugh but i just washed my boots
: Okay, maybe don't do that?? She's in town for a conference meeting. L-Corp wants to partner with Obsidian to share our advances in medical research. And besides, it was seven years ago and I'm completely over it.
: fineeee
: i will refrain from punching her in the face
: but i WILL be passive-aggressive if we talk to each other
: Thank you.
: and i'll glare at her from across the room and try not to climb over the board room table to yell at her
: Oh good, I really didn't want the CFO of my company being ushered away in handcuffs. That would've been a spectacle no one needs.
: aw babe don't you want the company stocks to take a nose dive???
: As my Chief Financial Officer, I really don't think you should be recommending this.
: okay so just to clarify, me and sam are definitely not allowed to antagonise andrea
: As little as possible please.
: what a shame
: Kara... actually suggested the same thing when I told her and I had to talk her down from using Supergirl to stare her down.
: god if you don't marry that woman, i will
: Oh trust me I plan on it.
: Marry her, that is.
: aw that's cute
: wait what seriously
: Yes, seriously.
: OH MY GOD YES FINALLY
: ... Finally??
: you guys are already practically married, might as well make if official
: you guys already live together and do all the couple stuff
: Well I want to ask her to marry me because I love her an insane amount that my heart just explodes every time she looks at me.
: omg i can't believe you're asking your platonic best friend to get friend-married!!!
: does this mean you become mega best friends???
: i thought we were your mega best friends :(
: yeah :(
: ... Sam, you're fired, and Veronica, you're banned from all of my properties.
: send me details for ring shopping xx
: but really we are happy for you
: Okay, fine, I love you guys. A lot.
: love you too!!!
: love you!
: wait i'm not actually fired am i
: lena?
: LENA
: oh fuck the cookies are burning
~~~A/N
Hi!! I've actually written a pretty big chunk of the next actually-written chapter (chapter 70) and it's quite a long one so I hope you don't mind.
Stay safe everyone!! [3
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