Jack was coming back?
No way: even the monolith said otherwise!
At that moment, many lizards were glaring at their three-eyed brethren with extreme doubt. But just as they were about to rebuke him, it suddenly happened!
All along the place had been deathly quiet, but it quickly changed, and for the worse. The silence was quickly replaced by countless deafening behemoth roars.
But there was something wrong with their tone! In order it went: roars of anger, roars of fright, and finally confused roars. The poor lizards stared shellshocked.
What the hell was happening over there?! One word MADMAN! And soon enough, even they could see it. A tiny dot progressively grew bigger and bigger as it flew to them!
Many rubbed their eyes wondering if they were hallucinating, but then they also heard it. This voice was unmistakable and still gave them nightmares!
"I believe I can fly! I believe I can touch the— oh?"
Ever heard of '#BirdsAreFake'? It's one thing for birds to be fake, but isn't fake behemoths pushing it a bit too fucking far?! How was I supposed to know they were recording?!