Chapter 1: "Bwuh-?!"
This story is Fanfiction, and I don't own ๐๐ผ๐ป๐ผ๐ฆ๐๐ฏ๐ฎ!, If I did, Aqua would be even more useless. ๐๐ผ๐ป๐ผ๐ฆ๐๐ฏ๐ฎ! is owned by ๐ฆ๐๐๐ฑ๐ถ๐ผ ๐๐ฒ๐ฒ๐ป and ๐ก๐ฎ๐๐๐๐บ๐ฒ ๐๐ธ๐ฎ๐๐๐๐ธ๐ถ
-<[๐ผ๐, ๐พ๐ง๐๐ฅ!]>-
Death, The Void, Purgatory, Limbo, Heaven, Hell, Paradise, ๐๐ฉ๐ฆ ๐๐ข๐ฑ๐ฑ๐บ ๐๐ข๐ณ๐ฎ.
Whatever you think happens after death, you're ๐ฑ๐ณ๐ฐ๐ฃ๐ข๐ฃ๐ญ๐บ wrong.
Because I don't think being stared down by some ๐ง๐ญ๐ข๐ต-๐ค๐ฉ๐ฆ๐ด๐ต๐ฆ๐ฅ ๐ด๐ช๐ญ๐ท๐ฆ๐ณ-๐ฉ๐ข๐ช๐ณ๐ฆ๐ฅ ๐จ๐ช๐ณ๐ญ fits into any of those.
"Hello, $#$%@. You have unfortunately died." She stated as if she was talking about the weather with an old friend.
๐ช๐ต๐ฎ๐.
"I'm sorry, what?"
"You're dead."
"No, I heard you the firs-๐๐๐ ๐๐๐พ๐ ๐ฟ๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐ผ๐ ๐ ๐ฟ๐๐๐ฟ?!"
She seemed rather taken aback by my outburst, her eyes wide.
"I- Sorry, I've had a rather stressful week and this shit finally made me lose my cool. Please continue, Lady." She locked eyes with me and sighed,
"*๐๐ฉ๐ฆ๐ฎ*," She stared at me pointedly, "You, $#$%@, have unfortunately passed away from overworking, and a truck but that's another matter. You are here to be granted another chance, because of your young age."
"and...?"
She just deadpans at me
"*๐ด๐ช๐จ๐ฉ*, ๐๐ฃ๐ a chance at an 'Isekai' with a cheat or wish..."
oh.
๐๐ฉ.
๐๐!
"It seems you finally figured it out, $#$%@."
Why is she calling me $#$%@? My name is-
It's-
But it's-
w-what the ๐๐๐พ๐?!
๐๐๐ ๐พ๐ผ๐'๐ ๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐ฝ๐๐ ๐๐ ๐๐ผ๐๐?!
๐๐- ๐๐๐ก๐ข๐๐๐ก๐ข๐๐๐ก๐ข๐๐๐ก๐ข๐๐๐ก๐ข๐๐๐ก๐ข๐๐๐ก๐ข๐๐๐ก๐ข๐๐๐ก๐ข๐๐๐ก๐ข๐๐๐ก๐ข- what the hell was that?!
"Seeing that you've calmed down enough, Let's get onto your wish." She stated with a calm expression.
I- I guess she won't answer that. "Fine, what could I wish for?"
"Anything."
"Anything? So I could wave a rather descriptive sentence and I'd get exactly that?"
"Yes."
I need to know what kind of world I'm going to, I'm just a squishy Highschooler!
"Questions first, Where am I going, What do I need to do-" Because there is ALWAYS a catch, "And, why?"
"Going in the opposite order, Because of your premature death, You must defeat the Rampant Daemon Lord, and its name is Isseoroth." A beat passed, "So, what is your wish?"
From what I could glean from her answer, I could quite literally wish for anything, But I've already felt what it was like to have no path in life when everything is said and done.
I want something that'll let me grow. Not a GAMER! System 'cause those are just lazy writing.
That, and change my body.
I've never been quite... comfortable in my own body. I always thought of myself as female even If I still preferred women. Because...
