Chapter 86: Chapter 86: The Ails of a Washed-up Action Star, Part 6

So, this alter ego of mine doesn't want to listen to me, someone who's striving to change for the better?

Well, I'll treat you as the ultimate personal demon I will vanquish!

There indeed will be a battle in the center of my own mind!

If I win this… never will I think of anything drastic, like taking my own life!

Aiyah!

I ready my battle pose, and the alter ego does the same.

We rush towards each other, and we start by exchanging rapid-fire fists.

Since he is me, after all, he does a good job evading those punches as much as I do.

No sooner do we have to switch to kicks.

Roundhouses, dropkicks, and even the famous flying side kicks.

What he does – and what I do – just cancel out each other, due to the zero difference in power and damage output.

We are both currently at a standstill, and the alter ego doesn't stop his insults.

"Hahahaha!!! Now how are you gonna defeat me... genius?"

I fight back with the following.

"I don't call myself a genius… but I am trying!