Chapter 54: Chapter 52: Bizarre Training
Two hours later...
After waking up and putting on bandages, the bicolor began to cook a plan
His gaze went once more to his friends and his son, who were discussing having a sleepover to discuss the plan of counterattack.
Tom watched as the signs changed once again
He could see the length of time remaining for his Stands to appear.
[The Fool] (2 Days)
[Killer Queen] (7 Days)
[???] (6 days)
[???] (Three days)
- 'Shit! Why doesn't mine come out?!' - Hardly resisted the urge to shout how unfair this was
[...Tom, did you even check your own status?]
Tom felt his face heat up as he thought about how stupid he just looked.
[Name: Thomas Gray
Race: Mutated Human-Beast King
Lineage: 2nd rank {Time Titan} (Sixth Rank evolutionary limit)
HP: 32,012
STR: 169,772 (SSS)
AGI: 80,270 (SSS)
MP: 2,221,600 (EX)
ENC: 1500 (D)
LUK: E
Element: Gluttony, Weapon, Time
Origin: Weapon, Darkness, Lightning and Thunder
Skills:
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[???] (1 hour)
Oh shit
It was practically what he had written all over his face
He was like a child who had been given a whole day in a candy store with the owner's permission to eat all the sweets he wanted.
The joy was so much that he felt like pranking someone
A haunting smile appeared on a face
- Kuhahahahahaha! - His malevolent laughter caused everyone to panic.
Except Sirius who as a good son stood next to his father and laughed wickedly with him
- Hahahahaha! -
Everyone looked with a drop of sweat on their foreheads at the strange father and son duo.
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- ...By the way Tom - Shirou said drawing everyone's attention to himself - Why would the demons want to get me? And besides... Why does it sound like they have a big grudge against you? -
They all turned their curious gazes to the aforementioned waiting for him to explain himself
-... Uhm let's say that Ise, Julian and I got drunk one day and well... a lot of things happened - his expression seemed very embarrassed when talking about it
{Tom narrates}
It happened last year on a day in July just like any other, and the only special and important thing for me was Julian's birthday, so we went out to party
The moment Tom said that, the girls didn't understand why, but they had a strange hallucination of her husband with her friend and Issei yelling while jumping "Let's go whores!! Let's go whores!! "
...It seemed that they would have to investigate the matter
Each of the girls narrowed their eyes as they looked at Tom, who was trying very hard not to flinch at the pressure he felt from them.
Well, what do you want me to tell you, it was something that just happened and that's it, it all started when Julian said that he wanted to know if the Succubes really existed in this world.
The stunned me back then couldn't stand the power of his puppy dog eyes and took him to the underworld to fulfill his innermost dreams.
...Besides Julian being desperate to throw the V card away from him, he made me a little sorry for him.
- Hey don't say it like that! - I shout the trap when I see the looks of pity on the part of the girls and of companionship on the part of Issei
Once there, well one thing led to another and well...
We ended up installing a super stink bomb in every room and room of the Gremory mansion.
Plus I put a "special" drug in Sirzechs Lucifer's coffee.
And let's just say that harmless little joke caused...
Well, he'll steal her sister's underwear and break dance naked with her underwear on his head.
- How could you be so cruel?! - Rin shouted to everyone's surprise
...Besides that I dance in the center of the capital city, Lilith
- You are the real demon here! - Arturia yelled as she gave him a glare.
{End narration}
- Dad is great! - Sirius' eyes twinkled like stars as he looked at Tom.
It was obvious that both father and son were "special" in their ways of thinking
- Of course your father is amazing and you will be too when you grow up Gahahaha! - Tom said with a strange laugh that would look better on a bald and muscular man
- Well what do you want for dinner - I ask to divert the subject
Thing that seemed to work while Arturia and Issei held hands and began to jump for joy
- Food! Hey~ 🎶! -
If he was honest, he was surprised how much those two could love food.
Tom as a good man could really appreciate the good spectacle of the great mountains of Arturia bouncing without control while he jumped
*Gulp
- 'It's... Glorious' - By her estimation (I checked last night) she was almost entirely the same size as her counterpart Lancer
He was grateful with all his heart that she had developed when they were in Kaleid
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Once they left, Tom and Sirius would look for the provisions for dinner while accompanying Ise since he wanted to look for Asia.
.............
