This realm is truly unique. This weird contraption called 'a bus' is operated without it using any Qi. Sure the concept isn't that unique as it is just a big box that brings people somewhere like a carriage. But for mere mortals to find a way to create something like this is something I never could have imagined.
Stepping into the 'bus' I see a middle-aged man steering it as he just waves me through looking a bit annoyed.
"Come on Kid I don't have all day!" He says as he closes the door and drives off once I get in. 'Hmpf the nerve on that guy, to treat me like that! I'll make sure to remember this!' I think as I walk down the aisle looking for a spot.
Looking around I quickly spot George, this body's only friend. George is what they call a 'nerd' in earthling speech. He's quite pale and looks scrawny just like the body I'm in. However, if there is one irredeemable feat about George it's that he's a good friend. Whenever Xiao Wu had needed help, George would be there to support him.
Sitting on the bench opposite the isle is a blonde bombshell babe called Evy. Evy is wearing a tight white shirt accentuating her curves while wearing equally tight blue jeans. This in combination with her ocean blue eyes makes her a 10/10 in terms of looks!
Now normally this would be the end of it but there is one tiny detail that I haven't mentioned yet. She's my girlfriend! That thicc blonde babe was this body's childhood friend who grew to love him! "What a lucky bastard" I can't help but mutter, as I think of how lucky the previous owner of this body was. A rich, and sexy family, and an even hotter girlfriend! What more could you want?!
Now normally Xiao Wu would sit next to his girlfriend on the bus, but for some reason, I have the urge to talk to them both. As an idea forms in my mind, I quickly go to Evy and give her a nice kiss on the cheek before telling her to join us on the other bench, telling her I wanted to talk to them both.
Evy not seeing anything wrong with this joins her boyfriend at the other side of the aisle. Now the reason they normally don't sit with the three of them is that the benches are too small. Me seeing the situation, can't help but have my girlfriend sit in the middle, saying 'Evy why don't you sit there. That way you can't fall off if we hit a bump.'
Evy just shrugs and goes to sit down, before being sandwiched between Xiao Wu and George.
'Damn she smells nice! And my arm is pushing up against her boobs!' George was a bit surprised at first, wondering why his friend suddenly had his girlfriend sit next to him, however, he won't look a gift horse in the mouth as he eagerly wiggles around from time to time enjoying the feel of Evy's tight body.
Evy herself is a bit surprised as she is sandwiched between 2 guys but knowing her boyfriend she doesn't really care as she loves him and he suggested it.
Upon seeing my girlfriend sandwiched between me and George I couldn't help but become excited, wondering why that is?
Once everyone is seated I start talking with them, asking them what they did this weekend. Evy apparently went shopping and told me that she bought me something. George himself started talking about this thing called a 'computer' and how he used it. Quickly wondering what this 'computer' is I quickly come up with the answer using my memories and am baffled!
Mortals can make such wondrous things?!?!?! How is this possible? There must be something wrong with this realm! A device that can communicate with other devices without Qi? I'll have to investigate this later!
The bus ride is very enjoyable for George as he is in heaven, while Xiao Wu himself feels great as well looking at his girlfriend and best friend sitting next to each other.
Eventually, as the bus arrives all of us get up. George is sad he can't touch up Evy anymore! After all, he can't know if he'll ever have the chance again!
Getting off, we all say goodbye to each other as we head off for our classes. I myself have to go to a mathematics classroom according to my schedule. Once inside I wait at my desk wondering how difficult this stuff can be. After all, if mortals can do it then so should I after all!
As the bell rings and classes start, a beautiful busty redhead with quite the sizable assets walks in! She's so beautiful that all male students, and quite a few female students, can't keep their eyes off her.
Are all women crazy hot in this realm?!?!? I have to make a vacation home here when I eventually have the chance!
The woman is Ms Matsumo. She's a redhead with some serious assets, all tied up in a professional teacher's outfit, making her the wet dream of most students in the school. During the lesson, I'm very focused! Just not in the way the teacher would prefer. But who would be able to pay attention when they have such a hot babe in front of them?! It's not fair!
