Chapter 79: Chapter 79: Farce in Defense Against the Dark Arts
"None of you will help me."
After the class bell rang, Lockhart finally let Harry go and stepped onto the podium.
Harry grumbled to Alvin in a low voice, he hadn't told Alvin that he scare him and Ron yesterday.
Unexpectedly, Alvin pitted him again today.
Alvin and Hermione held back their laughter, and Alvin replied solemnly. "After all, we are not the famous Harry Potter, and we don't want to enjoy the feeling of being famous."
Hearing the teasing in Alvin's tone, Harry glanced at Alvin and Hermione angrily.
He hates Lockhart very much, but unfortunately, since the last time he was forced to take a group photo at the Flourish and Blotts, Lockhart has become his Defense Against the Dark Arts professor, and he is simply haunted.
Lockhart looked at the little wizard below and introduced himself with a smile. The long list of useless titles made Alvin's teeth hurt.
However, Lockhart is still the recipient of the Merlin Medal, which is somewhat surprising to Alvin. He didn't expect that this liar professor could fool the Wizengamot judges.
The Merlin Order of Merlin is a very precious honor, and it is not always possible to issue one in ten years.
Alvin thinks this name is still very useful, and it helps to improve his reputation in the magic world, and he also thinks about getting a piece of it himself.
Soon Lockhart handed out a few papers, which Alvin looked at in his hand:
1. What was Gilderoy Lockhart's favorite color?
2. What was Gilderoy Lockhart's secret ambition?
Three whole pages, full of personal questions about Lockhart, not even one related to Defence Against the Dark Arts.
Alvin just threw the test paper aside without looking at it, contaminating his eyes.
Although Hermione and Harry disliked Lockhart very much, after all, as students, they were afraid to hand in blank papers, so they had to write.
Half an hour later, Lockhart collected the papers and turned over them one by one.
"Tsk tsk, almost no one remembers that I like lilac, I mentioned it in "A Year with the Tibetan Yeti".`
"kindness?"
"Alvin Gaunt? Why did you hand in a blank? Don't you even know my birthday?"
When Lockhart turned to Alvin's papers, he frowned and questioned a little unhappily.
Stretching, Alvin replied indifferently: "I don't know these boring things."
Lockhart didn't expect Alvin to be so direct, he already remembered who Alvin was, the little Ravenclaw wizard who held the sorting ceremony yesterday.
Thinking of what Professor Flitwick said to him, he didn't dare to scold Alvin too much. just smirk
"It's okay, I will announce the standard answer in a while, these things will be very helpful to you."
Alvin is a little upset, why isn't this Lockhart over?
He didn't expose him because he was looking at Dumbledore's face, didn't expect that Lockhart was still looking for trouble for him?
Thinking of this, Alvin stood up and asked sarcastically.
"Professor Lockhart, I know your birthday will allow me to learn new spells?"
"Do I know that your favorite color will allow me to successfully fend off dangerous magical beasts?"
Hearing Alvin's unceremonious question, Lockhart's face turned blue and white, and he didn't know how to answer. He didn't expect to have such a piercing student in his first class.
The other little wizards were also very dissatisfied with Lockhart's test paper and simply watched the excitement.
Lockhart held back for a long time without saying a word, and could only selectively ignore Alvin's question.
To distract everyone he took out a silk-covered cage.
"Now! - beware, my mission is to defend you against the most wicked things known to the wizarding world! You will see terrifying things, but don't worry, for I am here!"
Lockhart's words were captivating and quickly diverted the attention of the little wizards.
Everyone looked at the covered cage eagerly, wanting to know what was inside.
Lockhart held his breath and lifted the silk cloth.
Suddenly the cage revealed its true colors, filled with Pixie.
"Shit!"
Seamus of Gryffindor couldn't help laughing, and many little wizards couldn't help laughing when they heard him laugh.
The little wizards of the voice wizard family all know that the Pixie is already the most dangerous group of magical beasts.
As a result, Lockhart described them so exaggeratedly, which made the little wizards couldn't help laughing.
Lockhart was a little annoyed and opened the cage in a fit of rage.
The classroom was in chaos. Dozens of Pixie rushed out, wanton destruction, Neville was caught by two ears and flew up, and a few smashed the glass and rushed out of the window.
Lockhart was also a little flustered. He took out his wand and chanted an unknown spell, but it didn't work at all. The wand was snatched away by the Pixie and thrown out the window.
Covering his head in embarrassment, Lockhart opened the door of the classroom and shouted: " Your mission in this class is to catch these Pixie!"
After speaking, he ran out of the classroom without looking back and closed the door.
Hermione couldn't stand it anymore and used the Freezing Charm to freeze the activities of these Pixies.
Neville also fell from the air, and he rubbed it in pain.
The school bell rang, and the farce finally ended.
The little wizards left the classroom as if they were running for their lives.
"I don't understand why Professor Dumbledore invited such a liar to teach us."
In the hallway, Hermione complained to Alvin.
Harry next to him nodded frantically in agreement.
"It is estimated that no one dares to apply for this position. You know, the professor of Defense Against the Dark Arts at Hogwarts is a consumable item, and no one can fill the one-year in this position."
Alvin shrugged and answered Hermione.
"Consumables?"
Harry and Hermione came to be interested, they didn't know these things yet.
"It is said that Voldemort found Dumbledore and expressed his desire to stay at the school to become a teacher of Defense Against the Dark Arts, but Dumbledore refused."
"When Voldemort became the Dark Lord, a curse was placed on the position in his name."
Alvin patiently explained the reason to the two of them.
Hearing this, Harry and Hermione suddenly realized, and suddenly understood Dumbledore, after all, this position consumes one professor a year.
It is estimated that Dumbledore can't find a more suitable person. At this time, Lockhart suddenly agreed, is it better than nothing?
CREATORS' THOUGHTS 
RyoPath
RyoPath Advanced Chapters can be found here (www.p@tre0n.com/AsFBlack)