IE: Chapter 26. I Just Came to Buy a Burger.
"Heh! Finally, no more cleaning work! You missed a spot over there!" J sat in the back seat, with Frank in his arms and Eric sitting next to him. He watched as his colleagues gathered up the bodies and cleaned up the scene. He had a wide smile on his face, feeling that catching aliens suited him better.
"N, believe me, you really don't want to do cleaning work. Carrying dead aliens away is easy enough if you've got gloves. The problem is, gathering up witnesses to erase their memories. How the fuck do they expect me to do that if they wouldn't even give me a memory erasing thingy!?"
"That's because you aren't a formal agent yet. See this, I have one." Noah pulled out the neuralyzer from his pocket.
J quickly pulled out his sunglasses and fumbled to use them to shield his eyes, "Hey, don't aim that at me. I'm not sick of this job yet. K, when am I going to be an official agent? I don't think I need any 'training period'. I can do this job perfectly. I just shot an alien in the head! Did you see that?"
"When will you learn to shut up?" K jerked the wheel and J fell into Eric's arms.
"Hey! You just tried to steal my weapon, didn't you? Don't try anything funny!" J pulled out the Noisy Cricket from his pocket and pointed it at Eric.
Eric stared at him as his eyes twitched, "You're the one who fell on me! I'm cooperating! You can't do this to me!"
Just now, several of his men died in front of his eyes. He had no doubt that this gang of MIB lunatics could shoot him at any time. He had an eerie feeling that the two men sitting in the front seats were watching him all the time. If he made the slightest move, they would shoot him.
Besides, all six of his hands were handcuffed with special cuffs, crossing them together. He wasn't someone fast on his feet, so he couldn't run away even if he wanted to.
"Then you better tell us if your hiding something. Things that even Frank doesn't know." J shoved his gun closer to Eric's face.
"I only smuggle people to and from Earth. I might know the route the Bug used to enter Earth."
K took a look at J through the rearview mirror. 'If this kid can stop talking, he has a real knack for interrogating people.'
When dealing with aliens, they really can't follow the normal rules.
Soon, they drove to a fancy apartment building. Eric pointed to the apartment and said, "Snake lives here in apartment 202. He's a Vultusian, they're good at changing their appearance. So be careful, don't let him get away!"
"How many men does he have? Any weapons?" K asked.
"I've only seen two of them and I don't know if they're armed. He must have sent away more people than I did. If you catch him, you'll get a lot of useful information. " Eric was frantically selling out his old rival.
Noah looked at the alien radar. There were three red dots on the second floor of the apartment, three on the third floor, and six on the first floor. There were more than three aliens in the building.
"K, when will the backup arrive?" Noah asked as he pulled out his Series 2 De-Atomizer.
"Two minutes. Do you think there are more than we can handle? Don't worry too much."
"There could be more aliens in the building, but not all aliens are bad guys."
K got out of the car with his Series 2 De-Atomizer, and turned to stop J from getting out of the car, "You stay here, watch him. If he tries anything funny, shoot him."
"If anything happens, let him go. He won't be able to leave Manhattan, not with the MIB around."
"Why doesn't N stay and babysit? I can back you up." J looked at Noah, expecting him to take the hint.
"Yeah, K, you take him to see the world. I'll stay." Noah felt that if he was watching outside, he could get some that slipped through the net.
K paused and looked at the two, "Alright. Remember, don't just fire your weapon later."
J grimaced. 'Don't you remember I used to be a cop?'
"N, can't you let me go? Come on. It's not like you guys need me anymore." Frank weakly said so. When he was around Eric, he felt that Eric was going to eat him.
"It's not over yet. If you leave now, I'll tell them you ran away. By the way, Eric, you have a lot of gold, right?"
"Yeah, I got a lot. If you will let me go, I'll give them to you. Just pull out the locator on the back of my neck, and unlock the cuffs."
Noah nodded, "So you know a way to sneak off the planet without the MIB knowing? I don't remember you telling us about it."
Eric's smile froze. 'This kid is smarter than the other agents!'
Noah suddenly opened the car door, "Stay in the car, I'm going to get a burger."
Frank looked at Eric timidly. Although the other party had been tied up, he was still afraid and quickly jumped to the front seat.
'What's N doing? Wasn't he suppose to watch us? Why did he leave to get a burger? Is he that hungry?'
Noah looked at the one-way windows of the car, making sure that no one else could see inside the car. Then, he walked towards a fast food shop at the corner.
He tapped the shoulder of a black man who had just grabbed a burger, "Sir, can I see your ID? "
"Are you a cop? I didn't do anything wrong, you have no right." The black man brushed off Noah's hand and turned to leave.
"I'm not a cop. I'm with the MIB. ID please. Or I'll have to take you back to headquarters." Noah took out his MIB badge.
"I don't know what you're talking about. Who are the MIB? " The black man's eyes looked a bit panicked.
"You're refusing to show me your ID. I'm arresting you on suspicion of coming to this planet illegally. Please don't try to resist. If you do, I'm allowed to use violence."
On the alien radar, this person was a shining little red dot. He must be an alien in disguise.
Seeing Noah pull out the Series 2 De-Atomizer, the other party obediently followed him.
"N, we came at a bad time, Snake wasn't home. Hey, why are you cuffing him?" J was a bit surprised.
"J, this guy is Snake. Look at his pupils, Vultusians has two pupils in one eyeball. How did you get him, N?" K felt it was a bit unbelievable. 'How did he spot a Vultusian, who was well disguised, without looking at them up close?'
"Coincidence. I was just feeling a bit hungry and came over to get a burger."
Snake had a depressed look on his face. 'Just my bad luck. If I knew there were MIB around, I wouldn't have bought food here.'
"So, Snake, we heard you were the one who provided that Bug with a stealth flight path to Earth. Why don't you tell us how many people you have sneaked onto Earth? And hand over all the maps of the routes you have in the meantime..."
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