But it doesn't really matter. After all, I as an immortal should easily be able to do this thing called 'mathematics'. It's probably just counting numbers, nothing too difficult.
During the last 15 minutes of the hour, I snap out of my 'observations' of the teacher's assets as we are suddenly handed a quiz we have to do.
'Perfect! I'll impress the hot babe with my counting skills and before she knows it she'll have fallen for me! Time to show my talent!' I think as I quickly turn to the first page.
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What are these scribbles?!?! Where are the numbers? Is this some kind of joke!?!?!
Looking around I see everyone making the quiz like it's nothing. Is this some sort of joke everyone is in on? How could anyone understand this?
By the end of the hour as everyone hands in their papers, I start to wonder what kind of hell this realm is. Making people learn mathematics like it's something useful. Truly, I feel pity for all these children being scammed into thinking these scribbles are useful.
Leaving the class, with a hateful expression, I get to experience 'high school' for the first time in my immortal life. By the end of it, I can't make heads or tails from any of the stuff given to me besides a few subjects, as it makes me dizzy. Even with the memories of this body I still can't understand it!
Eventually, as the final bell rings, I leave the classroom with an annoyed face that quickly vanishes when I see my girlfriend Evy waving me over. A stupid smile starts to form on my face as I rush over to her. Having a hot girlfriend sure solves many things!
There we go another chapter down! Sorry if the pace for the 'special' content has slowed down a bit but as they say, the longer you wait, the greater the reward.
Drop a comment telling me what you think of the story so far. Maybe even some recommendations and ideas if you have any you want to see implemented.
Walking up to my sexy girlfriend I can't help but smile stupidly, admiring her looks. "Evy I missed you so much! High school is too awful! Did you know they teach us useless scribbles in math class!" I say as fake tears start pouring out of my eyes.
Evy quickly starts laughing at the situation as she comforts me with a hug I eagerly take advantage of.
"There, there. I'm sure it's fine" She says as she leans in a bit, saying "Why don't you come with me, and ill be able to show you the gift I bought you." She says as she drags me off with her!
"Hey wait, where are we going!" I say as I'm dragged through the halls as quite a few guys stare at me with jealousy. Truly this body is weak, I can't even stop getting dragged around by a girl! I truly need to train this body as soon as possible!
After a few minutes, we arrive at a secluded spot in the school most people wouldn't come to. Getting beneath some stairs I start wondering why she dragged me. Next thing I know I suddenly see her smile at me as she pulls up her shirt!
How daring! Are all women in this realm like this?!?!
Evy smirks seeing her boyfriend tongue-tied, saying "Do you like it? I bought it just for you to look at." She quickly presses on and starts pulling down her jeans Showing her boyfriend her tight, curvy body in a sexy lace lingerie set.
I instantly get hard seeing such a sexy babe showing off her body. "Amazing! Too sexy! How did I get so lucky!" I instantly see Evy blush as she quickly closes in on me making my heart race.
"Why don't we take it to the next level. We've waited long enough, don't you think?" Evy says as she gets redder the more she talks.
Fuck what do I do! This little brother of mine is too small! I'll be embarrassed for life if I let this continue! I'm just about to call it off when Evy gets bold and puts her hand on my crotch. Oh shit, this is too good to pass up!
Evy's heart is also beating quite fast as she normally isn't this daring. After such a long time of dropping hints, she's become frustrated that her boyfriend won't do something with her. So with her courage gathered she decided that she would lure her boyfriend in with some sexy lingerie and even rub her hand on his crotch.
At first, Evy was confused because she couldn't feel anything when she tried to rub his dong. 'Is he still soft?' She couldn't help but ask herself. She's about to ask him when all of a sudden her boyfriend leaps on her and kisses her on the lips.
I start her off with a few deep kisses in which I use my tongue expertly. My little dragon might not be up for the task but my tongue skills are still there!
As the kissing goes on I get harder and harder as I'm struggling to keep it in. Shit, if I cum before we even get to it, it'll be more embarrassing!
