Chapter 27: Ch 25.5 - My Name is Ishijin Shiro! Pt. 2
"So, starting with the first...it's not like I hate stans, nor do I hate stan behavior entirely, but the only thing I hate is their tendency to be so defensive or forceful. You know situations where they ask you 'Hey, have you ever heard of this artist?' and then you go 'Yeah, I heard of him, but he's not really up to my taste', then they start screaming Bloody Mary on you?" I chuckled.
"Like they start going 'WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DON'T LIKE THIS ARTIST?! YOU DON'T HAVE GOOD TASTE IN MUSIC IF THAT'S THE CASE! HOW ABOUT YOU GO KILL YOUR FAMILY-' and whatnot. Like bruh...could you not? I myself am a huge hiphop head, and I'm actually really open to a lot of music genres despite that, but if I say that I like hiphop, and you want me to like something like Pop or Anime Openings, like...what can you do about it? That's my preference." I giggled.
"Again, I'm not mad about this behavior, but I do prefer it if these types of fans could just stop and just see that people have their own preference. There's a difference between hate, criticism, and preference. It's a very fine line, but had you stepped back and seen the whole picture, you can see that, in my past example, that guy just preferred something else."
"And I am aware that there are a lot of Hololive stans. That's understandable. In every fanbase, there are bound to be stans, but if you happened to start being a stan of mine, please try to not do something like this. Remember, there's a fine line between hate, criticism, and preference. Next...Toons!"
"...Who the fuck loves toons in YuGiOh?" I asked in English.
"Like seriously, who loves the shit that Pegasus simps for? Toons are bullshit, they're cancerous, they should die in the pits of Satan's asshole, and for God's sake, man, if you ARE gonna use toons, then...just don't use Toon World...please...don't even THINK about using Toon Kingdom either...just fucking get rid of Toons, man." I cut off my snicker.
"Uh...we also have Writer's Block! Any of you trainees here that are songwriters, singers, rappers, or just anybody who writes, hell, maybe even novelists and poets, can understand the pain of this." I said in Japanese.
"My problem usually with Writer's Block is that, I either have too many ideas that I don't know how to organize it when I finally write it on paper, or I have the idea, but I don't know how to write it down. It's a creativity problem. Others might experience it because of problems like depression, family problems, illnesses, and whatnot, so everybody has different circumstances."
"But damn...I just wanna write 8 bars, at least. Why is it so hard to write one line?" I chuckled.
"And uh...hoo! I mean, if I graduate tomorrow, you'll know what caused it. It's time to talk about this...my dislike against women."
"So you see...I won't explain details, but this is related to a real life situation of mine where something happened between me and a woman, and I...well, don't start throwing hands when I say this, but I claim to be 'misogynistic', but it's actually my trust issues against women...I think you guys have heard this from the other Hololivers.
"I say 'misogynistic' because it makes a 'boundary' between you and the women, so it's better for me. If it takes like 1 day to befriend a man, it'll take me 1 week or maybe even a month to fully trust a woman. That's how bad my trust issues are." I giggled nervously.
"However, I kinda make an exception with the Hololivers. It's not like I don't trust them, but I can't trust them fully either. I trust them enough as acquaintances, but I don't trust them enough to the point where I can lean my back against them if something bad happens to me."
"As to who the woman was that caused it..." I said as I started having a flashback to me and my mom's fight at the last mission I did that made me a general.
"...Well, let's just say that the woman was very dear to me. Ever since I was a child, she was always there for me. She is one of the major parts of my life...then something happened between us that made a break in our relationship...The only reason that Ayame actually is one of the only things that's keeping me from pure misogyny is that she reminded me of the love and care that that woman gave me..."
The viewers started putting in their own thoughts.
"Oh man..."
"This stream took a quick 180 turn in milliseconds"
"Aww, I hope you recover from your trust issues with women!"
"As much as I hate that kind of attitude, I feel this guy's pain. Must've been a really important girl in his life that was so special to him that he changed significantly because of that"
"Is it a childhood friend, I wonder...?"
"...Well, enough negativity! It's my debut stream, everybody! Let's be happy and spread positivity! Oh yeah...I gotta mention my favorite rappers...before that though, thank you guys so much for 6k viewers! Holy shit, this is a lot of viewers. I-I don't usually get this big of an audience, but...thank you guys! I hope you'll enjoy your stay until the end!" I said.
