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55.55% [Hiatus] The Adventures of a Useless Mage / Chapter 4: I Can Reincarnate, Right...?

Chapter 4: I Can Reincarnate, Right...?

''Then, for my first wish, I want to have an RPG system!'' Diana said excitedly.

''An RPG system? Can you elaborate more? I can't do something with just 'I want an RPG system' you know!'' The angel crossed his arms with a slightly irritated expression.

''You don't need to be annoyed, I was about to do that!'' Diana pouted and continued '' A normal RPG system, with status, inventory, but not an inventory with infinitely dimensional space, just an inventory that says what I'm using, a skills tab to show what I can use, that sort of thing.''

''Well, I've never played any classic RPG, but I can do this.''

''What?!'' Diana screamed in surprise.

''Have you never played a classic RPG in your life?! How do you expect to evolve into a superior being if you've never played a classic RPG game?! What are you, a caveman? How did you get a basic education without playing classic RPG games? How the hell do you consider yourself an otaku without having played a Classic RPG?! They are the best! The best I say!''

The angel was startled by Diana, who suddenly grabbed him by the shoulders and started shaking him.

''H-Hey! Get off me! What the hell is wrong with you!?'' The angel pushed Diana lightly, to get out of her grip.

''S-Sorry, I lost myself there for a moment...''

''I don't need to evolve to be a superior being, because I am already one! And I'm not an otaku!!''

''This is exactly what an otaku would say....'' She whispered softly.

''Ehem... '' Pretending not to hear what Diana said, the angel straightened and returned to his usual smiling expression.

''Now, say your second wish.''

''Hmmmmm, oh, I know! I want to be capable of learning any magic skill! And when I say any magic skill, I refer to any kind of magic, like elemental, mental, body and so on!''

''Okay, you didn't need to explain that one. But I will have to ask permission from superiors, this is not an easy wish.'' The angel once again started to glow, and after a few seconds it returned to normal.

''They agree. Strange, normally they wouldn't agree with that kind of thing, I think they like you.'' The angel was completely perplexed, his rigid superiors, who always took his foot, agreed to such a wish, which can be very dangerous. Something is wrong.

''They agreed?! Yes!!'' Diana jumped in joy, she didn't think that wish would actually be granted.

''But.....it won't be easy for you to use, the difficulty of using this type of skill is proportional to the power level. Ah, I have an idea! I'm going to replace the normal skills tab in the system!'' The angel looked very proud of his new idea, for a second Diana really wanted to smack this superior being smug face.

''Okay....but I don't understand, what will change?''

''Oh don't worry about it, you will see when you use the system that I will do. So, what is your last wish?''

''For my last wish....I...I...'' Diana didn't think much about her wishes before, after all she was very focused on the duel, but something crossed her mind, and her eyes sparkled.

''I want to be immortal!''

''....'' Hearing Diana, the angel's smile faltered a little, and without saying anything, he just stared at Diana, as he really thought she was just kidding.

''....''

''....''

''....What? Why are you staring at me without saying anything?''

''.....Are you sure about this wish?'' The angel really couldn't believe what was her last wish.

'She beat me in a duel, she can't be that stupid, right...?' The angel thought.

''Eh? Can you really make me immortal?!'' Diana asked expectantly.

''Well, in a sense yes, but just a kind of basic immortality, you would be like a normal human being, but you wouldn't age. You would still be vulnerable to anything that could possibly kill you.''

'All right!! This would help me to study magic forever!' With stars in her eyes, she imagined herself like a thousand-year-old sage capable of using any kind of magic.

''It's decided, I want to be immortal!''

''Are you sure about that? Don't you want to change your last wish? Really? Are you absolutely sure?'' The angel looked worried, inside, he hoped she would change her wish. But as her wishes are hers, he cannot interfere directly, it would be unfair for him to help her.

''Yeah! I am one hundred percent sure!!'' Unfortunately Diana didn't notice the worry in the angel's face and tone of voice, as she was immersed in her imagination. (A . N : The mage is implacable!)

''Sigh*....as you wish.'' The angel just snapped his fingers and Diana started to glow.

Diana came out of her delusions when she noticed the glow in her body ''Wow! It's so beautiful!'' after a few seconds, she returned to normal.

''.....So....is that it?''

''Of course, what do you expected? Some explosions or complex magic circles? Well, if that's all, I'm leaving. I have a lot of work to do.''

''E-Eh?!?! Wait! Won't you reincarnate me?!''

