This story is Fanfiction, and I don't own ๐๐ผ๐ป๐ผ๐๐๐ฏ๐ฎ!, if I did, Aqua would be even more useless. ๐๐ผ๐ป๐ผ๐๐๐ฏ๐ฎ! Is owned by ๐ฆ๐๐๐ฑ๐ถ๐ผ ๐๐ฒ๐ฒ๐ป and ๐ก๐ฎ๐๐๐๐บ๐ฒ ๐๐ธ๐ฎ๐๐๐๐ธ๐ถ.
(Chuunibyou Translations)
-<[๐ผ๐, ๐พ๐ง๐๐ฅ!]>-
When one is learning magic, an Apprentice Mage has to learn to 'Walk with Death', a quote that the ancestor of the Crimson Demon clan associated with someone of her stature and profession.
But the Explosion magic branch, An all-powerful magic introduced by her brother, (Specifically, his 'Do Not Read' notebook.) was something she focused on.
Her perseverance in the face of tragedy (Her classmates), rewarded her with her very own Adventurers Card, and early graduation from 'The Red Prison'! (Read: School.)
When she first started to Adventure, which was three years ago, the fresh-out-of-school seventeen-year-old -๐ธ๐ฉ๐ฐ ๐ข๐ญ๐ด๐ฐ ๐ธ๐ช๐ด๐ฉ๐ฆ๐ฅ ๐ด๐ฉ๐ฆ ๐จ๐ฐ๐ต ๐ฉ๐ฆ๐ณ ๐ฎ๐ฐ๐ต๐ฉ๐ฆ๐ณ'๐ด ๐ด๐ช๐ด๐ต๐ฆ๐ณ'๐ด ๐จ๐ฆ๐ฏ๐ฆ๐ด- decided to join a party.
They were actually very nice.
โฆFor a while at least.
The more she started to use her favorite Explosion magic, the less inclined they were to keep the ultimate Arch-Wizard company! So they left the Inn, and forced her to shell out most of the meager currency she had to pay for the room!
So she tried again with another party.
Theyโฆ weren't as nice as last time, but it paid!
Though, their leader wasโฆ strange. Always glancing at me. I learned about his intentions when he triggered a trap of mine I set when he started to actโฆ 'close'. His party didn't believe me at first, but after some missions, they got a hold of a magic artifact.
Specifically, a grand artifact made by my father, to finally see if I was lying.
They used it on the Leader, showering the room with evidence of his Perviness! They still kicked her out later because the others were head over heels for the pervert.
She was fine with it.
But her last party was a doozy.
It was an all-female party. A ๐ท๐ฆ๐ณ๐บ touchy-feely all-female party.
Now, during her torture (Schooling), she never had time to consider relationships, wanting to graduate as early as was allowed by the Great Sage (Headmaster), which was oddly enough, 17.
Even if they already considered you an adult when you could cast Advance level magic.
It didn't stop them from 'helping' her. It was more cuddling and hugs if anything โฆ๐๐ฉ๐ฐ๐ถ๐จ๐ฉ ๐ต๐ฉ๐ข๐ต ๐ฅ๐ช๐ฅ๐ฏ'๐ต ๐ด๐ต๐ฐ๐ฑ ๐ฉ๐ฆ๐ณ ๐ง๐ณ๐ฐ๐ฎ ๐จ๐ข๐ช๐ฏ๐ช๐ฏ๐จ ๐ข๐ฏ ๐ข๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ณ๐ฆ๐ค๐ช๐ข๐ต๐ช๐ฐ๐ฏ ๐ง๐ฐ๐ณ ๐ต๐ฉ๐ฆ ๐ง๐ฆ๐ฎ๐ข๐ญ๐ฆ ๐ง๐ฐ๐ณ๐ฎ. (Read: 'Closet Pervert' Achievement gained!)
They ๐ฅ๐ช๐ฅ say something about a quest involving a strange ring from some ruins, but she had to stay in that day from a cold.
โฆ๐ป๐e๐ nev๐r c๐me b๐c๐.
But that didn't stop her! Kind of! โฆokay, maybe it hurt a lot.
She spent three days traveling to Axel, her Explosion magic either absolutely charing her freshly caught prey, or causing every animal in the vicinity to run away.
She had to spend three days without food, before finding the request board at the guild.
Then, she saw it, an ad for a new party.
'๐๐จ๐ฆ๐ ๐ฃ๐จ๐ข๐ง ๐จ๐ฎ๐ซ ๐๐๐ซ๐ญ๐ฒ! ๐๐๐ฏ๐๐ง๐๐๐ ๐๐ฅ๐๐ฌ๐ฌ๐๐ฌ ๐จ๐ง๐ฅ๐ฒ! - ๐๐ช๐ฎ๐ ๐ญ๐ก๐ ๐๐ซ๐๐ก-๐ฉ๐ซ๐ข๐๐ฌ๐ญ/๐๐จ๐๐๐๐ฌ๐ฌ.'
โฆ
"Are you looking for any new party members!?" I asked, mustering the meager amount of energy I still had. The guy with brown hair and strange clothing looked surprised, "Uhโฆ Yeah, are you-"
But I had to introduce myself, the basic Crimson Demon greeting! "I, am Megumin! My calling is that of an Arch-Wizard, one who controls explosion magic, the strongest of all offensive magic!"
"Um-"
"Do you, too, desire my forbidden strength? Which is so almighty, I've been ostracized by the entire world?" I questioned the strange boy.
"H-Huh?"
"Then show me thine resolve to peer into the ultimate abyss with me!" I bellowed.
His eyes started to twitch, probably blinded by my incredible greeting!
"When man stares into the abyss, the abyss stares ba-" But he interrupted, rude!
"Are you just here to poke fun at us?" He questioned.
"N-No!" I tried to sate this strange boy with apologies, But the blue haired woman sprang up in suprise, andโฆ slurredโฆ something, "๐ต๐ฉ๐ข' ๐ณ๐ฆ๐ฅ ๐ฆ๐บ๐ฆโฆ ๐ข๐ฉ๐ณ ๐ถ๐ฐ ๐ข ๐ค๐ณ๐ช๐ฎ๐ด๐ฐ๐ฏ ๐ฅ๐ฆ๐ฎ๐ฎ๐ฐ๐ฏ?" sheโฆ slurred?
She seemed to be quite drunk.
"Indeed! I am Megumin, the user of the finest magic crimson demons possess! My lethal magicโฆ" I started to sway, it seemed my fatigue caught up to me, "Smashes bouldersโฆ" and I began to fall before I felt a warmth.
*๐๐๐๐*
It feltโฆ s๐๐๐, w๐r๐.
I opened my eyes, to spot ฬถaฬถnฬถ ฬถAฬถlฬถrฬถuฬถnฬถeฬถ ๐ป๐๐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐ ๐๐ ๐๐๐๐.
I finally understand what Mom meant by 'You'll know who you love when you stare it in the face'
๐โ๐๐ก'๐ โ๐๐ค ๐ โ๐ ๐๐๐ก ๐ท๐๐, ๐๐๐ก๐๐ ๐๐๐~
-<[๐ผ๐, ๐พ๐ง๐๐ฅ!]>-