Well, Boobs.
And Starbound was the last thing I played... I got it!
" I know what I want!"
The bored goddess looked up from her book- Where the hell did she pull that from? -and set it to the side, "What Is your wish, $#$%@?"
Moment of truth, "I want to become my Starbound character, Jenny Lilith, A Floran, equipped with the ingame HUD, Gameplay, and Systems, including ALL of my mods on my computer, with every recipe unlocked, with Infinite credits, as I couldn't exactly get those from this world right?"
"Yes, That would be correct. For your wish, I would need to Find a Floran to your specific request, but it is doable. Just so you know, It's more of a Mesh, but the dominant personality would be more prevalent, only with small signs of the old one. Is that alright with you, $#$%@?"
"*sigh*, Honestly, I wouldn't mind that. I've always known after my family's death, I've been nothing more than a blank slate. I'm fine with it."
Another beat passes.
"Alright then. Let us begin."
She cleared her throat, and started speaking- ...Is that Latin?
"๐บ๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐ ๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐, ๐๐๐ โโโ, ๐๐๐๐๐๐ $#$%@ ๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐, ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐, ๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐ ๐ฐ๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐ฑ๐๐๐๐ ๐ณ๐๐๐๐๐, ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐. ๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐!"
As soon as she finished her words filled with ๐ท๐๐๐๐ and ๐จ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐, I felt... ๐พ๐๐๐๐.
As If I was missing a part of myself for such a long time
And just like that, I, ๐๐ฒ๐ป๐ป๐ ๐๐ถ๐น๐ถ๐๐ต, was aware once again.
-<[๐ผ๐, ๐พ๐ง๐๐ฅ!]>-
"Bwuh-?! Where am I?" I looked around, reaching for my weapon, which wasn't in its scabbard, and the White-Haired loli spoke,
"Welcome, Jenny, to your second chance."
Second chance? ...AH CRAP! THE RUIN! "WHAT ABOUT THE RUIN! DID I KILL IT?!" I NEED TO KNOW!
The small child with the padded chest coughed into her fist.
"...sssorry."
"It is fine, but to answer your question, yes. You have ended its great evil for eternity. But unfortunately, It had enough cunning to take its adversary with it. Due to your great service to your plane of existence, you have been granted another chance at life."
What?
"And, because another variation of you was here before, She asked for you to have this chance. She gave up her knowledge of that world to aid you, and she is resting peacefully with her soulmate now."
Wait wha-
"I must be going now, Jenny. Good luck on defeating the Deamon Lord, and remember, once you have completed this task, you may have one more wish, no matter how absurd or difficult, it will be done."
When she finished her little spiel, a large blue glowing circle full of strange markings appeared underneath me.
"where am I- OH YOU CU#&! WHY KONOSUBA?!"
She looked back and smugly shot back, "Why not KonoSuba?"
"at least tell me your name!" I yelled back
"It's Selena, Goddess of Reincarnation and Time. See you later, Jenny."
"And when you meet Eris, Please treat her nicely. She's my Kohai, after all."
And everything went a blinding white.
-<[๐ผ๐, ๐พ๐ง๐๐ฅ!]>-
I opened my eyes. And lo and behold, I found myself not looking into a place of wonder but instead, I saw a scrawny-looking Japanese dude wearing a tracksuit.
I think the quote for this type of situation was "When in doubt, Scream."
And scream I did.
Then, I felt a hand slap me. I turned to see a petite girl with blue hair glaring at me with annoyed eyes.
"Stop screaming! I get that this is the first and last time that you'll get to see a goddess but please....." She glared into my soul. "Stop. Screaming."
๐โ๐๐ก ๐กโ๐ ๐๐ข๐๐?!
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Dumby_3054 So~, Do you know how sometimes a muse would basically hold you at gunpoint? Sometimes, they're all happy-like, and the next they kidnap you, hold you over the bay, and threaten to let you 'sleep with the fishes' if you don't write an idea.
I have two chapters of another story.
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(Also, the two other stories are hidden until I have enough chapters for both.)
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