Chapter 187: 187. Instincts Take Over
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"It's pretty heavy. It's trying to fight me. Haha, calm down, you naughty hammer. You cannot fight a higher being." Hector joked while juggling the hammer in his hand.
Thor dumbly watched as the hammer. His birthright was taken from him, and he felt violated for some reason. And then the realization hit that he was not worthy anymore. He looked at the sky and shouted, "NOOO! I am not worthy anymore. Is this what you wanted, father?"
"Moony! Catch,"
Hector threw it toward the good boy. Moony jumped quickly and bit its handle. *NOM* When he landed, he effortlessly held the hammer in his jaws.
"Wowowowow..." Moony started swinging it around as if he was the God of Thunder. He then lifted his head up and aimed at the sky.
*BOOM*
Thunder fell and got absorbed by the hammer instantly as if the heavens gave Moony their permission to wield this weapon. After all, how could anybody be mad at him?
Thor's will, anything that was left of it, instantly broke. He punched the ground angrily and shouted, "EVEN THE DOG IS WORTHY?!"
Hector caught the hammer from Moony and looked at its various runes, "Interesting. Definitely something worth studying. Though I wonder if Diana can also lift it. She should be worthy, I think,"
Was Hector worthy? It didn't matter. He was a being from a higher dimension, and such a low level of runes could not dictate his fate. Hence, the runes on the hammer could not oppose him.
Fury also jumped into the muddy area and tried to lift the hammer, "Mother of Jesus... what is thing?"
"It's the hammer of Thor, son of Odin. Yup, I'm talking about the folks you all consider gods. They aren't really gods. Just old aliens with powers who meddled with Earth since a long time ago. Even saved the planet multiple times," Hector clarified quickly.
This didn't go unnoticed by Thor, "How do you know about my father's proud accomplishments?"
"Prove yourself worthy, and you shall have all the answers you want. Oh, I am also keeping this hammer until you're worthy. One more thing, if Loki comes, tell him to seek me. Or I will kill him the moment I see him next time." He then looked around and found one Doctor Selvig looking at everything from a corner.
"You, I know you're taking care of this man. Keep doing it. Send me the bill for all the expenses," he ordered.
Selvig meekly spoke, "W-Who are you?"
"Seriously? You're old and still don't recognize me? I am Hector King Washington. Yes, I am not dead." He proudly revealed his name. Most of those around already knew it anyway.
"You will leave him be?" Fury inquired.
"Why not? He's just a powerful mortal at this point. Don't worry. If he does something stupid, I will spank him myself. Wait, we should meet the companions of this lad." Hector decided it was better to meet Jane while at it. He didn't know how important she would be in this world, but it was better to leave an impression behind.
...
Hector, Moony, and Logan were sitting in a bar in no time. Beside them was Thor as well, sulking while drinking beer. Opposite to them were three people, Professor Selvig, Jane Foster, and Darcy Lewis.
"Holy shit, can I touch your beard? I always wanted to do that. You have no idea how much I read about you in school." Darcy chirped like a fangirl.
"No," Hector denied her. His beard was sacred to him, and only Diana, Moony, or other little ones could touch it. Not just some random woman.
"Are you some sort of secret manipulator of the world affairs and the reason for why it's so bad now?" Jane questioned him.
Hector scoffed, "Huh, I am the one behind fixing it, girl. Don't go accusing me when I left a perfect roadmap and developed policies for this county. Well, I am not here to talk about that. You are going to take care of this lad. He's a god from another planet, called Asgard."
"He was not lying?"
"No, how many other men do you know who can stay unharmed after being rammed by your van?" He pointed.
"True true," Darcy nodded.
Jane narrowed her gaze, "How did you know we hit him?"
Smiling, Hector tapped on his temple with his finger, "I see everything, kid. Bye now, I've got some work to do."
However, as they got up to leave, Logan voiced, "Just a second, Pres,"
Hector and Moony waited for him outside the bar. He returned after a few minutes, "I will catch up to you later."
Moony and Hector watched him with suspicious gazes. Why would Logan stay behind? What was so interesting in New Mexico. They didn't ask him, however, and instead left quickly.
But they only hid their scent and kept watching Logan from a distance. The mad man was in the bar until evening. Then, when it started to turn dark, the door opened, and Logan walked out with Darcy Lewis.
Moony sniffed the air and barked, "Woh wuf woof woof... grrr..." ~Dad, Logan found another bitch!~ he meant.
Hector nodded, "That seems to be the case, boy. Who knew Logan would turn out to be a boob guy. Wait, don't tell Diana I was saying this. In fact, don't tell her anything about Logan either,"
"Bow wuf," ~Where my bitch, dad? You promised.~
Hector sweated. He tried his best to find him an intelligent female dog in space, but he was unsuccessful, "I am trying to find one, kid. Remember, the more you wait, the sweeter the fruit will be."
"Fruit? What fruit? I love apples, oranges, and bananas. Can I get a banana?" Moony confusedly asked.
*Sigh* Hector ruffled the good boy's hair, "My little baby boy, you'll be giving the banana, not taking it. Let's give Logan some privacy now. Let's go."
~Dad, does he howl when playing?~ Moony suddenly asked.
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"You know what? That's a really great question. I want to know the answer, or I will never be able to sleep in peace. So fine, we will only listen from a distance. The moment he howls, we will leave."
...
A few hours ago,
After Hector and Moony left the bat, Logan sat beside Darcy, who was alone as Jane was handling Thor. He asked her a simple question, "Want to fuck?"
Darcy spat her drink back in the glass. Her eyes widened. "Seriously? I get to have sex with the first man to step foot on the Moon? Hell yeah. I have a car. Let's go there,"
Logan quickly denied, "No, let's go to the nearby forest,"
"Oh, a wild wolf, ha? Kinky. I LIKE IT!" she was ready for everything. Even Logan felt that she was too easy. But he was more interested in the two rewards he was soon going to get.
Eventually, the night came, and it was time to savor the hunt. So he took Darcy to the forest, cut some nice soft branches of a tree, and made a bed. After that, they started to undress each other.
Darcy was amazed by his body, "I KNEW IT! You're immortal or a god,"
"I'm what you call mutant,"
"That's so fucking hot," She didn't wait and jumped on him to bite his lips and lick his abs.
Logan had been with many women in his life but never with one as wild as this one. So he too, indulged and ripped apart her bra and let the two melons go wild.
However, they were so round and squishy that his wild instincts took over. "AWOOOO... Ugh... why did I do that?"
"Do it again. It makes me so wet," she urged him while nibbling on his ears and sitting on his lap. Both were as naked as the day they were born and enjoyed each other's bodies.
Logan realised that this kind of foreplay might be her kink. So he, too, got into the whole role and became heavy-handed with her. "Awoooo..."
"YES! YES! EAT ME HOWEVER YOU WANT!"
...
Hector covered Moony's ears a distance away while also dragging him away, "NO, SON. They are not talking about eating food."
"Wowowoooo..." ~I wanna eat what they eat, dad.~
"Never, they are mad people. Stay away from them. God, why did I let my curiosity get the better of me?"
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