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Chapter 7: 'School' (2/2)

The whole day at school went like this:

A teacher came into the classroom and introduced himself

Then told the whole class to introduce themselves

A few annoying kids asked him to touch his hair which he at first ignored but then he realized they might cry or call for a teacher so he eventually gave up and let them do what they want

Then Nothing

turns out on the first day you do nothing he mainly did nothing because he couldn't talk to a kid without realizing that he is not a sociable person, to begin with

Well he did go the bathroom a few times

Why? Well because he got free candy out of it

Yeah the teacher gives him candy for going in by himself without any help

hey don't judge

While he is an adult on the inside he is still a child in the body

Which demands sweets

After going in the bathroom for the third time the teacher didn't give him anything

Make sense the teacher properly figured out what he did for the candy

After some time the teacher told the class that they can go play in the playground

Which most of the brats ran outside and began playing in

Well except Saiki who found a place to hide in a directly teleported to his home

'Finally some time alone' thought saiki 'Thank god lucy isn't here she probably at work'

Seeing that nobody was home he directly sat on the couch

And began watching tv

After living in this world for a while he realized that most shows on tv are either pure trash or p*rn

Well Filtered p*rn as they can not show p*rn on tv

Anyway he would rather watch a trash show as trash shows have their own charm

Watching someone try to not change his or her expression while saying pure bullshit is entertaining in itself

F*** The plot

He is here to watch people lose their dignity for money

(Ps: technically true)

Until he realized he has to go back to school before the teacher found out his missing

He is not afraid of the police but he is afraid of lucy

As such he teleported back to the same place he disappeared from

Barely making it in time to catch the whistle from the teacher to gather up

The rest of the day went smoothly

Finally, he was out of hell

How much does he have to stay in this hell again?

12 years, !!

as he left the 'school' he saw his biggest fear

Lucy in front of her car smiling at him

Although it looked like a gentle smile to Saiki it looked like the devil

as some one who had lived with Lucy a while

he knows her next action which is....

"Saiki my baby," Said lucy as she ran to him and hugged him

Saiki who was suffocating in her boba

Had one thought

'Maybe school isn't too bad where is the go back button' Thought Saiki as he fainted from the lack of oxygen

"Ara" Lucy realized that she might have killed he son

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First I would like to say sorry for the short chapter

2 if u think this chapter is rushed that because it is I also haven't written anything for a while if you haven't noticed I also wrote this at 2 am so I am basically half asleep at this point please don't judge me

The only reason I wrote this chapter is to take a break from studying for my exams at the end of the month

Btw does anybody want a fanfic with lancer from fate/stay night?

I feel like he really doesn't have any fanfics out there

He is a cool guy I would enjoy writing about him.

anyway this is the last chapter of his 'Childhood'

Next chapter is probably gonna have a time skip

Anyway thx for reading


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