900 AD, Camelot
"Gahaha... Arthur, you are still as crazy as ever, you should have been a Gryffindor if you were not a Magbob(A nicer term for Muggles in old times.)." Godric Gryffindor was in the Camelot and meeting King Arthur.
"Just call me a king, you redhead crazy witch. I don't like being called magbob. And why have you come here? You want Merlin again?" Arthur asked him.
Godric shamelessly took a seat and poured himself some ale. "Yes, I need his help in finding two blonde boys. They are wizards and highly proficient in magic. We've never seen them and they were wearing a different Hogwart's uniform."
"Pfft... why would I help you all? You didn't even allow me to enter your school when I asked." Arthur crossed hir arms.
Godric frowned, "You know the rules, only wizards were allowed inside the castle. You should help me because we founders believe the boys are from the future. If they remain in this time for a long time then it can be the end of the world."
Arthur looked at his face to see if he was serious, and he reckoned it to be true, "FUCK, last time you came to me to get help tracking runaway dragons, now you brought another bad news. I'll just ban you next time. Fine, go and meet Merlin, he's probably in his sex dungeon,"
Arthur called all wizards' lab a dungeon, it was his way of feeling superior, despite being jealous of all the cool things a wizard could do.
*BAM*
As soon as Godric left, all of a sudden the door opened and Sir Lancelot entered, "My King, the Scots have attacked, they lied about sending their king to talk. They have been smuggling their soldiers into Wales for a month now and have regrouped with their king. They are calling you a heathen and say they have the mandate of the Church."
"Argh... when will these fools learn it's pointless fighting against me. Fine, let's go then, it's king hunting season." Arthur got up and wore his armour, then picked up his big sword.
*Cough* "Do you mind if I also join?" Ragnar appeared.
"Who the hell are you?" Arthur asked, seeing him for the first time.
Ragnar smartly answered, "I am the brother of Magnus, proficient in swords," he also showed his sword that once belonged to the legendary Viking king.
Arthur laughed and nodded, "Good, if you're his brother, I know you'll be good. Follow me, Sir Lancelot, get this boy armour and a horse,"
...
Godric Gryffindor went straight into the dungeon to meet Merlin, a jug of ale was still in hand while he muttered something to himself and laughed. ~Haha... true, Merlin being that snake's student, this place does look like a sex dungeon.~
He entered the room without knocking, "Merlin, boy. Help me find a blonde runaway... IT'S YOU!"
As soon as he entered he noticed Magnus doing some experiments for Merlin silently. They were alerted by Godric's voice, Merlin even picked his staff, "*sigh* It's you, professor. What brought you here?"
"Him, you know this boy? I saw them appear near Hogwarts and then easily apparate away. Are you from the future?" The burly man interrogated.
Magnus looked at Merlin to check if he should tell him, he nodded, "Yup, I am from the year 1977. A proud Hogwarts student who is hailed as the greatest wizard of his time,"
"Salazar Slytherin is a piece of turd?" Godric voiced as if he was questioning.
Magnus nodded, "And much more, a whole lot of evil wizards follow his teachings so yes, he was a piece of turd and a dumbass."
"Gahahaha..." the large man laughingly walked forward and patted Magnus' head, "Good good, a true Gryffindor then,"
"Actually, you're a piece of turd too," Magnus added. This time Merlin laughed and Godric coughed.
"Who the fuck decides to divide a perfectly normal society into 4 different houses based on their background and personalities. You four caused so many problems in the future. How can you make kids see each other as enemies? According to your methods, a slimy evil boy will always be paired with other evil boys. Kids need to mingle with each other to build a unique personality," Magnus cursed openly at Gryffindor about their decision to make four houses.
Merlin totally agreed, "I knew it, I told Salazar that this would create a problem, I was in the first batch of students and still could see the problems."
*Sigh* Magnus shook his head, "Anyway, don't do anything to change things now, I have sorted them out in the future. At least you're seen a mighty kind wizard in the future."
"I am? Cheers to that," Godric emptied his ale jug. Then continued, "You need help returning to your time, kid?"
"You all are seriously so calm about this. Don't you worry this will cause too much damage to the timeline?" Magnus asked them.
