Chapter 57: 57 -=Friend=-
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*poof*
Kaede made a hand sign just for show and changed her clothes from her work akatsuki cloak to her casual clothes, because she only uses her cloak when at work
talk about professionalism!
"So, what you 4 doing here? at a tour? also, who is that girl? another placeholder?" Kaede asked as she begun to walk besides Sasuke
who, since he is so smart, decided to follow her immediately
"We are at a mission, and what are you doing here?
And nah, that girl is useless 2.0, I didn't bother to ask her name, as it didn't seem important to me" Sasuke explained while looking at Kaede's reactions, or lack of them
"Well, I surely expected better... she seems to be one of those who don't pay attention to their surroundings, you see?
Also, I am here on a mission as well
You would be surprised how much more a illegally transmitted mission pays, compared to the normal ones..." Kaede explained to Sasuke
'Also, using this trip to place some shadows around the continent to use shadow exchange when needed isn't a bad idea' She complemented for the readers, who some would point that put if I didn't say, and some wouldn't even remember about it
IQ disparity for the win!
"Illegal missions, huh?
Where do you even get those?" Sasuke heard about illegal things and immediately got curious
it is in his uchiha blood to be lawless, okay?
"Ah, that?
I don't have a clue, the boss gives it to us" Kaede said
"Boss?"
"Yeah, from my organization"
"Oh, that aka-something right?"
"Yes, that one
you wouldn't believe on how many crazy people are there...
there is a explosive terrorist
the puppet puppeteer
the half plant half darkness itself
the one eyed triple personality dude
the god complex with 7 bodies crazy
the paperwork incarnation
the 5 hearted dude
the immortal fanatic
the sharkboy
and the no legs red eyes
and now there is me and the blue haired demon lord as well...
talk about a crazy group..." Kaede said without leaving Sasuke time to comprehend the massive amounts of Info she gave him for free
"That... sounds really crazy..." Sasuke answered like you do when anyone talks with you
only paying attention to the last part and agreeing with anything, talk about lacking brainpower
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Meanwhile
Rimuru walked towards Takigakure stealthily, he had already entered the village previously, but went out just to go in again
He was probably testing the competency of the guards, and since they all have failed the test, he gave them a thumbs up and went on his way
'What a nice village, some incompetent guards and half the power of Suna, the weakest great ninja village, and they think they can keep a jinchurikki and compete for a spot at the top villages...
It surprises me that Orochimaru took Suna over and not Taki, Chomei would be 100 times more usefull if he really wanted to destroy Konoha, as he said he would...' Rimuru pointed out some inconsistencies
But they can all be explained by the fact that Taki was only creates at the Shippuden
and that just because they are bad at maths and forgot that 2+2+1+1+1+1 isn't 9
(2 bijuus at Kumo, 2 at Iwa, 1 rogue, 1 at Konoha and 1 at Kiri, the last one at Suna, so 8, they fucking forgot one... sigh...)
'Huh? the clone found team 7? what kind of coincidence is that?' Rimuru received a mental message
Apparently Kaede had a very strong signal, if only my phone had such a fast message system...
'Anyway, let it deal with it
I have something better to do, well... unless I find a real problem over there, but how likely is that to happen?'
<Notice
90%>
'...based on?'
<Notice
on the amount of flags you are rising>
'Oh! I see...' Rimuru immediately saw the truth, but decided against going there immediately, why is that, I wonder?
Rimuru sneaked inside Taki, and easily found the biggest chakra reserves on the village, and that was probably Fuu
'Hey Isis, can we let Fuu keep the ego of Chomei? as far as I know they went well with each other and had potential to become a perfect jinchurikki'
<Notice
it is possible if individual Chomei cooperates
also, why is that?>
'Good...
I don't know, maybe it is my conscience getting heavier?'
<Notice
I will believe that Veldanava is back before believing that your conscience got heavy>
'Oi! That is so rude!'
...
'Sigh... you...'
Rimuru ignored his skill for now and went to find the jinchurikki instead
-= 20 minutes later =-
'And, here she is...' Rimuru thought as he approached the isolated girl
For anyone with a brain, it is so stupid to isolate the jinchurikkis and leave them like this, immagine if their literal inner demons took over because of a sad moment caused by this isolation? those ninja villages have so much luck that it didn't happen yet
<Question
are you only noticing this now?>
'Answer! Nah, not really' Rimuru answered Isis the same way she does, trying to annoy the emotionless skill
persistence or insanity? you guess it
"Hey, why are you alone here?" Rimuru asked as he approached Fuu
Fuu looked around conFUUsed and pointed to herself, as if asking if he was talking to her
"Yeah, you
why are you here alone?"
"I am trying to make friends, but no one came" She answered with a smile
'She is very cheerful to smile genuinely in such a situation...'
"Really? that's so bad...
I know how to solve that! I will be your friend then... uh?" Rimuru said, only to notice at the end that he shouldn't know Fuu's name
"Really? Yes! Now I have a friend... only 99 to go!"
"okay then, My name is Rimuru, what is yours?"
"I'm Fuu!"
"Then Fuu, now we are friends, right?" Rimuru asked as he extended his hand for a handshake
Fuu, who didn't know anything shook it, and on the second they shook hands, Rimuru had a whole conversation with Chomei and made a deal with it
yes, that was fast and I skipped it because it would be a repeated Kurama situation
<Acquired skill [Chomej, Lord of the skies]>
'Okay, that was easy... see? what did I say? just like that and Taki almost lost their jinchurikki... such incompetence...'
Rimuru thought to no one in particular
'I will let a clone here to help her a bit...
I have pity to her, different from the psycho Gaara and the father of Boruto (that is an unforgivable sin), Naruto, who I don't like, she didn't end up like them, even though it must have been as hard or even worse for her... also, if my plan works well, then I will need some followers in the future, and Fuu is a perfect candidate for that'
Rimuru quickly made another [Perfect clone] and changed places with it, then left
<Notice
you seem to have started to use your brain a lot ore lately, good job>
'...
I seriously fear what your personality will end up as when you turn into a manas... seriously...'
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