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Chapter 10: Meguminโ€™s Budding Obsession

This story is Fanfiction, and I don't own ๐—ž๐—ผ๐—ป๐—ผ๐˜€๐˜‚๐—ฏ๐—ฎ!, if I did, Aqua would be even more useless. ๐—ž๐—ผ๐—ป๐—ผ๐˜€๐˜‚๐—ฏ๐—ฎ! Is owned by ๐—ฆ๐˜๐˜‚๐—ฑ๐—ถ๐—ผ ๐——๐—ฒ๐—ฒ๐—ป and ๐—ก๐—ฎ๐˜๐˜€๐˜‚๐—บ๐—ฒ ๐—”๐—ธ๐—ฎ๐˜๐˜€๐˜‚๐—ธ๐—ถ.

(Chuunibyou Translations)

-<[๐˜ผ๐™, ๐˜พ๐™ง๐™–๐™ฅ!]>-

When one is learning magic, an Apprentice Mage has to learn to 'Walk with Death', a quote that the ancestor of the Crimson Demon clan associated with someone of her stature and profession.

But the Explosion magic branch, An all-powerful magic introduced by her brother, (Specifically, his 'Do Not Read' notebook.) was something she focused on.

Her perseverance in the face of tragedy (Her classmates), rewarded her with her very own Adventurers Card, and early graduation from 'The Red Prison'! (Read: School.)

When she first started to Adventure, which was three years ago, the fresh-out-of-school seventeen-year-old -๐˜ธ๐˜ฉ๐˜ฐ ๐˜ข๐˜ญ๐˜ด๐˜ฐ ๐˜ธ๐˜ช๐˜ด๐˜ฉ๐˜ฆ๐˜ฅ ๐˜ด๐˜ฉ๐˜ฆ ๐˜จ๐˜ฐ๐˜ต ๐˜ฉ๐˜ฆ๐˜ณ ๐˜ฎ๐˜ฐ๐˜ต๐˜ฉ๐˜ฆ๐˜ณ'๐˜ด ๐˜ด๐˜ช๐˜ด๐˜ต๐˜ฆ๐˜ณ'๐˜ด ๐˜จ๐˜ฆ๐˜ฏ๐˜ฆ๐˜ด- decided to join a party.

They were actually very nice.

โ€ฆFor a while at least.

The more she started to use her favorite Explosion magic, the less inclined they were to keep the ultimate Arch-Wizard company! So they left the Inn, and forced her to shell out most of the meager currency she had to pay for the room!

So she tried again with another party.

Theyโ€ฆ weren't as nice as last time, but it paid!

Though, their leader wasโ€ฆ strange. Always glancing at me. I learned about his intentions when he triggered a trap of mine I set when he started to actโ€ฆ 'close'. His party didn't believe me at first, but after some missions, they got a hold of a magic artifact.

Specifically, a grand artifact made by my father, to finally see if I was lying.

They used it on the Leader, showering the room with evidence of his Perviness! They still kicked her out later because the others were head over heels for the pervert.

She was fine with it.

But her last party was a doozy.

It was an all-female party. A ๐˜ท๐˜ฆ๐˜ณ๐˜บ touchy-feely all-female party.

Now, during her torture (Schooling), she never had time to consider relationships, wanting to graduate as early as was allowed by the Great Sage (Headmaster), which was oddly enough, 17.

Even if they already considered you an adult when you could cast Advance level magic.

It didn't stop them from 'helping' her. It was more cuddling and hugs if anything โ€ฆ๐˜›๐˜ฉ๐˜ฐ๐˜ถ๐˜จ๐˜ฉ ๐˜ต๐˜ฉ๐˜ข๐˜ต ๐˜ฅ๐˜ช๐˜ฅ๐˜ฏ'๐˜ต ๐˜ด๐˜ต๐˜ฐ๐˜ฑ ๐˜ฉ๐˜ฆ๐˜ณ ๐˜ง๐˜ณ๐˜ฐ๐˜ฎ ๐˜จ๐˜ข๐˜ช๐˜ฏ๐˜ช๐˜ฏ๐˜จ ๐˜ข๐˜ฏ ๐˜ข๐˜ฑ๐˜ฑ๐˜ณ๐˜ฆ๐˜ค๐˜ช๐˜ข๐˜ต๐˜ช๐˜ฐ๐˜ฏ ๐˜ง๐˜ฐ๐˜ณ ๐˜ต๐˜ฉ๐˜ฆ ๐˜ง๐˜ฆ๐˜ฎ๐˜ข๐˜ญ๐˜ฆ ๐˜ง๐˜ฐ๐˜ณ๐˜ฎ. (Read: 'Closet Pervert' Achievement gained!)

