Chapter 9: [Chapter:9][I’m pretty good at pretty much everything.]
"Well…that's that…"
After a long session of watching the entire HOTD anime series and reading all available manga chapters, Mikoto closes her smartphone and leans back, her head plunging into Tsunade's breasts.
*boing* *boing*
"…"
"…"
*cough*
"Well, now that we've run an anime and manga marathon, how about ending the day? It's dark outside, so there isn't much we can do anyway."
Kuroneko suggested just before yawning, getting nods of agreement from everyone.
"In that case…", I got up as I stretched myself, "I'll be going out then."
"Eh? Why?"
I looked at Rias who asked me that question as though looking at an idiot.
"You might have forgotten since I'm a part of an all girls' Chat Group, but I can show you my 'manliness' if you want."
I gestured towards my crotch, making the less experienced members blush as Irene chuckled.
"I don't really mind. Even though we only met for some time, I consider myself a good judge of character."
"Yes, and Admin-san isn't a beast who would attack us defenceless maidens right?"
Kaguya continued while showing a scared and shy expression, making me roll my eyes.
"Please, don't tempt me. Besides…"
I open the door as I step outside.
"A man's got things to do at night, private things."
I look back and throw them my best imitation of an extremely perverted and lecherous face.
And thanks to my 'Acting : 743', 'Disguise : 743', and 'Deception : 743'…
"Pervert!"
"Hahaha."
I close the door before flashing to the roof top.
((So you're going to busy yourself with whores like the perverted bastard you are?))
I ignored Dea-chan's teasing and mock-angry voice, since she could read my mind, and began to spread my perception.
*badump*
"Wow, I feel just like a certain superhero that likes wearing his underwear outside…"
Its ironic now that I think about it.
Three years ago, I was nearly killed by a crab monster which I myself commented to be imitating superman by wearing its underwear out.
Now…
((It feels like it's been way more than just three years huh? Even though it was technically less than ten chapters ago.))
Exactly. Especially since the story isn't even ten chapters long yet. That's why I both love and hate time skips.
Anyway, while I and Dea-chan had been reminiscing about the past, which in fact took quite literally 'no time' since, you know, infinite agility,
"Found you."
In a flash, I disappeared from the roof top of the hotel, reappearing several miles away in the bedroom of a certain man who was snoring.
*slap*
"Wha-!?"
I slapped him awake, and he jumped out of bed with a start. Before he could make any other sound, I clutched his head and brought it closer to my face.
"Mm! Mmm!?"
I could see the fear I'm his eyes as he tried to claw my hand away from him. Obviously, he didn't succeed.
"I may not have magic, but I have my own ways."
I stared right into his eyes, and I doubt he found my eyes charming, before,
'Intimidation : 743'
'Bloodlust : 743'
'Killing Intent : 743'
'Fear Inducement : 743'
'Hypnosis : 743'
In but a moment, his eyes turned blank, his mind nearly getting crippled from the overlapped effects of all the 'skills' I used on him. In fact, that was exactly what would have happened had I not controlled myself.
I let go of his face, and watch impassively as he falls into the ground like a puppet whose strings were cut.
"Stand up."
I order as I go on to sit on a chair I 'borrowed' from another nearby house with my infinite speed, not wanting to sit on something this piece of shit might have touched.
'I should probably was my hands too…'
He stood up as I sat, and I looked at him expressionlessly.
"Kneel."
He knelt without a word of complaint.
"Now, do you know a student named Rei Miyamoto?"
"Yes.", came his answer.
"Did you hold her back for a year?"
"Yes."
I nodded. It seems we weren't an entire year behind.
"What about Saya Takagi's father? Is he taking part in the elections?"
I asked Shido a few other questions, before I recalled every seemingly unimportant detail mentioned in the anime and the manga as I came to a conclusion.
"We're somewhere between 3 and 4 months before the canon starts."
I looked within my mind for an answer, and it's current resident quipped back,
((Exactly 100 days. Well, 99 days and a few hours since you spent nearly the whole of the first day just watching anime and reading the mange.))
I nodded.
As for why I didn't do this from the very beginning? Of course, it's because I didn't want to rely on the loli too much. No matter how close our relationship might be, it doesn't change the fact that I'm still a man with my pride. Ain't no way I'm asking for help when I can accomplish something on my own with just a little effort.
It gives you a sense of accomplishment, you know? Knowing you did something entirely on your own, without any sort of assistance…
((Yeah right. You were just bored and wanted to find a reason to mind-fuck the piece of trash.))
Now now, Dea-chan, how can you accuse this gentlemanly me of doing such vulgar and uncouth actions?
((Gentlemanly? You?))
I ignored the disrespectful loli's disdainful scoff as I looked at the nearly braindead Shido and smirked.
"Now then, why don't you do me a favour?"
. . . . . . . . . . . .
*bang!*
"Good morning beauties and cuties! Time to wake up!"
I flashed my head to the side, evading a pillow thrown at me at a speed which would break the head of a normal human if it hit.
"Morning!? It's just six!"
"And you all have less than an hour to go to school."
"…"
"???"
The tired and sleepy gazes of six women turned to me as I could practically see the question marks on their faces at my last sentence.
