In the suburbs, a house can be seen. A house of two contrasting colors as if its owners couldn't agree with just one color. In this house two people are....staring at a box. As if it had nothing to do with either of them bringing it in. One speaks up.
Rob: Sooooo, what do you make of this?
Bob gave his answer with incredible bluntness to his tone.
Bob: It's a box.
Rob looked perplexed. He knew that, it's just, what's it doing in their living room. Rob voiced his concerns.
Rob: I know it's a box. Whats it doing here....in our living room?
Bob put on his thinking face. Bob does this a lot. He thinks doing this will have him come up with the correct answer.... after asking questions of course.
Bob: Did you bring it in?
Rob: Bob, I could ask the same to you. Since clearly with that question, this box wasn't brought in by either of us.
Bob, still in his thinking pose, asked another question.
Bob: Did anyone we know bring it in? Someone who owns a spare house key?
Rob: Hold up, I'll ask everbody in our block.
Rob proceeded to head outside to the frontyard. After taking a deep breath, he then proceeded to shout.
Rob: OOOOOOIIIIIIII!!!! DID ANYONE OF YOU NUMBNUTS PUT A BOX IN THE LOB FAMILY LIVING ROOM!!!
As if it were a natural occurrence. He received his reply.
Everbody in the block:NO!!!
Rob: THANK YOU FOR YOUR TIME!!!
Rob then proceeded back inside. He then looked at Bob as if saying he received his answer. Bob is still in his pose thinking even harder. Smoke can be seen flowing out of his skull. Then a lightbulb.
Bob: A burglar?
Rob: What burglar would drop off a box in the living room?
Bob: Look man, I don't know. Why don't we just look at who this box is addressed to.
Rob looked concerned. He, again, voiced his worries.
Rob: What if there is something in the box? Like a bomb maybe.
Bob looked unconcerned. Grabbing a tag connected to the box. Revealing that it is indeed addressed to The Lob Bros.
Bob: Look see this tag clearly states its addressed to us. It says here its a gift from our essentric aunts Sue and Lou.
Rob looked curious. The Eccentric Twins, Aunt Sue and Lou? Aren't they in like the Mysterious Middle East?
Rob: How'd they sneak in this box then?
Bob: Forget that. Let's just see what's inside.
Rob and Bob then opened the box revealing.... Small Toys? Bob picked one up. A Batman Figure.
Bob: Woah, check this thing out. I can clearly move their limbs but, I see no joints indicating movement.
Rob picked one up too. A Spiderman Figure.
Rob: Woah, you're right. Its pretty neat. But, why would they send us toys? We're clearly adults we have no need for children's toys.
Rob is confused. Why would Aunt Sue and Aunt Lou send them a bunch of childrens toys. Looking into the box it can be seen that the figurines are of various shapes and sizes. He could see Anime characters, Comic characters, Game characters, heck, even some Literary characters are here. What a diverse box of toys. There's even Galactus which weirdly enough looks porportionally correct to the Marvel vs Capcom games. Rob and Bob proceeded to empty out the box. looking at the large array of heroes and villains in a better light. The two bros. admiringly looking at a weebs desired collection.
Rob: So...what do you think Aunt Sue and Aunt Lou were thinking sending us a box of toys.
Bob: Don't know....Want to f@ck around with them.
Rob's answer was instantaneous. Putting the toys in various positions. Reenacting action scenes they've seen in movies and on TV. Creating fanmade scenes. Goku vs Superman, Meeting of Anime and Comics, Sonic vs Mario, etc. During this, the bros. discovered the costumes could be removed and replaced, which they found was a pretty cool feature due to the fact Bob found spare costumes in the box. Taking pictures and sharing them on Facebook, Instagram, and Twitter.
When all was said and done, they were exhausted. Bob spoke.
Bob: That was fun.
Rob: Yeah...Now, what do we do?
Bob: What do you mean?
Rob: I mean, what do we do with these figurines? We can't just keep them.
Bob: Why not? Its not like I particularly mind having these things in our house. What if our nephew and nieces decide to visit? These could keep them preoccupied. Plus, we could take up babysitting for our blocks kids.
Rob looked unsure. So he looked at his bro only to see movement in his peripheral vision. His eyes darted to the table, where the figurines are only to see nothing.
Bob: Whats up?
Rob: I swore I saw movement.
Bob: You're seeing things bro. Why don't we have something to eat. And we can finish discussing in the kitchen.
Rob: Yeah....sure.
Rob and Bob got up and walked to the kitchen. Rob took one last unsure look at the table before turning around. Unknown to him. A Batman figurine can be seen clenching and unclenching his hands.