"congratulations on your success!...blah blah...I as the 3rd hokage will have blah blah blah the pleasure blah blah to witness the the faces of blah blah blah of our proud new students blah blah who we will teach blah blah blah with upmost effort turning them into full pledged killers..oh I misread, excuse me, what I meant is to guide the path for our new generation blah blah to the path of will of fire blah blah blah where we as both Shinobi and civilian alike treat each other like beloved family (except for Uchiha fuck them) and like be big unit towards our future prosperity, blah blah blah...now this old man will conclude his opening ceremony and wishes for best to become our brainwashed tools- ah! sorry I misread again, haha it seems that old age has finally come to me, anyway, we wish for to become our leaf fine Shinobi who will protect and love their village (even if it costs your lives) good day for you all!" the old monkey finally finished his nonsense speech which was reading out of paper, part of his speech are pretty questionable to say the least, but the kids are too excited to be a ninja to even listen to this old coot crap, and the adult Shinobi who listens kept quiet since they how the village worked so saying anything will backfire on them
"ahem! excuse me , Young Shinobis!" a young man with scar across his face said cheerfully and clapped his hand to catch the students attention, the muttering stops and silence occurs, after he gained it he continues "now, after we finish your tests,now we will do a final exam to assign each of you to your class!, come then get in line and do the shurkin throwing line" the students did what they told and get ready to action
"student a!"
"13/20 class B!"
"student b!"
"7/20 class C"
"student c!"
"4/20 class D!"
"student d e f...blah blah blah"
"15/20 , 8/20 ...."
the extra student aren't relevant so fuck them, the sad fate of background characters..well anyway, an interesting had finally show up
"Yamanaka Ino! your turn!"' a cute girl with platinum blonde hair covering on of her eyes appears gracefully, she bowed and took her stance and begin to throwing the shurkin like a dance
"17/20! class A! our first class A! as expected of yamanaka clan princess!" said random mob who won't be remembered
Ino graceful bowed again and went to her place, then after her follow by the genin cast who we will pass because I'm too lazy
soon our bimbo turn coming up, naruko looked at sasuko and smirked "hey, Sasuko wanna do something fun?"
sasuko who standing beside her had eyes of interest and nodded
"wanna bet how much we can do with our eyes closed and standing on one leg, no CCC is allowed or sharingan or kyuubi chakra, how about it?" the smile on naruko face widen, the field of shurkin is empty and clear so she can do this stunts without risk
sasuko smiled and said "oh? what's the stakes?" both girls know they can ace this kind of test with ease but where the fun in that?
"the winner will goes with date with Saruto!" naruko said with smirk
sasuko expression redden and stuttered "d-date? why would I want to go with d-date with prev like him!" he said with red face but her hands movements indicate otherwise
Saruto who was behind them smiles wryly and thought 'do I have an opinion in this? probably not..well we still kids, so our dates are about only hand holding (how lewd) and cuddles, I won't say no to those'
naruko said with smug "oh? you don't want date? heard that Saruto! sasuko doesn't like you! she doesn't wan-" she couldn't continue as a hand was put on her mouth, she looked around to see sasuko closing her mouth, the latter said "don't speak nonsense! who said I don't want!" naruko wanted to point out that she said that a moment age but opted not to fight it and lick Sasuko hand, the latter hurriedly moves her hand in disgust while looking at the blondd angrily who shurgged off and said "so you are in?"
"..I'm in!"
"uzumaki naruko! it's your turn!" the judge said
"Uchiha sasuko, it's your turn"
""wish me luck!"" they said cheerfully and went , the two girls Walked to Their throwing position and get ready
"ready...go" it the girls didn't begin yet, they instead clothes their eyes, stand up one leg and get ready
"what are they girls doing , hahahaha!"
"this is not the circus!"
"do you need a a clown bike too! I have one! HAHAHAHAHA"
soon the crowd in tears for laughing
the judge looked at the scene with confused face, and wanted them to stop but a hand stop him , he turned his head and looked up to say who stop him
"Lord 3rd! why did sir stopped me?" he ask respectfully
the 3rd smiled like loving grandfather and said "now now, let the girls have fun, they Seems to have completive nature, that's good to raise the morals"
"but.."
"it's alright, anything that happened is on me" hiruzen said smiling
"as lord 3rd wishes" the refree said and focused on the field and said " now, ready! go!"
the girls throw their shurkins in rapid movement, soon all of them are in the air, the crowd gasp, throwing 20 shurkin at the same time isn't an easy feat
the 40 flying stars approach their targets and what happened astonished everyone!
"19! both 19/20! how is that possible!, they blindfolded and and one leg, without chakra! that impossible!"random mob said in disbelief
soon the crowd claps and roared
"hahahahaha! that's my girl, you peasants!" kushina who was looking at the disaplay said in pride
"fufufu, itachi would be happy when he saw this" mikoto said proud in her daughter but wasn't aggressive as kushina
of course, both of them recorded them for memories.
"ahh! I missed one!,meh whatever" naruko said gloomy at first but cheer up later
"...then who won?" sasuko said in wonder
"ughh..both of us? or neither which option do like?" naruko asks tilting her head
"the option we are get a date." sasuko said with red face
"then the first option" naruko said as they walking to Saruto who said "amazing work , that's my girls!" he said as he patting them,
"hehehehehe, thx Saruto~" naruko said in giggles
"hn." sasuko did her Uchiha thingy and nodded in satisfaction at his loving headpat.
"so...are you still want date?"
""yes!""
"then where?"
"dunno, just spending time with you is enough!" naruko said with shurg
"Same."
