Chapter 50: 45. What were you thinking?
Well our separation didn't last long, because while taking Koneko to train her in the forest near the church, we met Xenobia and Irina again, i invited them to dinner because i had to talk to them
First thing first they are stupid… they were planning to survive based on donations…
Do they even realize that this town church has been abandoned since like 16 - 17 years? The amount of people that would donate is minimal… they literally slept in the cold floor inside the abandoned church…
So i said to them that i would help them destroy excalibur (which is bs cause i will eat it and then analyze it's enchantments)
After tricking this two blockheads that they aren't selling their souls to a devil i invited them to live temporarily in my home…
I been lonely because my harem had to return thanks to my plans and preparations to break the statue of secrecy and moving my kingdom to a new world
So it's only Me, Asia, Rias, My 4 maids(Grayfia and 3 fallen), Akane (Ddraig)
So know i add two exorcists to my house
To be honest i kinda got bored of waiting and help them track the Excalibur down, we faced weak enemies, so i started training them because boredom, you know?
And then time passed, i waited till Kiba calmed himself and then i basically started acting like a therapist (i obviously increased my talent for it to be effective) till he stopped blaming swords… i mean people were the one that experimented on his friends, not the swords
So… two weeks passed
And I'm bored, the exorcists have been killing stray devils and stray exorcists
They been getting better with my training and for the first time i think they started to respect me because apparently they been trained by the best of the church and a couple of weeks with they had more progress than they in almost 3 years with the church
Then we meet Balba Galilei and a stray exorcist that was as crazy or crazier than freed… but they escaped
Rias wanted to spank me and Koneko as punishment but she ended up getting slapped in my bed and that calmed her down ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Sona wanted to make me feel bad for helping the church but a chess game later and she was on my lap…
Im pretty good domesticating devils if i say so myself…
Asia tried to seduce me by using the legendary naked under apron technique (recommended by Kiryuu)
After i calmed her down i said to her that i would take her to a date, and she passed out…
I slept with Asia and Rias that night (cause even i have to relax from sex sometimes)
The next day was the Day, finally a battle
Kokabiel appeared… and to be honest i didn't do anything… I have trained everyone here to be great fighters that i didn't have to do anything at all… The most surprising thing was the reveal that god is dead after Kiba unlocked his sacred gear … then finally i "destroyed" Excalibur (i ate it)
Xenobia wanted to become a devil (and a mother but we'll talk about that later)
Irina this time wasn't knocked out so she heard about god… she looked very lost, Im pretty sure that she would kill herself if left alone, so i sit her down, take her to Mom's and started talking about old times till she looked better, then i convinced her to live with Me and Xenobia, she doesn't have to become a devil but she could renovate the church here in Kuoh and think about what she wants to do in the future at her own time
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