Eventually, Evy pulls away, looking her boyfriend in the eyes. 'Yes, I can finally go to the next step!' She thinks as she drops down on her knees, getting her face as close to her boyfriend's crotch as possible. "Let me help you!" She says as she starts fiddling with his belt buckle before dropping his pants.
Fuck, let's get this over with. I'll make sure to cultivate until my dragon is the longest in the realm after this! As soon as my pants and underwear drop Evy freezes as she just stares at my little brother. Fuck why did this have to happen to me!?!?!
Evy stays silent a moment longer before saying "Cute! hihihihi" at my dong as she starts laughing a bit.
Fuck it's not cute! It's manly! It's supposed to be scary and strong! Not cute!
"Don't worry Xiao Wu, length doesn't matter." she says as she gives the tip a kiss before giving him a handjob.
'Fuck I wasn't ready yet! Who told you to kiss it!' I think as I use all of my willpower to hold back the torrent that is building up in my balls!
'This is quite fun! And he makes such cute and funny expressions!' Evy thinks as she enjoys the process, having never played around with someone's dong before. It's just as she starts getting into it that all of a sudden her boyfriend starts moaning. Looking up to see what's going on she is surprised as he all of a sudden starts cumming. A pathetic amount of cum lands on Evy's surprised face as she isn't able to process what just happened. After all, she only started just a minute ago.
I quickly become soft standing there in awkward silence as Evy gets up still looking surprised and processing what just happened. Fuck I need to get out of here, this is too embarrassing! I quickly pull up my pants and walk away. screaming "Sorry" to a confused Evy.
I knew I shouldn't have done that! Fuck I got too lustful. I should have cultivated a bit and increased the strength of this body before I showed her my dong. Now she'll never forget that!
I quickly make my way towards the exit, not paying attention as I'm suddenly ambushed by someone. Fuck, can this day get any worse?!?!?! Standing in front of me is the school jock, Brian! The school bully that likes to pick on Xiao Wu.
Brian is a tall guy with darker skin and black hair. Being the school jock makes him quite muscular and popular around the school as he often likes to brag about fucking some of the students. He likes to wear sportive outfits and is a typical high school bully.
"Sup loser! Watch where you're going!" He says as he looms over me.
I decide to stay quiet, knowing when to pick my battles. With this weak body of mine ill probably be crippled if I fight him at the moment. Just another reason to quickly find a way to cultivate in this damn realm.
"Where is that hot babe that hangs around with you anyways? I much rather spend some time with her than with a loser like you. I'm sure she'll appreciate getting to know me better" Brian says with a grin on his face as he rubs his junk.
Hearing him say that enrages me. However it also all of a sudden turns my dick rock hard as images of Evy in her sexy lingerie servicing Brian start popping in my head. Fuck, little brother how could you betray me like that! Down boy, down!
Eventually, I can't help but stare at Brian with hate! He reminds me too much of Yuan Min and the hate leaks out onto my face. How dare he talk about my girlfriend! Brian doesn't like that as he suddenly pushes me down onto the ground with surprising speed and strength.
Getting up I hatefully stare at Brian before taking a stance saying "Hateful! How dare you push me! Take my dragon palm!" I quickly close the distance and try to hit him with a dragon palm, only to realize at the last second I don't have any cultivation!
This results in quite the anticlimactic situation as Xiao Wu only punches his palm onto Brian's torso. Now, normally this could still hurt, however, Xiao Wu's body strength truly is pathetic.
Brian just looks down in surprise wondering where this nerd got the balls to attack him before he bursts out laughing and pushes him to the ground again. "Hahahahaha that was too funny. Just for making me laugh, I'll let you off easy! Hahahahaha." He says as he walks away still laughing at the situation. "Make sure to let that babe know I asked for her!" He says as he walks off.
Another day, another chapter. Hopefully, soon we'll be able to get to the good stuff. The last few chapters have been more about set-up and introducing the setting. Let me know about any fun ideas you might have and you might see them in a later chapter!
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