That was a lie. I did have a bigger audience before in Soundcloud, but...this just takes me back to when I was overwhelmed at how famous I was when I exploded in Soundcloud.
"So...oh man, I can't even put to words my LOVE and SUPPORT to these artists! Just look at them, and just put yourself into my shoes as to why these guys are one of my top rappers! They made such a huge impact in the hiphop scene, and they're still one of the best!"
Favorite rappers: Eminem, Kendrick Lamar, J. Cole, Joyner Lucas, NF, Cordae, Tyler The Creator, MC Ride, JPEGMafia, Jack Harlow, J.I.D, Harry Mack, Juice WRLD, Juice, Supernatural, Tech N9ne, Logic, Mori Calliope, and MANY MORE!!!!!
"Oh, and maybe some of you might've noticed Calli there. Yeah, she's one of my favorite rappers right now." I giggled.
"I don't care what you guys say, she can RAP. Like she doesn't quote-on-quote 'rap'. She really RAP rap. Like she's not just a rapper, everybody. She's an ARTIST. Although she's not at her fullest potential yet, you can see how she can be one of the best artists in the world. Not just in Japan, but in the WORLD!" I let out a small giggle.
"Alright...next slide..."
...and it showed another crossed out text.
"Alright. WHO THE FUCK IS ACTUALLY DOING THIS?!" I let out a small laughter.
"Why do you guys keep pranking me?! Are you trying to get me in trouble or something?! Shinove-san! Help! Somebody's messing with my slides!" I said to my right side.
The comments, like before, said the following:
"Welp, there's no hope anymore."
"I love this guy so much, and it's just been about 30 minutes already LMAO-"
"Wait 'till Shinove bonks the shit out of him lol"
"This guy is going places, and I ain't talking about America to Australia. I'm talking Earth to NEPTUNE"
"You know what? From now on, I'm ignoring these crossed out words in my slides. For real, do you guys not see the slogan above my head? Respect! Discipline! And Loyalty! Did you not learn discipline?! God fucking dammit, trainees!" I said in English.
"Anyway...my goals...nevermind the crossed out goal, by the way. That's irrelevant. I do not plan in having sex." I almost let out a small snicker when I said that.
Goals: Reach 1 million subscribers, be known as one of the best rappers, collaborate with a lot of Vtubers (not just in Hololive!), release a lot of albums, get my 3D model, get better at singing, and be noticed by my idols!
Crossed out goals: Have sex, Suck a PP, and grab boobies
"Anyway...first off, 1 million subs! I know it's rather ambitious of me, and I might not be able to reach it in at least even a year, but I will, one day, reach that! I hope everybody will support me until then! I mean, I'd appreciate it if you continue supporting even after 1 million subs, but I'm looking forward to our future, trainees!" I clapped.
"Next! I want to be known internationally! Again, a very ambitious goal. Like...damn, how many views does Calli's 'Could You Please RIP' have now...? Like, almost 20 million views? I want to have popular songs that are played in so many platforms. I also want to slip into the mainstream media at least once. I hope my future songs will get the attention of almost everybody in the world! No matter if they like it or not, I want to be known everywhere!"
"Next, collaborate with a lot of Vtubers! Both senpais and kouhais alike. Although I'm still new to the Vtubing scene, matter of fact, I don't even know more than 1/16th of the Nijisanji members, and even those famous independent Vtubers, I want to collaborate with them soon! Of course, if they're cool with it. Hey..."
I went close to the camera.
"If anybody wants to collaborate with me, hit me up in my DMs. I'm down anytime." I winked.
"Um...I also want to make a lot of albums! At least 3 albums, and then I can take my time...but you all know the grind is eternal. I'LL MAKE A HUNDRED ALBUMS, MOTHERFUCKERS!" I said the last part in English.
"Okay, uh...Getting my 3D model and improving my singing skills because I want to be versatile and also be able to hold a real concert soon enough. Please buy the tickets when I finally have a concert, everybody!" I clapped.
"And lastly, be noticed by my idols! This doesn't just apply to Hololive, but even my favorite idols in rapping! I hope one day I'll be able to collaborate with NF, Eminem, J. Cole, Kendrick Lamar, and all these popular rappers one day! If I can't, at least be able to get into their social feed or maybe grab their attention soon enough!"
"Okay! Next slide!"
"...Phew! None of you pulled a prank this time! Good! I can give a shoutout to everybody normally!"