"Since I had the whole night for myself, I went ahead and 'convinced' the principal of Fujimi Academy, a mob character you don't have to remember, to admit Mikoto, Rias, and Kuroneko as students, and Kaguya, Irene, Tsunade, and yours truly as teachers. And I even have your uniforms ready."
I threw three bags with their uniforms towards the three younger girls, making them perfectly land on their heads.
"…"
"What?"
I couldn't help but chuckle at their blank expressions.
"I also bought the rest of you clothes of this world. Now, though I'd appreciate the view, I'm pretty sure you don't want me watching so…"
I backed out and closed the door, giving them the room to change.
Knowing the ladies would take at least half an hour to get ready, I started going to each of the places I visited last night to make l confirmations and pick up the things I ordered.
Even with infinite speed, it took over forty minutes.
Well, then again, guess I can't blame them ordinary humans for not being able to converse with me at speed faster than light.
*flash*
"I'm back!"
"Woah!"
Kuroneko, behind whom I appeared seemingly out of nowhere, jumped in surprise.
"Don't do that! You almost gave me a heart attack."
I looked at everyone, finding them in the clothes I bought. Rias, Mikoto, and Kuroneko were in Fujimi's high school uniforms, while the other three wore fairly casual clothing that matched their own unique points, elegant for Kaguya, sexy for Irene without being too exposing, and something both loose me tight for Tsunade.
"Mm, as expected of me, even my taste for female clothing is perfect."
Mikoto lied at me speechlessly.
"Why am I even going to high school? I'm a middle schooler!"
"Well, I found out last night that we were a little over three months from the start of the canon, and it's not like we can just stay in the room for over a hundred days, so why not? It'll be a new experience for all of you, Tsunade can learn modern medicine in her free time as a school nurse, Kaguya and Irene can experience what it feels like, to teach completely ordinary people, Rias and Kuroneko can experience school life with characters they only saw from behind the screen, and you can go to high school early, and in a city where middle schoolers don't fight each other to death while destroying entire city blocks in the process."
Mikoto winced at my words, knowing exactly what 'fights' I was talking about, hike the rest seemed interested, and excited in case of Kuroneko and Rias.
"Nut what about our identities? We technically don't exist do we?"
Kaguya, smart as always, raised an important point. Unfortunately for her, I had outsmarted her*cough* I mean, I had already thought of that.
"Here.", I said as I threw each of them a bag containing several documents and cards.
"The official backstory of our group is, Rias, Mikoto, and Kuroneko are orphans who grew up together in an orphanage run by Kaguya, Irene is Rias' distant aunt who recently came to know of her existence and came to Japan from England, and Tsunade is Irene's good friend who followed her to take a break from her practice."
The six looked at their papers before Kuroneko looked at me.
"What about you?"
"Me? I'm the young and handsome billionaire who funds that orphanage. And I decided to become a music teacher because my genius caused me to feel bored of my life."
"…"
I got six blank stares in response, making me chuckle.
"Oh, by the way, those debit cards have 10 million yen in each. The passwords are is ones. If you run out…"
I pause, enjoying the expressions of surprise in Mikoto's and Kuronekoks face at their sudden wealth.
"Don't come to me if you run out, cause I want nothing to do with prodigals that can burn ten million in less than a hundred days."
I, along with several others, look at Tsunade, making her step back in surprise.
"Wh-what?"
"…"
"Nothing."
In the end, nothing was said. But the meaning of our looks was quite obvious, making her pout.
"Hey! This is a world full of normal people isn't it!? As a shinobi, I'll be able to win easily!"
She turned to look at me with determined eyes.
"Just you watch! By the end of the three months, I'll double, no, quadruple the money you gave me!"
"Sure…", I drawled, knowing that while it might be the case for any other shinobi, simply because she is Tsunade Senju, the Legendary Sucker, she'd probably come back to me or one of the others broke in less than a month.
She huffed seeing no one believe her, while Mikoto turned to me.
"How did you even get so much money? And all of this…in one night?"
I shrugged with a smirk.
"What can I say, I'm just awesome like that."
"It doesn't really matter does it?", Kaguya interrupted her before she could ask again.
"Why don't we go now? I'm actually looking forward to teaching."
"Me too. It'll be a new experience, I'll probably need it considering how weak my daughter and her guild are."
Oh? Looks like Irene is planning on coaching the members of Fairy Tail. I guess finally coming to know of her daughter made her resolve of never seeing her again break.
Now that I think about it, based on her discussions with the other members, the timeline in her world should be a little before the canon begins, so Jellal is still the same idiot isn't he? Even thought he's technically being controlled…
Considering how much he hurt Erza, even wanting to sacrifice her…
Poor him, I actually pity him. Oh wait, who am I kidding, I'm totally going to that world just to watch Irene trash the dumbass.
Hmm, maybe I'll lend her my staff. I haven't used my partner much except for training, I'm sure it'd appreciate being part of a smack down, even if not from my hands.
"Hello? Earth to Admin? We'll leave you behind you know?"
"Eh? Ah! Hey! Don't go without me! I'm the one who got you those jobs, you ungrateful women!"
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Ah, in case some of the readers want to know how I got all that money and all, I'm sure some of you guessed it, but I bet your power stones you can't guess what the other part of my 'favour' from mentally crippled Shido is.
If one of you manages to guess it…well, you get a thumbs up GIF from me I guess.
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