This is My Life Now
Urien watches as the two people walking toward them. One of them wears a modified trench coat-length school uniform with a tall, stiff collar, pierced on the left with a golden chain. Underneath, he wears a fitted, sleeveless shirt and a pair of slim-fitting pants of very short, sharp flares held up by two thin belts, often differently colored, patterned in a row of alternately colored tessellated triangles. The other one who looks like he is in his sixties wears a fedora; a light, short-sleeved, button-less shirt; khaki pants; dress shoes; and white gloves with dark wristbands.
When they got closer, the old man looks shockingly at Caesar.
"I think that guy is… There is no doubt about it! He is my old friend, Caesar! Caesar Zeppeli!" the old man shouted.
Then, he looks at Joseph. "Who the hell is this sweaty brat!" he thought.
Joseph is also looking at the old man. "Who the hell is this mangy old fart?" is the thought crossed in his mind.
The old man stares intensely at Joseph. Then, gears started to move in his head. "Ah! This must be me. It is weird to see yourself from fifty years ago."
At that time, the one with the school uniform asked, "Gramps, you mean that punk over there is you from when you were younger?"
"Don't call me a punk!" the old man shouted.
The two from the other side are confused as they don't understand a thing that the men in front of them are talking about. As for Urien, he is thinking something.
"With the two of them here, I can assume that I am in fact not in normal Battle Tendency but the one from Eyes of Heaven plot. What to do? I don't know if I can use my <Word Magic> to kill Dio who has already obtained the heaven. His <The World Over Heaven> can overwrite realities. And without doubt, his Stand will be stronger than my <Word Magic>. And I can't use my <Word Magic> to kill him now since I don't know how he looks like. Even if I know about him from the game, the way he looks might not be accurate," Urien thought.
"What are you two talking about?!" Joseph asked the two strangers.
"Yeah, and who are you guys? This island is the private property, you know?" this time, it is Caesar who asked.
It is at the time that Urien interferes. "The two of you can stand down. I know those two."
"What?! Urien, why didn't you tell me sooner?!" Joseph shouted at him.
Only then did the two strangers noticed Urien. The old man looks livid when his eyes went toward Urien. And as for the one with the student uniform, he just pulls down his hat to cover his eyes and looks to the side.
"UUURRRRIIIIIIIEEEEEENNNNNN!!!!" the old man lunged at Urien and grabbed his collar with one hand and punch to the face with the prosthetic hand which is made out of metal.
"Godammit! That punch hurt like hell, you damn idiot!" he shouted while thinking, "Wait, that look on Jotaro's face. And Joseph being angry… something happened to me in Star Dust Crusaders, didn't I?"
"Urien!" the two from my side shouted as they were worried for me.
"It's okay. Don't do anything yet, you two." I stopped the two who are raring to have a fight with a hand sign.
"Dammit, Urien! Who told you to be a suicidal idiot and sacrifice yourself? With Caesar dead, you were the only one left who was with me from the start!" the old man shouted while shaking Urien by the collar.
POV change to our MC cuz I think this place will be the best place to change POV
Wow, to think that I would actually die.
[Mission 02 finished.]
I thought for a while to remember what was Mission 02.
{System, isn't Mission 02 is to become a JoBro?}
[Yes, host. And with the appearance of Old Joseph and Kujo Jotaro, you had become a JoBro.]
Well, that means one less mission to do. And wait. Didn't Old Joseph said I died? So, after becoming a JoBro, I died?
"So, let me guess, with the two of you here, it must be Dio being Dio doing Dio thing," I stared at Old Joseph's eyes when I asked this.
He put me down and pull down his fedora hat. "We still don't know who is the one controlling from the dark. But Vanilla Ice only served one person and it is Dio. So, your guess shouldn't be wrong," he replied.
So, they haven't gone to "Part 4: Diamond is Unbreakable". In the game, they went to Part 4 before Part 1 and 2. With Mr. President present, I can assume that they have already gone to Part 5.
Then all of us heard the footsteps behind our back. When we look in the direction where the sound is coming from, we see Lisa Lisa walking toward us.
"Lisa Lisa, these two are Urien's friends it seems," Caesar informed Lisa Lisa while showing her the two behind him.
Looking at us, she roared angrily. The air around her is vibrating and the raw energies are emitting from her. It reminds me of the glowing something, something from Dragon Ball Z.
"All of you have to die! Immediately!" she roared.
"Huh?" Joseph seems to confuse with an idiot sound he is making.
"You… you want to kill us?" Only Caesar can make out the situation.
Lisa Lisa doesn't reply and does a backflip kick on Caesar's chin. Caesar, who was pushed to the back, hold his chin with the hand.
"Her Hamon is overflowing with bloodlust!" Caesar shouted while trying to stand up. A kick to the chin made him dizzy and the sight of his teacher trying to kill him did not help.
"Teacher! What had happened to you?!"
Behind them, Jotaro muttered, "Yare Yare, another anomaly?" Am I hearing it in Japanese instead of "Good Grief" in English?