"So, first and foremost, my mama! Kakage-mama, thank you for drawing me! ...Well, to be honest, Kakage-mama is actually a man, but you get the point, his avatar is a woman, so let's just simplify it-Actually, maybe it's a gender neutral mama." I laughed and clapped.
"Remember, my mama's twitter is 'kakage0904'."
"But now, let's also introduce my papa! Rariemonn-papa! Yeah, my papa is getting all the money, motherfuckers." I said the last part in English.
"He be gettin' cash in his bank account." I said in English and giggled.
"But thank you Rariemonn-papa for making me move! Otherwise I would've been a still JPEG image." I said in Japanese.
"'rariemonn765' is his twitter, guys. As much as this is said, go check him out! He might've tweeted something recently like my big 9 inch ochinchin-anyway, continuing on, Omorphia!"
"Omorphia made the cool ass background that I have. See the guns? Yeah, he made all of that! It's amazing! He also got the details of the guns right...usually artists might miss a detail or two from these types of guns, but not only is it detailed, it's accurately detailed! So props to Omorphia! His twitter is 'Omorphia1'."
"And lastly, Lumina! Everything you saw, from the intro to the fonts used to now, most of the technical aspects were taken care of by Lumina-san! Thank you so much for making these cool things! Lumina also made my logo. Like those two guns that are crossed on each other? Yeah, that was made by her, or him, or whatever Lumina-san's gender actually is. I'm probably a dumb idiot, but-" I giggled a bit.
"But yeah, shoutout to these 4 amazing people for making me able to stream! Please check out their tweets later on, I'd appreciate it if you give these people love and support! And uh...wait, what the fuck?" I said the last part in English as I saw the view count.
"...WHAT?! 20K VIEWERS?! THIS IS A LOT! HAH?!" I said.
For real, the viewers reached 20,000+
"Oh my god! Thank you guys so much! Wait, am I actually trending on Twitter? You guys are spamming that my debut stream is #1 in the trending section...holy shit, I really am!" I said in English as I made a quick tab on my second monitor to check Twitter.
"Damn...I won't fail everybody now! Please stick till the end! I'll do my best to make the last part memorable to everybody!"
"Alright...! I feel hella motivated now!" I giggled.
"Next slide! The tags and the oshi mark! So, everybody, for those of you that are Ishijin Shiro fans, please use the mic emoji shown in the slide to tell everybody that Ishijin Shiro now owns this emoji." I let out a small snicker.
"Make sure it's the microphone emoji that's pointing diagonal! Not the upright studio mic! It has to be the one that looks like the microphones used in Karaoke!"
"Now...for the General tag, I'm actually undecided as to what it has to be. I have a simple tag #Shiro, but I also have #ExGeneral, but I also have #GeneralShiro. Please tell me in the chat as to what I should choose! Feel free to also type in your own suggestions! But for now, I'll be explaining the rest of the tags and come back to the chat later on..."
"So, for the stream tag, I thought of using #ShiroLive, and for the art tags, I thought of using #Shillustration. For rapping or music-related streams/videos, I thought of using #Shirap. As offensive as it might sound because of 'shi', I mean...there's always this other one called #ShiroMusic in case the first seems a bit too...'strong'."
"And lastly, the fanbase name shall be called 'Privates', 'cause...if I called you guys 'Trainees' even after this stream, you guys will never be bona fide soldiers." I laughed.
"AND! If you guys plan in making 18+ art of me, for whatever reason, please use the tag #ShEro." I said as I winked twice at the camera.
"So yeah! The sure tags are #ShiroLive, #Shillustration, #ShEro, and the fanbase name is called 'Privates'! Now...coming back to the General tag. What do you guys think?"
Majority of the comments picked #ExGeneral. Although it seemed like there were a lot of #GeneralShiro and #Shiro, I scrolled back very quickly, and it seemed that #ExGeneral won the whole argument.
"Alright! Everybody, it's decided!" I said as I crossed out the other two tags.
"For general purposes, use the tag #ExGeneral! Now, people, I'm sorry to inconvenience you, but please decide whether I should use #Shirap or #ShiroMusic!"
For this, it seemed that everybody chose #ShiroMusic. Some also picked #Shirap, but majority wins.
"Okay! So, to finalize everything! For general tags, #ExGeneral, for music videos or streams, #ShiroMusic, for streams, #ShiroLive, for fanarts, #Shillustration, for 18+ art, #ShEro, and my fanbase is now called 'Privates'! Alright, guys! You're not trainees anymore. You are now called 'Privates'!" I clapped.