After the encounter with the little nun, Tom decided to end the problem once and for all.
He exterminated the fallen hidden in the church, he did not remember much of the plot (Not that there was much apart from talking about breasts and fan service) but at least he knew that after the fried chicken (Riser) he followed the arc of the excaliburs
An expression of sinister joy appeared on Tom's face as he thought
- 'What would be his reaction to seeing Excalibur Morgan? And would the pendragon clan try to claim her?' - I would really die of laughter if those "descendants" of King Arthur didn't just receive a beating from Arturia just to "recover" Excalibur or even more the stupid face that Irina Shido and Xenovia Quarta would make
He also wanted to see the stupid reasons that heaven and the church would give to try to take Arturia to his side
In addition to his reactions when he rejected them
- 'Fufufu how hilarious' -
[...Your sadistic side is on the rise Tom]
- '... I blame Angie for that' - He answered while he was embarrassed by that little outburst that she had
But he didn't think he was to blame!
Someone's sadistic side would grow if his partner was a masochist, right? truth?
He is not the weird one, this world is!
[Excuses, excuses and more excuses~] The system said in a very mocking way embarrassing Tom even more
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6 hours later
Tom already had his Stand, he just hadn't named or activated it yet.
Before doing so there was something he had to show the others, he quickly found his friends (and Sirius) and took them to the training room.
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Issei looked downcast at the familiar white room where the years were just hours out there.
The other boys, on the other hand, felt a chill when they saw Tom's smile.
As Sirius looked around excitedly, as he understood that nothing his father did was normal.
So it wasn't bad for him to get excited about what would happen next, right?
Quickly some green status windows were present in front of the boys' bewildered eyes and the boy showing the information about the Stands
- I already discovered that he was doing what I gave them a few days ago - Without another word his Stand appeared
He looked like a bizarre version of a blue demon with what looked like wing-shaped swords similar to those of an angel, he wore a uniform similar to that of a priest only it was a dark blue color along with metal shackles on his arms and legs. that seemed to have small chains attached
This was Tom's Stand, Heavenly Blue!
Everyone's eyes widened at the sight of the muscular spirit.
- ...Do you mean that we also have those now? - Asked the Emiya while he tried to pretend that he was not interested.
Although he failed in a staccato way as a smile formed on his face
Issei and Shirou had become fans of JoJo's because of Tom, who always showed them to them.
...Coff Coff Shirou even had a phase where he wanted to be a knight just like Jonathan
And even he could tell that his favorite parts were the first and fifth.
Whereas Issei tried to do the same Joseph trick of guessing what the other would say before opening his mouth...let's just say he got hit more times than he could remember (mainly because of him picking on girls)
.......
To the surprise of the two embarrassed boys, soon a figure began to form in the room as the two-tone walked forward with a bright smile.
Gold Experience
That was the name of the being standing in front of Tom
Shirou and Julian barely resisted the urge to screech like fangirls.
As Sirius and Issei's eyes shone with excitement
- MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA (Who the hell are you?! And where is my user?!) - Shouted the Stand, although his voice sounded something... female?
Tom shook his head at the stupid thought and went on with what he wanted.
- Have... - Tom murmured as he decided to use gluttony in the dictionary so he could learn faster.
Since in his hands was a legendary book titled...Standglish!
- MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA (Sorry but I called you here, don't worry Giorno is sure) - I answer while releasing a somewhat rusty version of Muda
- MUDA MUDA MUDA... MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA! (I don't know how much of what you said is true... I'll knock it out!) -
Oh shit, was all Tom could think as he barely dodged Gold Experience's surprise blow.
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Somewhere in Kuoh...
- I see - Kokabiel replied through the magic circle that made long-distance contact possible.
Checking the report of his subordinate, it seemed that there were some annoying beings in Kuoh
But it was a pleasant surprise for him that they got into a little war
He could either take advantage and have them kill each other or ally with Demon Slayer and find a way to make him his lackey.
Whatever the outcome, he could only benefit.
- 'Looks like I'll have to rush the plans even more for the start of this war' - The fallen man thought as he wondered who he should kill first, the Gremory heiress or the Sitri girl.
It was quite a difficult choice to make.
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Well, from here on, most of the events have lost their way and are starting to happen at times that they shouldn't.
But we still need to get to the most problematic part... Serafall is going to appear
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