They ๐˜ฅ๐˜ช๐˜ฅ say something about a quest involving a strange ring from some ruins, but she had to stay in that day from a cold.

โ€ฆ๐‘ป๐’‰e๐’š nev๐’†r c๐’‚me b๐’‚c๐’Œ.

But that didn't stop her! Kind of! โ€ฆokay, maybe it hurt a lot.

She spent three days traveling to Axel, her Explosion magic either absolutely charing her freshly caught prey, or causing every animal in the vicinity to run away.

She had to spend three days without food, before finding the request board at the guild.

Then, she saw it, an ad for a new party.

'๐‚๐จ๐ฆ๐ž ๐ฃ๐จ๐ข๐ง ๐จ๐ฎ๐ซ ๐๐š๐ซ๐ญ๐ฒ! ๐€๐๐ฏ๐š๐ง๐œ๐ž๐ ๐œ๐ฅ๐š๐ฌ๐ฌ๐ž๐ฌ ๐จ๐ง๐ฅ๐ฒ! - ๐€๐ช๐ฎ๐š ๐ญ๐ก๐ž ๐€๐ซ๐œ๐ก-๐ฉ๐ซ๐ข๐ž๐ฌ๐ญ/๐†๐จ๐๐๐ž๐ฌ๐ฌ.'

โ€ฆ

"Are you looking for any new party members!?" I asked, mustering the meager amount of energy I still had. The guy with brown hair and strange clothing looked surprised, "Uhโ€ฆ Yeah, are you-"

But I had to introduce myself, the basic Crimson Demon greeting! "I, am Megumin! My calling is that of an Arch-Wizard, one who controls explosion magic, the strongest of all offensive magic!"

"Um-"

"Do you, too, desire my forbidden strength? Which is so almighty, I've been ostracized by the entire world?" I questioned the strange boy.

"H-Huh?"

"Then show me thine resolve to peer into the ultimate abyss with me!" I bellowed.

His eyes started to twitch, probably blinded by my incredible greeting!

"When man stares into the abyss, the abyss stares ba-" But he interrupted, rude!

"Are you just here to poke fun at us?" He questioned.

"N-No!" I tried to sate this strange boy with apologies, But the blue haired woman sprang up in suprise, andโ€ฆ slurredโ€ฆ something, "๐˜ต๐˜ฉ๐˜ข' ๐˜ณ๐˜ฆ๐˜ฅ ๐˜ฆ๐˜บ๐˜ฆโ€ฆ ๐˜ข๐˜ฉ๐˜ณ ๐˜ถ๐˜ฐ ๐˜ข ๐˜ค๐˜ณ๐˜ช๐˜ฎ๐˜ด๐˜ฐ๐˜ฏ ๐˜ฅ๐˜ฆ๐˜ฎ๐˜ฎ๐˜ฐ๐˜ฏ?" sheโ€ฆ slurred?

She seemed to be quite drunk.

"Indeed! I am Megumin, the user of the finest magic crimson demons possess! My lethal magicโ€ฆ" I started to sway, it seemed my fatigue caught up to me, "Smashes bouldersโ€ฆ" and I began to fall before I felt a warmth.

*๐™‘๐™„๐™‹๐™*

It feltโ€ฆ s๐’‚๐’‡๐’†, w๐’‚r๐’Ž.

I opened my eyes, to spot ฬถaฬถnฬถ ฬถAฬถlฬถrฬถuฬถnฬถeฬถ ๐‘ป๐’‰๐’† ๐’๐’๐’—๐’† ๐’๐’‡ ๐’Ž๐’š ๐’๐’Š๐’‡๐’†.

I finally understand what Mom meant by 'You'll know who you love when you stare it in the face'

๐‘‡โ„Ž๐‘Ž๐‘ก'๐‘  โ„Ž๐‘œ๐‘ค ๐‘ โ„Ž๐‘’ ๐‘”๐‘œ๐‘ก ๐ท๐‘Ž๐‘‘, ๐‘Ž๐‘“๐‘ก๐‘’๐‘Ÿ ๐‘Ž๐‘™๐‘™~

-<[๐˜ผ๐™, ๐˜พ๐™ง๐™–๐™ฅ!]>-


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