<Wait, before we activate this array, this we set this illusion to go automatic or manual?>
=Manual. We don't want our "master" sounding like a goat.=
<Right. Setting it to...uh oh.>
=Uh oh? Why is there an uh oh?=
<Well...it appears that while our array is structurally correct, the materials we used as a substitute for the normal stuff has changed the function of the array entirely. This thing can't construct illusions out of nothing any more, it needs a framework to work around.>
=Seriously?!=
<On the plus side, the illusions will feel real on a physical level.>
=Fantastic. Where in all of heaven and hell are we going to find someone that can...wait a minute...Pathos?=
<Yes?>
=Do you remember which room we sent our lord and his cousins to stay in?=
<I think it was...oh. Oh! Ooooh. I understand the plan now.>
=Time to pay rent, motherfucker.=
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