"hmm, then how about the recent opened Yukihira restaurant? I heard the food there make you scream in bliss?" I ask
"hmm, I heard of it, I would prefer ramen , but I would give it try!" naruko said in joy
"does it make onigiri?" sasuko asks
"maybe? you could ask, I heard it would make anything you asks"
"then I'm in!" sasuko said in excitement
"so it's a double date!" Saruto said with grin
it was then a voice is heard "Sumizato Saruto! the final Young Ninja! come out!"
"heh, girls if you though what you did is amazing! then wait to see this!" he said with smirk and went to his location
the 3rd hokage perked up as he saw Saruto and thought '...so this is itachi student, I hope he up to his expectation. he spoke of him greatly, in fact I offered to give him direct genin state, I wouldn't mind if he is capable, but then itachi said that the boy wants to enter the academy like normal, I wonder why, well, let watch and see, he also seems close to the Uzumaki and Uchiha heiresses, putting them on the same team will be effective.' hiruzen touch his chin and looked at Saruto with great interest.
Saruto is oblivious on the old monkey thoughts, even if he did, he wouldn't mind, in fact, he wanted attention, that the reason he entered the academy, he wants to make his foundation in the village, make the rookies his allies,and what's better than impressing the current hokage? and even if the matter reach danzou, he won't think much, just a talented ninja, unless he show up any of his wild cards , he is safe
he could throw the shurkin and get the score easily, but he wants to do flamboyantly, so he take off his shoes, throw 20 shurkin in the air, stands on his hands, and the falling shurkins fall between his fingers
"what! this guy is weirder than the previous one! one thing is do it like the previous one, but this ridiculous"
"hahahahaha,boy where is your joker make up!"
"hmm, I don't care if he fail, he looks cute!" ino said with blush
"ahh~ what a drag~ I remember that he once challenge me to sleep like this, it was a good one~" shikamaru said sleepily
"go Saruto! if you did it I will give you some exclusive chips" choji said while munching them
"you fatty, you will finish them at this rate!" ino said while hitting his head
"hey! who is the fatty! I have big bones that's all!"
"yeah yeah, I heard all before"
"what a drag~"
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I focused on my stance ignoring the noises and the weird looks the the old monkey is giving me, I unleashed my chakra observation to visualize my surroundings, one might says that only living being have chakra so how can you do that? well chakra was once natural energy, the jyuubi tree absorbed the natural energy of the plant like water, the like a tree produced the chakra fruit, so chakra and natural energy have connections like water and fruit, but on very larger scale, fruit has water mixed with other stuff, inventing chakra observation made me more sentive to the water in the fruit, in another word , natural energy, it's not to degree of me doing senjutsu, but now I won't have the risk of turning into stone upon trying to learn it, there is the option which aiming for Jūgo's Clan's Kekkei Genkai which I forgot about somehow, but I already have slot for the last one Kekkei Genkai, so unless I found a way to increase my limit, that idea is scrapped
I won't also active meok since I don't want hiruzen to notice anything, the chakra observation doesn't trigger anything, I already checked with karin who is the best sensor possible, so I'm in the ok
'lightning element : MegaMind!' I thought as I used my stamina to create very small electric charge to move to my brain, made my mind do calculations at supercomputers speed! using my stamina won't alert anyone since no chakra is used
my mind on hyperactive speed! every wind current, every muscle movement, the density of the metal in my feet, the distance between me and the target, everything is on my MIND! in my current stats if I took long the information I taking in are massive unless using sharingan I can't go long,but 1 second is enough!
I put enough force on my feet , I controlled every cell in my body to my make my hand stood still,then after everything is ready , I throw the shurkins!
*FOOO*
*TICC*
*CRUSH*
soon 20 shurkin collided into each other into a mess , anyone who seeing this would say I throw them at random, but looking closely they would notice the difference
every shurkin took specific route, every collision seems calculated for, soon everyone throwing star is in it's own direction
"bullseye!"
"that one too!"
"am I dreaming?!"
"dear 1st hokage!"
"Kya! he looked so handsome!"
"A-All of them...20/20 eyes closed on hands, with feets..
'oh? I remember itachi did the same trick with kunai..but here are much more quantity, and he doesn't have sharingan to see in slow motion, you choose good student itachi..I just hope he doesn't fall your steps...' 3rd hokage though on surprise and delight , and inhale the smoke in his pipe and sigh in shame
"so cool.." ino looked with blush face and opened mouth and a fly could walk in as if it is her house
"saru-chan!!! you are so amazing!! I recorded your footage just as you asked" Aya come our cheerfully as she come in and hugs me in her blossom
I hugged her back shamelessly and get crushed in bliss in her marshmallows
"do like my performance aunty?" I asked teasingly
"boo! calling me aunt makes me old! call me big sister! and no I didn't like it... I love it! you are so funny stand in your feey but then using them as hand further shows your are indeed a monkey , hehehe"
my face darkened at her wording so I decided to punch her , while I was buried in her soft buns, I twisted the surprisingly slight hard pearl
"hmm!!" I hurriedly closed her mouth stopping her from moaning, she looked at me with fake anger and said "hmph! Saru-chan is not cute anymore! and become naughty! big sister is ignoring you!" she then put me down
I said then smiling "I guess then you will stop opening my door at random"
she half closed her eyes and said "keep dreaming~ my house my rules~" and thought 'as if I'm giving up on seeing you again in that... amazing form! call me pervert but you brat is more pervert than me so it's fine~' and continue "ok then~ Saru-chan I'm going to work~ this kids won't teach themselves~" oh right my aunt is teaching math at the academy, I pray for everyone there there since her personal while teaching is demon Asura! and why she isn't teaching me? she drilled me since I'm 4 so I can take her exam while sleeping, so she give the academy notice that I don't need her lessons
and now the first day of the academy starts!