"Wonderful! We got those out of the way! And now...here comes the best part." I chuckled and clapped.
"I will sing and rap for everybody! But before that, I want to see everybody live in the chat. You 25k Privates in the chat!"
Yes, I reached 25k viewers right now. This is UNREAL, folks.
"Everybody! Type 'Shiro On The Mic' in the chat right now! Lemme see everybody hyped up for it! C'mon! Shiro on the mic! Shiro on the mic!" I clapped.
The chat followed my orders, and the chat looked like spam for a full 10 seconds.
"SHIRO ON THE MIC!"
"Shiro On The Mic!"
"SHIRO ON THE MIIIIIIIIICCCCCCCCCC"
"Shiro on the mic!"
"C'mon! Privates of the Ishijin Shiro base! Let's go!" I said as I pressed a button on my launchpad, which started playing the instrumental of 'Robbery' in the stream.
You could hear the pianos, and everybody spamming the living shit out of the mic emoji as well as the 4 words I told them to type. Some even went rogue and put in something like "WOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!"
"Yeah...I may not be that good at singing, but I'll do my best, Privates....Heh."
"She told me put my heart in the bag, and nobody gets hurt.~"
"Now I'm running from her love. I'm not fast. So I'm making it worse.~"
"Now I'm digging up a grave from my past. I'm a whole different person.~"
"And it's a gift and a curse, but I cannot reverse it.~"
"I can't reverse it.~ It was a gift and a curse.~"
"And now I'm drinking too much so I'mma talk with a slur.~"
"Last time I saw you, it ended in a blur.~"
"I woke up in a hearse.~"
"You said, 'you loved me first'.~"
"One thing my dad told me was, 'Never let your woman know when you're insecure'.~"
"So I put gucci on the fur.~"
"And I put my wrist on an iceberg.~"
"One thing my heart tells me is, 'Flex on a girl everytime you're insecure'.~"
"Oooh.~ I'm running from you.~"
"Is your love for real?~"
"Is your love really true?~"
"She told me put my heart in the bag, and nobody gets hurt.~"
"Now I'm running from her love. I'm not fast. So I'm making it worse.~"
"Now I'm digging up a grave from my past. I'm a whole different person.~"
"And it's a gift and a curse, but I cannot reverse it.~"
"You gave me the run around. I really hate the run around.~"
"You really got me paranoid. I always keep a gun around.~"
"You always give me butterflies.~ When you come around.~"
"When you come around.~ When you come around.~"
"Let me know love is not the answer.~"
"Not the answer.~ Not the answer.~"
"I love to do drugs, so mind my manners.~"
"I get high when you don't decide to answer.~"
"Phone home.~"
"I need to phone home.~"
"I'm throwing rocks at your window.~"
"I need to go home.~"
"I don't wanna leave.~"
"I just wanna be with you.~"
"You.~ You.~ You.~"
"She told me put my heart in the bag, and nobody gets hurt.~"
"Now I'm running from her love. I'm not fast. So I'm making it worse.~"
"Now I'm digging up a grave from my past. I'm a whole different person.~"
"And it's a gift and a curse, but I cannot reverse it.~"
Once I was done singing, I slowly turned the instrumental down while also opening FL Studio on my 2nd monitor.
I quickly opened the plugin I used to make the piano for the "What's Poppin" instrumental, and played the iconic piano loop.
"Yo...I'm done singing, Privates! But the whole stream isn't done yet!"
"...I'm gonna freestyle rap right now. You ready? Let's fucking go, people!" I said in English.
I stopped the piano playing, closed FL Studio, then after about 4 bars of silence, I played the real instrumental of "What's Poppin".
"What's Gucci?"
"Just fucked Choco Yuzuki."
"...With an Uzi, I be popping all the heads of all the pussies."
"And I just friendzoned Fubuki."
"But I ate that cherry pussy."
"I'mma shoot this shit. No movie."
"Motherfucker, I'm your top 3."
"Fubuki tryna' smash, but in a dash, put her to the friendzone. Uh, yeah."
"Sora and AZKi, they sucking my dick. What the fuck you mean by 'seiso'? Uh."
"Chilling in the back with my homies. Drinks are all on me, Roberu. Uh."