''No. After all, you didn't wish to be reincarnated, so....''

''Wait wait wait, wait! When I woke up didn't you say you would reincarnate me?!'' Diana began to panic at the thought that she was not going to reincarnate.

''Yes, I said that. But I also said that I would reincarnate you back on Earth. But since you asked for these things, like magic, a system, and immortality, I can't reincarnate you back on Earth, that world has strict rules and doesn't allow the supernatural to enter.''

''Can't you reincarnate me in another world?!''

''I could have, if you had wished for it. Your soul is connected to planet earth, and I could have changed this, but since you didn't wished to reincarnate in another world, I can't do anything.....I'm sorry.''

(A . N : It may sound a little confusing, but it's simple. Her soul is connected to Earth, so she cannot reincarnate on other worlds. And as she desired those things, she also cannot reincarnate on Earth due to the rules of the planet, that there cannot exist the supernatural.)

''And why didn't you tell me this before!'' Diana said angrily.

''You never asked...''

''Wouldn't this kind of situation have some countermeasure? There has to be, right?!''

''This is the first time this kind of thing has happened, so no....''

''But if I can't reincarnate, what will happen to me!'' Diana became more and more panicky.

''Well.....you're going to be stuck here forever I guess?''

''Eh....stuck here...forever...? No.....way...'' hearing that she would be trapped here forever, Diana short-circuited. She just dropped to her knees, with despair written all over her face.

When the angel sees Diana's condition, he can't help but feel sorry for the poor girl. Unfortunately, he couldn't help her.

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In a city of silver inside a large room, three beings of light watched Diana and the Angel interact. ''Hahahaha! Look at her face when she found out she can't reincarnate! That's hilarious! Hahahaha!'' One of the beings burst into laughter.

''You do have a really bad sense of humor...but yeah it's funny.'' The second being of light, who was on his side, commented.

''You two are horrible! You guys convinced me to allow this stupid duel with wishes involved, and look what happened! Look at this poor child! How can you delight in her despair?!'' The third being said, in indignation.

''Don't be a party pooper, I haven't laughed like that in ages! But It's a shame, I won't have another fun like this for a while.....unless...'' The being of light thought of a solution to alleviate his boredom.

''Hey, ######, come here!'' Being called, the second one who was beside him approached him.

Moving closer, he started whispering in his ear ''I see...are you sure? well, it would be interesting to see that....hm.... yes I agree, I'm with you on this.'' he replied with a smile.

''Yes!!'' The first exclaimed in joy.

''What are you two whispering?''The third being of light asked, indignant at being left out.

''Oh, it's nothing really....''

''Yeah, it's nothing, he just told me a joke, haha....''

The third raised his…brows of light? Not believing too much '' If you don't want to tell me, fine. I have more important things to do.'' In a flash, he disappeared from the room.

''Hehehehe....''/''Kukukuku....'' The two remaining light beings began to laugh, as if they were forming an evil plan.

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The pitying angel decided to say something to Diana, but when he was going to open his mouth, he started to glow. He was getting a message from his superiors.''I see....is this really okay? All right, I'll inform her.''

The angels approached Diana, crouched down and began to pat her head '' Diana, my superiors have a solution to your problem.'' Diana lifted her head abruptly, tears falling endlessly from her eyes.

''A....solution?'' Her eyes sparkled with hope.

''Yes, a solution, they can reincarnate you but....it can be dangerous, and you will have a disadvantage.''

''Tell me more, please!'' She gripped the angel's hand that was on her head tightly.

''Calm down...They can reincarnate you in some world that accepts your soul, but it can be very dangerous, it can be a peacefull world, or an extremely dangerous world.''

''I do not mind about it! I just don't want to be in this shitty place!''

''I know, I understand. But there is one more thing.''

''W-What?''

''They cannot give you the blessing of reincarnation in another world for free. You could with wishes, after all you won from me fairly. But in this case...the price for having this blessing is also receiving a curse. Do you agree with this?'' The angel spoke in a calm and comforting tone, he didn't want to further despair the girl.

''A curse...? What kind of curse?'' Diana was scared to think about this curse, but between staying here forever and reincarnating with a curse, she would choose to reincarnate with the curse without a second thought.

''I don't know, they didn't tell me... You can refuse this proposal too, you know? I can visit you from time to time and bring you some things to spend time....''

''No.'' Diana stood up and wiped the tears from her face with her arm.

''I accept.''


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