Chapter 81: Chapter 81- Unboxing
Now for the moment of truth.
Will I get more OP than I already am? Or will I get more stupid shit like chew toys and Pokemons?
Let's go with some low-level Boxes first
Low-[Dragon- Night Fury gained (Toothless) ]-
(I blame the youtube Chrismas algorithm. It showed me a thumbnail with the baby dragons. Probably something about a Christmas special in the recommended. Didn't watch it, but it gave me this idea, so I was like why the hell not. Another pet for Nat to take care of in MC's place)
What? I open the Inventory and there is an icon of a black dragon. You have got to be shitting me. I click the icon and the screen expands and the Dragon jumps out.
*Grrrrr*
... it looks like someone took a black cat and a dragon and mixed them in a blender.
*Rawww*
Okay, here we go again. I snap my fighters and increase the gravity on Toothless making him fall to the ground. I snap my finger again and heal the wound on its tail. You know what I'm not even going to bother with this shit anymore. Another pet for Nat to take care of. She will be thrilled and I will have one thing less to worry about. Now to get him under control
Arc: Collar of Obedience
I show him a picture of Nat "You will protect this woman and you will obey her commands"
The collar glowed green. Signifying that it worked. Good, now that it won't hurt Nat he can go. I smack a Sticky Note on his face and throw him into a portal.
Moving on.
Low- [The Mask of Loki gained ]( The Mask Movie, Jim Carry)
Interesting.. Not that I will ever use it. But I might pay for the option to give it to people in the future. I could watch different versions of the Mask going around the city making Chaos. The Mask still remains one of my favorite movies from my childhood.
Low-[ Ogre's Tigerskin panties ] (The Gamer)
[Ogre's Tigerskin panties. Indestructible. Negates Physical Attacks on the crotch area. Must be worn naked for the effect to take place]
Well, I'm not wearing those.. Ever.
Low-[Pokemon Bulbasaur gained]- (The green one.)
"Great this one already has a salad growing on its back."
*Bulbasaur Bulbasaur*
"Off you go, another one joins the Nat daycare."
Next
[Gel Banana gained]- Low (Stains Gate)
Okay, I don't know why this was in the low ones, Is it because the banana time-traveled? I'll deal with this later
How about a High one. Maybe my luck will get better.
[Epty Gate of Babylon]- High
[Note. Congratz on wasting months making the Eldtrich knock-off version. Bhahahahah. At this stage, it's barely useful to you. Enjoy Bhahaah]
I hate that guy, I mean really, he is a god, doesn't he have anything better to do than annoy me?
[Spirit of Thunder gained] - High (Shaman King) ***
(A/N YESSSS!!! He got the Spirit of Thunder!! Suck it WARD!! No Spirit of Fire for you,
I'm so freaking happy!)
Hell yeah Isn't that one of the 5 Great Elemental Spirits. It looks pretty Sick. Definitely using this one later.
Let's go One more high,
High- [All Lantern rings from DC Universe]
[ Good luck using them dipshit BHAHAHAHHA]
(A/N I just wanted to mess with him, Because of the potential the rings have they are high, But Touch-me the asshole he is, took one of his high roles and gave him this, Another idea from the comments)
...
Well, should have seen that one coming.
Mid- [Power to breathe in any medium.] (Freeza, can breathe in space for example. I said if you put down a comment I will put it in if it's not too much,)
That's great. At least suffocation isn't a possibility for me anymore.
Mid-[ Big Bang Impact Hatsu gained ] (Uvo from HxH)\
That's Uvogin's Hatsu. It compresses every bit of his power in his fist. Honestly, it's just standard KO. But it has the effect of a Strong Missile. It disintegrates everything around the area where the punch landed. Hmmm, I wonder I can mix it up.
What if I used powers from different systems into that attack. Nen, Magic, Chakra can all be used to increase physical power. I need to try that out. But not on Earth I wonder how much damage I can do to Mars with a punch like this. Let's try it out on one of Mars's moons.
Mid- [Lightsaber] (Star Wars)
Star Wars Huh? I open the inventory and took out the handle. I activated it and a light shone out. I honestly expect the standard green or red but not this.
A darkish gray light came out of the handle. It was freaky. It's like watching Death honestly. Meh, it can look whatever color it likes. As long as it cuts throw everything in my path. I'm good with it.
(I have 0 clue about StarWars. Make your own conclusions, or just vote in the comments on what color will be better)
High- [Edo Tensei Gained] (Naruto)
Hmmm.. Broken. Definitely broken.
BUT.
Who can I revive? I'm in Marvel. Think brain THINK. Are there Any somewhat useful people that I can revive?
Howard Stark... and that's it...
Does the Marvel Universe really have so few useful people dead? Well except for people from Kamar-Taj. But nobody else? Wait didn't Hella revive her dead soldiers. Oh yeah, I'm so stealing them. Undead, unstoppable Asgardians. Children of Thanos I salute your sacrifice.
High- [Conqueror's Hakigained] (One Piece)
[Automaticaly unlocks the other two types. They still must be trained to be used]
Very Nice Next!
High-[Elder Wand gained] (Harry Potter)
[Doubles the strength of any spell cast with it]
..Okay. I'm never touching that. Lady Death is a real Entity here. I don't want to know how she will react once she senses her energy on that Wand. She might be insulted just by me holding an item with her Aura. I don't want to get deleted. So Nope~. That is never seeing the light of day.
Low- [Newt Scamander's Briefcase gained]
Hmmm, useless. Already have the Inventory. But the dragon and the Pokemons can stay there.
Low- [House Elf Gained]
What is this? The Harry Potter Draw?
At least give me Harry's Invisibility Cloak.
Well, servant gained I guess. The elf can take care of all the housework while Me and Nat relax,
High- [The Ichibi- Shukaku]
WHAT!!!
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Word Count 1002
A/N
Naruto - MOTHER FUKCER HE GOT THE KYUBI, That's it he is getting the Ichibi, I don't give a damn, Shukaku can annoy him to DEATH
(How does he get so lucky? I hate this man's luck, I have the screenshot. Unbelievable...)
go to discord)
Btw is it better if the Box is before or after the Item
Box-[Item]
[Item]- Box
???
Spirt of Thunder ***
(read this after the randomizer) "They have the ability to consume other souls and spirits in order to further enhance their own power."
The fuck? Wasn't the Spirit of Fire the only one able to do this?
...Fuck it I'm ignoring that, the Spirit of Fire can only consume souls in my book.
BTW Huge freaking diehard HAO fan. I'm so freaking glad I didn't have to ruin it. )
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7 Low, 7 High , 3 Mid
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Sorry for the late updates. I worked today as well. Saturday shifts are kinda annoying. Yesterday was just a stupid day. Lost a lot of time on useless things(helping out) And had a lot of work to do around the house(The shit we didn't finish yesterday). It is what it is
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Ideas
Bloodlines:
Low- Keke Genkai-
Lava, Boil
Mid (Particle kekei touta)
Low- Kimetsu no yaiba breaths
D-F rank Noble Phantasms
weak DF
weak Magic
Weekly Power Status
-- Power
Ranking 
-- Power
stone