"Bitch giving me a titjob. Noeru no oppai niteru (Her boobs look like Noel's). Uh, yeah."
"Ishijin Shiro. Shining so bright, yeah, kinda like the sun, so I'm packing all the heat bro."
"...Dark-haired bitch, and she look like Mio. Uh."
"Matsuri looking at my junior. I ain't talking 'bout a shota. But I-"
"show no love. Not even an iota. Get down, girl. I'm about to cum on ya!"
"Uh, yeah. Bad ass bitch. Likes it when I slap that thicc ass bitch."
"Likes it when I call her a slut ass bitch. Wait, I need to stream! Get off my dick! WHOO!"
"..Goddamn. Got the haters jealous 'bout my fans."
"..Oh yeah. Like you're gonna do shit? Well, you can't."
"If you wanna get big, then work."
"Learn how to sing. Learn how to rap."
"Not whine on the damn network."
"You can't just sit on your ass."
"Mmm. This where my head is."
"I feel resentment from every direction."
"This community doesn't pay homage."
"White knights everywhere. I feel discouraged."
"I used to think y'all were cool."
"Turns out you fucks are quite judgmental."
"I'm getting sick of looking at tweets from people that never could look at it all."
"Alright, Mr. Know-it-all. Girls are bigger than everything else."
"Point all your fingers at Yagoo or me."
"Let's see if that solves any problems at all."
"'Calli's way better than Eminem. Rushia tells better stories than all of them.'"
"I think you motherfuckers should die."
"Why the fuck you think you need love when you the one hating on your kind?"
"Became the very thing you swore to destroy."
"...I guess Coco's got a point."
"You need love, but damn, you're fuckin' obsessed."
"Can't you see the girls being uncomfortable, boy? Uh."
"Don't need your reasons. I feel the same, but at least I got limits."
"I love Ayame, but I don't want kissing."
"I'd donate for girls, but I'd never do simping. Uh, yeah. Mmm."
"One last time for the redheads. On their computers, basically braindead."
"I say shit, and they'll prolly hate me. But I'd do it. They can't get me!"
"Subliminals, they getting ma-ad. Whine on trivial shit like ki-ids."
"I'll be a star, people...Remember me, ISHIJIN SHIRO!"
"...What's poppin'? Brand new guy, just hopped in."
"Brand new date, just dropped it. I could fuck Coco. She'd love it."
"Got her fat big ass straight droppin'. I'mma spend all my days locked in."
"I'mma write songs for my privates. Motherfucker, I'm your top ten."
I let the instrumental play for the rest of the duration and then screamed, "WHOOO!" after it stopped.
"Yeah, boy! That was a legit freestyle off the top! WOOHOO!! THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THE 30K VIEWS TOO! HOLY SHIT!"
"THERE ARE 30 THOUSAND OF YOU IN THIS STREAM! I NEVER EXPECTED THIS TO HAPPEN, BUT THANK YOU ALL FOR COMING TO MY STREAM!!" I said in English and clapped.
"Alright! Before we end the stream, I will show my schedule, and then we can finally call it off!" I said as I pulled one more thing in OBS, which was the schedule I made.
"So!...." I said as I looked at the schedule.
"...Yeah, the whole week is just rapping." I laughed and clapped.
"I'M SORRY, OKAY?! BUT I PROMISE YOU I'LL DO GAMING AND WHATNOT THE WEEK AFTER!"
"So! This is my whole schedule for this week! I'll do a brief explanation as to what each of these techniques mean."
"So, Punchlines refer to those clever and witty lines you hear in rap, like 'Bitch, I'm a God, but I ain't no Matsuri'. Rhyming is obviously rhyming. If you ever heard Eminem rhyme in his songs, it sounds endless, right? That's what we're gonna practice this Monday. Flow refers to how you rap the lyrics, whether you do it fast, slow, groovy-like, and the like."
"Word association refers to the words that correlate with one word, so if you say 'water', the words associated with that is ocean, drinking water, faucet, H20, rivers, sea creatures, sharks, jellyfish, fish, you name it. Lastly, recovery techniques. This refers to stuff that you do when you either run out of words to say in a freestyle, or you messed up in freestyling, and you want to bring it back and make it seem like you intentionally messed up."
"So uh...yeah! I hope everybody will be looking forward to next week! If not, then maybe the week after!" I said as I got rid of the schedule.