"Hey, Caesar! I don't know what is happening but it looks bad! That attack just now is serious! She is serious to kill you!" Joseph moved beside Caesar and shouted.
"Why would Lisa Lisa…" Caesar muttered.
"Just get ready to… Huh?" Joseph also looks confused as he saw another one drops down from the air.
"Look how fit and healthy you look. You have matured, Joestar!" the man who dropped down from the air told Joseph.
Caesar who doesn't know the man is surprised. "Why would a man from the German army doing here?"
"It can't be! You are… Stroheim!"
"Jojo, I've crawled back from the hell," Stroheim replied. And he too has energies oozing out of him.
"But Stroheim who got blown to bits in Mexico is standing in front of me now!"
"Don't you know, Jojo? Doitsu no Kagaku wa Sekai Ichi! (German science is the best in the world!)" while doing a salute. What an actual fuck? Why the hell did I say that in Japanese?! This world is getting weirder and weirder.
"Well, they do say that Germany is hiding some crazy medicine and science and preparing for war but… did you survived because of that?" Joseph trailed off.
"Nooooooo, Jojo!"
"Eh? I guessed it wrong?"
"I was saved by the power of 'that person'. And I've also become stronger!"
I… am getting bored looking and listening to the talk between them. "Akame," a word came out from my mouth.
Behind the two mind-controlled idiots, Akame appeared like a flash and knocked them off with the back of Hamon-coated katana. Yes, Akame also trained Hamon together with me and she is a genius in Hamon which made me jealous. I am training and yet I still couldn't make the Hamon appear out of the body.
"Ah… Akame. That brings back memories," Joseph muttered. "I wonder what happened after the marriage of these two. They just disappeared the next day."
Wait, what? That is something I shouldn't ignore. Me and Akame? Seriously? But first, "Jotaro, do your thing."
"Yare Yare, even in the past you are still a slave driver, this damn lolicon," Jotaro muttered but said nothing and take out the Holy Corpse from somewhere inside his pocket. I don't know where he hid such a massive corpse and I don't want to know how.
"Wait, wait, wait. How do you know about this… what do you call Holy Corpse?" Joseph asked me. That time, old Joseph pats his shoulder before taking back his hand because of some spark. "You get used to it," old Joseph told Joseph. "You will know him taking out things after things out of nowhere in the future. And you won't know how he knows but…" he muttered near his ears while looking at me.
"OH MY GOD!" young Joseph shouted and then look at me. I don't know what they are talking about but it must be about the future me.
"I won't be surprised if he already has his Stand now," old Joseph looks at me speciously. I can do nothing but rub the back of my neck.
When I look at Akame, she is still muttering, "Me and Lord Urien. Me and Lord Urien. Me and Lord Urien." She won't be useful for a while.
"It has been taking a while but I will introduce you guys to these two. This old man right here is called Joseph Joestar. Put down your hand, Joseph. You and this man are one and the same. He is just about fifties years older. And this young man is called, Kujo Jotaro, or it would be Jotaro Kujo in the Western way. And Jojo, he is your grandson," I look at Joseph. He, again, put both of his hands on the cheeks and yell, "OH MY GOD!"
"And this idiot is called Joseph Joestar. (Old Joseph and Young Joseph: Who are you calling an idiot!) The younger version of your grandfather. And the man beside him is called Caesar Zeppeli. A friend of your grandfather." I, in turn, introduced the two from my side to Jotaro.
I look at it as Caesar picks up Lisa Lisa gently with one arm and pull up Stroheim like a potato sack and carried them to the place where they can rest.
"How would you know about those, Urien?" Joseph asked me.
"Well, that would be a secret, Jojo."
"Damn you and your secrets! You never told me anything!"
"And that's the magic of it," I smiled.
"By the way, Jotaro. How is Sir Jonathan doing?" I asked Jotaro about the perfect gentleman. Not gonna lie, if I ever want to become a gentleman, the one I would aim to become is a man like Jonathan Joestar.
"He is taking a rest but is getting better. Why do you ask?"
"Nothing. Just making sure."
Well, just like in the game, Hol Horse appeared high and mighty but Jotaro sent him flying back to where he came from.
After a while, Caesar rushed back because he heard the sound of fighting. "What happened?!" he asked.
"It appeared, this island is deserted. Although, it looks passable for an arena," we then heard a voice from above.
"It seems the woman with Red Aja stone is on the next island," he too jumped down from the air to the building above. What's up with people jumping down from the thin air. First Stroheim. And then this guy, Esidisi.
Then the two others jump down beside him. And… another two join the 'jumping down from thin air' gang.
Beside me, Joseph shouted. "Oh no! All three pillar men are here!"
Well, as long as I am in this world, I won't be able to run away from its bizarreness.
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Author's Note;
I am surprised that some of you haven't heard about Eyes of Heaven. Try it when you have time. It is a good game (at least for me).
And, thanks to Yvel Draws for the amazing illustration of my Stand, "Never Gonna Give You Up" portrait. You can check the illustration in this paragraph comment. Please do not reuse the work.
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