Chapter 67: Chapter 67: I Loved That Glass

“Good to know you still have a way with the ladies,” Charlie quipped.

“Yeah, fuck you!” Luke laughed.  “Why are you calling?”

“I’m executive producing a new show,” said Charlie.  “I need a first-rate photog.”

“If I come across one, I’ll let you know.”

“I’m talking to one right now.”

“No, no, no,” Luke replied.  “I am loving life right now.  No responsibilities.  No commitments.  I’m living on a rented boat.  Fish all day, drink all night, plenty of beautiful women.  I’m quite ok, thanks.”

“You sound bored, you ask me.”

“Notice I didn’t ask you.”

“You don’t even know the concept.  It’s not news, no blood and guts and shit.  I’m working for TLC—the This is Living Channel.  It’s a travel show…”

“Ooohhh, not no, then.   It’s oh, HELL NO!”