"Thank you so much for being here everybody! I appreciate the support, and especially by the fact that I'm currently trending on Twitter! I'll continue honing my rapping skills and live up to the name of my label called 'V-R.A.P.P.', also known as 'Virtual-Rapping At Peak Performance'! I'll also work hard to collab with other artists like Calli and Suisei, and many others, and hope that I can make a lot of connections with everybody!"
"So, with that out of the way, enjoy the last few minutes of the stream as I show you a remix of Calli's song called 'Could you please RIP?'."
"Please enjoy it everybody!" I said as I transitioned the screen to black, and then prepared the video of the remix.
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"Minna-san!~ (Everybody!~)"
"Boku no namae wa Ishijin Shiro desu!~ (My name is Ishijin Shiro!~)"
"Kyou, 'Shitsureishimasu ga shindekudasai' remikusu shiteimasu.~ (Today, I'll be doing a remix of 'Could you please RIP?'~."
"Dewa, Hajimemashou ka?~ (Well then, Shall we start now?~)"
Verse 1:
"Ehem, listen."
"Killin' them like krillin. In an instant, you're a goner."
"You barely stand a chance with a knife to a gunner."
"Like summer, every day that passes, I get hotter."
"You cannot take cover. Yagoo'll cop a damn brother."
"To my surprise, all your lives got a couple minutes 'till your-"
"death arrives. Hella nice. Time to pop a bunch of bitches."
"Eye color: Hell, so when I look at my target,-"
"You'll get what you see. Best bet, BEG MERCY!~"
"Gucci jeans on? Damn, I'm so amazed."
"Doing fashion over passion? I'll fucking screw (scru) your face."
"Though, bank account bigger than a hundred Louis bags."
"No cap. It came from the souls of those I maimed."
"(Hah.) Don't mean nada to the king of sayonara."
"Calli'll use a scythe, while I use my knives."
"Got them laid out nice, like what I'm 'bout to do to you."
"You can't hide! You can try, but mada korosu koto ga dekiru!~ (I can still kill you!~)"
Pre-chorus:
"If you take my advice, you'll be killed by what'cha don't know."
"Go and hide. Get a knife, and prepare for the worst."
"I'mma knock first, then I burst through AND KILL YOU.~"
"Ain't it so? Could you let go of your family and friends for me?"
"So that you're dead for me?"
"I'm not asking for much. Slit your throat and die?"
"Gomen, Shitsureishimasu ga shindekudasai?~ (Excuse my Rudeness, but Could you please RIP?~)"
Chorus:
"Kill 'em with the 808."
"Korosu no koto ga tanoshii!~ (Killing is fun!~)"
"Haha, bitch!"
"Dead bodies, so fucking kawaii!~"
"Kawaii ne?~"
"Hope you're still in hell 'till infinity~"
"Kill 'em with the bass 'til we get to say:"
"'Oh, sorry! Yarisugimashita!~' (I overdid it!~)"
"So it goes..."
Post-chorus:
"Privates, dead beats, should I keep-"
"going with the show for ya?"
"Cause I won't have enough 'till I-"
"bathe in their blood. I'm a cold ass murderer!"
"Choppers and the jets gon' neutralize ya."
"The silent big wolf comin' up to bite ya."
"Demo, sono mae nantonaku issho ni tanoshimou... (But before that, let's have fun somehow...)"
"Anata no shinu hi made! (Till the day you die!)"
Verse 2:
"Gomennasai!~ Yurusete kudasai!~ Ii, ne?~ (Sorry! Please forgive me, okay?~)"
"I just hate no-lifes!~ KILL THE UNNEEDED!!!"
""He's too vulgar.' What you expect?"
"'Misogynistic Hololiver'. I give no respect."
"Tryna' diss me? Bitch, please. "Bars"? Way too average."
"Saying that I'm rough is not enough to weigh some leverage!"
"Make my life a tragedy? Help my defeat?"
"Y'all couldn't even cancel me while I was typing tweets!"
"I body beats. You know I'm like Johnny B."
"I'm confident. One-man army, sheesh."
"A government. No choice but to follow me."
"They lovin' me. They wanting me to be the one to lead!"
"...'Reporting, general. Send all corps in.'"
"Let's go and get 'em all. let's all charge in, cause we're all at war."
"This ain't a battle anymore, IT'S AN ALL OUT WAR!!"
Pre-chorus:
"If you take my advice, you'll be killed by what'cha don't know."
"In the night, when the moon is bright. Shiro's not in sight."
