4:21pm
: hey guys
: i have something to tell you
: you're boning winn? yeah we been knew
: what? no?
: there are a bunch of people at the coffee shop hunting for demons???
, and have entered the chat
: they're called revenants dumbass
: ...
: wynonna! you can't say that!
: umm how did you get here?
: uhh sorry about that
: i'm officer nicole haught of purgatory police department
: purgatory???
: yeah, where demons live and shit
: revenants*
: fuck off
: but you literally just corrected someone for calling revenants demons wynonna
: fuck off
: wait... nicole haught?
: maggie sawyer?
: from the academy a couple years back???
: yeah! i remember you!
: what is happening
: idk
: i went through police academy with nicole!
: ahah
: ahah
: did anything
: happen?
: what? no! we didn't even know each other that well
: so you're a detective now?
: and working with supergirl huh?
: I'M NOT SUPERGIRL!!!
: your name is literally 'superbi'
: ...
: yeah she's salty about that
: why are you hunting demons here in national city anyway?
: revenant*
: also please tell your sister to stop waving her gun around
: why
: BECAUSE IT'S A PACKED ROOM GODAMMIT
: dude chill i'll put it away
: do you guys have anywhere to stay
: because i'm sure lena wouldn't mind if you borrow one of her many houses
: OMG
: you know lena luthor???
: Of course they can. As long as they don't set fire to the place.
: SHE'S HERE???!!!
: i just want to say i love your work
: Oh, well thank you then. I'll get you the keys to one of my apartments in a bit.
: who is this chick?
: waves looks offended [offendedwaverly.jpeg]
: I'm Lena Luthor, CEO of L-Corp.
: also she's a multi-billionaire
: oooohhhhhh i remember you now
: rich lady
: can you by any chance stock up this apartment with really expensive scotch/whisky etc
: wynonna!
: she's already given us an apartment and now you want her to buy expensive alcohol for you?
: unbeliveable
: i'm sorry but who are you guys?
: oh i'm waverly earp and peacemakerrr is my insane drunkard of a sister wynonna
: damn this is some good fucking scotch
8:39pm
: how was lunch?
: you ask me this everyday
: well i just want to know if you've made any progress in claiming lena's hand in marriage
: alex we're not even together yet
: YET
: THERE'S HOPE
: but she was more touchy-feely than usual and she even kissed me on the cheek when i left
: ASFKLKLDSLKL
: nice one luthor
: i almost fell over but i don't think she saw thank rao
: !!!
: I'M SUCH A MESS WHAT DO I DO
: RETURN THE AFFECTION BUT EVEN MORE THAN USUAL DUH
: OKAY NOTED