Chapter 4: Internal Screaming While Rebirth
Archer has faced weird shit in all his time as a counter guardian, facing a Sludge of black goo like Angra Mainyu, Olympian Grand order, Dragons and tentacle demons but this has reached a whole other level!
Looking back his luck had always put him in precarious situations. When he was facing a terrorist group in the Mongolian forest, HE had the most blood worm attached to his body on a rainy day. While he was walking on the mud, HE would arrive and land on a ditch!
This is just absurd! It's like the universe is against him and his path.
He would blame his luck but mostly the naïve fool in his younger days.
Speaking of young.
He is in Amniotic Fluid in his baby form and this experience is Traumatizing!
Is God to blame for this precarious situation or his luck!
In this situation he can only blame ZELRECHT!.
That old coot has something to do with this!
He can smell it and speaking of this old coot he needs to speak to him and Caladbolg his ass to afterlife!
But the problem is he can neither sense the changes or the powers to his body.
Before he can continue his thoughts shaking occurs and he is in for a ride.
!!!! POV Hospital!!!!
"That's it honey! Just a little more! And it will be over soon!"
'AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! LIARS! ALLL DOCTORS ARE LIARS! THEY TOLD ME IT'S BE SMOOTH! DAMN YOU!!!!'
The Doctor can only shake his head at this. She has helped with labors and seen strong minded women, but this one is on a whole different category.
"Recovery Girl! I can see the head!, It's now or never!"
'Right! As soon as the baby has seen first light we safely take him out!"
"Right! "
!!!!! Archer POV!!!!
"Dear God! Please let this end real quick! I can't stand this!"
'AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH'
Finally Archer has seen light of the new world and coughed out the fluid making his new baby face trying to scrunch in disgust but before he could make up the surrounding.
"Wonderful scenery bubble butt"
Archer can only scream in frustration giving his first cry to the world which was louder than unusual startling the recipients in the room. Almost Everyone mistake it for a sound Quirk.
ZELRECHT strikes again in his mindscape!
"My baby! Give me my baby boy!"
Recovery girl can only sigh and wraps the baby in towel spanking the fantastic ass earning a second cry much to Archers broken pride.
The mother has Auburn hair resting on the side of her shoulder with a tired look on her face.
Looking at her child's white hair similar to his father an urging came while she named her child.
"Shirou! He will be Shirou Fujimura"
' Come on! At least let me name him'
"Excuse me! Sir but I am the one who gave birth to him! so like a good father sulk in the corner"
A laugh echoed through the hospital with recovery girl chuckling.
Recovery Girl: He is healthy make sure to get him checked if he has a sound quirk, that scream caught me off-guard. Knowing you quirks it is not likely.
" I will"
' Let me see my baby boy too~~~"
" No!"
The mother slaps her Husbands hands earning a second laugh through the room much to father's despair".
!!!!! Six Months Later!!!!
Shirou stared at the hanging starfish with dead eyes and a blank face, what did he do to deserve such treatment.
"Honey why does he have that look on his face? Do you think he has a bad tummy? I was making funny faces but he doesn't seem to be entertained but I feel like he scowls at me"
' That's is your Imagination! Stop making claims like this! Last time I took him to the hospital due to such minor inquiry he wouldn't stop crying! It's like he is afraid! But I would have to say that look my little baby had it seemed of a haunted face like a bad memory, I am not even sure babies can make that face.'
" Hmm maybe I need to change his diaper?'
This Earn a movement from the baby which is Archer in a small body of baby startling the parents.
' Haa Hanzo please don't do that, that also seems to make my little sugar bun erratic. It's almost like he knows what he is speaking'
" Well we didn't see an early quirk awakening, maybe my boy is a Genius! Like me!"
' Sure~~ anyways let me cradle him, that seems to calm him down'
"You believe me Ayako! Don't you? "
' I don't need your otaku side to corrupt him so stay away from that zone or it will be the couch"
"Fine! No problem!"
It's been six months since Shirou has been reborn in this world, it has been less than pleasurable to enjoy his new birth parents' company.
Wiping his ass.
Making it powder to oblivion.
Worst of all obligatory breast feeding if he wants to live. He was not in it but baby instincts kicked in and latched onto the nipple much to his now obliterated dignity.
Not controlling ones bladder Is troublesome not to mention limited movement.
He has no Idea of this dangerous world and the information was not yet given.
Worst! Of all that damn vampire keeps laughing In his head. He would strangle that vampire and drown him in boiling onion.
"Damn you ZELRECHT! This has gone too far!, just you wait I'll kick your Ass!"
'Wipe your ass first! HAHAHAHA!'
That gave Archer Emotional Damage.
" Enough! Information! Gimme now!"
In the Mindscape a raging battle was happening, shirou realized he has a separate mindscape to dive in where zelrecht soul is tied on a pillar but cannot do anything. A void with a pillar.
" Wait until you are four you will get a long letter and the information, let your body acclimatize to the power God gave you"
' Which God did this to you?'
" You don't understand Emiya He is THE god THE ONE WHO IS ABOVE ALL"
" All other you have seen in lostbelts are nothing bit ants"
' Well Fuck and how did you and I earn his Ire"
" Wel-l"
' Zelrecht! What did you do!"
" I might have umm probably or accidentally wiped out Trillion lives in our universe?"
' You FUCKER! I knew it I should have blew your heart out when I had the chance!"
" Now what is in the past stays in the past, look you have a new opportunity given by God Live it properly unlike your counterparts"
' Chance at what costs!, they are lost! Rin, Sakura, Tiga and Illya they are dead!, all because of your and mine faggotry of shits and giggles and broken Justice!"
" Still cursing you past, still thinking your hands will never hold anything?. At least you have a second shot"
'....'
'What's the point? It didn't matter in the end! What's different in this time'
" Because this time you can save them all Emiya!, you can save them ALL"
' I don't believe you?'
" Oh you will Shirou~~ you will since the power god gave you is too enticing for me~~"
' I'll erase you when I get the CHANCE!, by power what do you mean?"
" Soon you will see the sun Shirou. I pray you return to your usual self with a heart of gold. Since you have a new life it is not okay to stand back up and start something new?"
'…..'
' I'll be the judge when I get the letter'
"Hmm I pray you find your way"
Slowly a dark part of his mind whispers like an eerie tune
A voice in his mind, a dark part in his mind still echoes.
[ YOUR HANDS WILL NEVER HOLD ANYTHING]
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