"Then a fright's chilling through your spine. I'M RIGHT BEHIND YOU."
"Ain't it so, could you please get a sharp knife?"
"Cut your wrists, then your neck, then finally, your fucking life?"
"I'm sure it's not too much. JUST FUCKING BLEED AND DIE?"
"Gomen, shitsureishimasu ga please just suicide?~ (Excuse my Rudeness, but please just suicide?)~"
Chorus:
"KILL 'EM WITH THE BAAASSSSS!!!!"
"KOROSU KOTO HOUNTONI TANOSHII! (KILLING IS REALLY FUN!!!)"
"BLEED, BIIIIITCH!"
"DEAD BODIES, SO FUCKING KAWAII!"
"IT'S CUTE, RIGHT?!?!?!"
"LET'S GO MURDER THEM, CALLIOPE!~"
"Make this shit apparent 'till we tell it to their parents:"
"Omae no kodomo wa mou shinda!~ (Your child is already dead!~)"
"So it goes..."
Post-chorus:
"Privates, dead beats, should I keep-"
"going with the show for ya?"
"Cause I won't have enough 'till I-"
"bathe in their blood. I'm a cold ass murderer!"
"Choppers and the jets gon' neutralize ya."
"The silent big wolf comin' up to bite ya."
"Demo, sono mae nantonaku issho ni tanoshimou... (But before that, let's have fun somehow...)"
"Anata no shinu hi made! (Till the day you die!)"
"AGAIN!!!!"
"Privates, dead beats, should I keep-"
"going with the show for ya?"
"Cause I won't have enough 'till I-"
"bathe in their blood. I'm a cold ass murderer!"
"Everybody knows I'm the illest rhymer."
"Ignite the damn spark. Go and get a lighter."
"Ore wa omae wo koroshi tsuzukeru- (I'll keep on killing you-) "
"'TIL THE DAY THAT YOU LOOK DEAD TO MEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!"
...and after a couple more seconds, the stream officially ended.
"WOOHOO! LET'S GO, YOU SONS OF BITCHES!" I clapped and elbowed downwards as I went to my door.
I opened it and then I saw the other Holostars open their doors and seeing me.
"EEEYYY! HE'S FINALLY DONE WITH HIS DEBUT!!" Roberu said as he went and ruffled my hair.
"Hey, stop it!" I laughed.
"You motherfucker! You could get into trouble, you know?!" Astel said.
"We saw the crossed out things you put there! You're gonna get scolded by Shinove, you know?!" Temma said.
"Actually, I think Shinove wouldn't care, because he decided to give up after seeing it happen more than three times in a row." Aruran laughed.
"Nonetheless, congratulations, Shiro-kun!" Kira said.
"Yup!" I said.
"Damn, you wanna celebrate or something? Maybe go on Karaoke or something!" Astel said.
"Hey, most of us got a stream to do until midnight, Astel." Temma deadpanned.
"Who cares? I think it'll be fine."
"IT WON'T!" We all said.
"Jokes aside, hooray! I finally made my debut!" I clapped.
"WOOHOO!" The boys screamed and clapped.
"From here on, please take care of me, Hololive senpais!" I said.
"We're looking forward to it!" They said.
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HEY GUYS! Quick insert from your author, Cube QB!~
I made a soundcloud to put in the musical pieces (for now, my BGMs for Shiro) so that everybody can see what I made for Shiro specifically. Here's my soundcloud profile:
https://soundcloud.com/cube-qb
This idea was suggested by a guy called "Sour_coffe48" for calling my original idea of using private links too inconvenient (I'm sorry for causing inconvenience everybody Q-Q I'll test out future ideas first before deciding to implement them myself [though, this might be last of future ideas I might try out that don't involve writing])
And sorry to RealMainCharacter (and the rest of my readers) for being confused at the fact that there were no tracks to be seen and HAD to put in the links
That'll be all from Cube QB~
CREATORS' THOUGHTS 
MinecUwUberif
MinecUwUberif And that's Shiro's debut done, squarey bois! Yes, you guys got hit with 2 original compositions! The freestyle for What's Poppin, and the remix of "Could You Please RIP?~" How was it? (Totally not expecting a praise or compliment...b-baka >///<)
Jokes aside, from here on, things are only gonna get more exciting (and prolly more depressing, but I'm sure Shiro can solve it)!
That'll be all, squarey bois! Cube QB outtie!~