Godric laughs heartily, "We're wizards, Magnus. We see crazy things every day, nothing is too strange to us. And we know so little about time travel that no matter what we do, we can not be certain that no bad things will happen. So, we can just do our best by obliviating the entire country,"
"DONE!" Merlin exclaimed loudly, shoving the Time-Turner to him. "I fixed it, now you can put the date you want to go to in it. There is a rune for returning to the original time as well. But, remember, it only remembers the last location from where you jumped in time. This means that if you were to use this Time Tuner to go further into the past right now then you will never be able to return to your real-time." Merlin explained to him.
Magnus looked at a few changes, the Time Tuner was in the shape of a clock, but the clock had three hands now, one signifying date, then month and the last one year.
"Did you just make me a Time Machine?" Magnus interjected.
Merlin shook his head, "No, it feeds on the power of its user. A normal wizard can never jump as far in the back as you did. It's my advice to destroy this device. No matter what happens, never use it again. I know it's very tempting when you feel like you've lost a loved one. But saving even one person's life by going back in time can do damage beyond repair."
Magnus took this warning seriously. He had already understood most of what he needed with his Time-Turner so he had no need for it anymore. And it was better to destroy it because if it reached the wrong hands, it could be catastrophic.
"Got it, I just need to find Ragnar now." Magnus wanted to hurry back as well since he had no idea how the time was working and if he had missed too much.
"I will take you to him," Merlin stomped his staff on the floor once, all their bodies turned into bright light and vanished. Soon they appeared in the middle of a battlefield, although the battle was over.
"It was amazing! What kind of spell was that?" Magnus was awestruck.
"Hah, you will be learning it soon enough, kid. But for now, we need to see how much damage your brother has caused," Merlin sighingly said, looking at Arthur, beside whom Ragnar sat, sharing a drink.
Magnus too facepalmed, "Why can't he sit in one place? Did he kill people? What if he killed the ancestor of... Einstein, Hitler or me?"
He rushed to him and pulled him to the side, "What the hell, why are you fighting in a battle?"
Ragnar grinned, "Ease up, I didn't kill anybody, I just clashed the sword. All the killing was done by others."
"That can still be catastrophic, you fool. Because of you, the entire placement of the battle could have changed and wrong people could have been killed by the wrong men. Shut it, we're leaving. Merlin will handle everything. Say goodbye," he took out the Time-Turner and grabbed Ragnar's shoulder. Taking one last glance at Merlin and Godric, he nodded.
He first apparated away to stand in the same spot they appeared. After that, he pressed the switch on the Time-Turner. The surroundings beside them changed slowly, trees, grass, school everything went through a change. Eventually, they found themselves in the Room of Requirement. However, it was all dark right now since nobody was using it after they left.
"NOOOO... I wanted sword practice session with Arthur," Ragnar cried.
Magnus silently stared at his face, making him shut up, "Fine fine... let's go out and see if everything's fine."
They quickly reached the Headmaster's office, nobody was there except McGonagall, she told them that everyone was at the Ministry. Before she could ask for more, Magnus and Ragnar apparated away.
He sensed Emma's presence due to the ring he gave and directly reached for her as he had already mapped the entire Ministry in his head long ago. *POP*
...
Inside the Time Chamber of the Department of Mysteries. Emma, Severus, Dumbledore, Adrian and Moody had gathered to get Magnus and Ragnar back. They were making the Unspeakables use their instruments to check for any kind of disturbances in the past. Since Magnus had gone a thousand years in the past, it was taking too much time.
"What are you guys doing?" Ragnar voiced from behind everyone.
Emma without realising replied, "Finding Magnus,"
However, realisation soon hit. She turned around, saw Magnus and jumped to hug him. Ragnar, meanwhile, looked at Severus and opened his arms, "Come on, I know you want it, little rascal."
"Ugh... wherever you went, you should have left him behind," Severus sneered.
[A/N: Soon, the reason behind Ragnar's weird surname "Oroborus" will be explained.]
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After Magnus left, Merlin and Godric Gryffindor had to do something about all the damage done by the recent madness. They had to follow back in their footsteps and obliviate anybody who saw them.
"So, what's the worst thing they did?" Godric asked Merlin.
"Magnus fought Arthur in a wrestling practice and Ragnar mated with the Jarl of the Raven Clan," Merlin grunted.
Jaw open and shocked out of his mind, Godric facepalmed, "I have met her once, she is one fine beauty. But that dumbass, he will create an entirely new bloodline and slowly it will expand like a tree."
"She's dead, died from a spear in a raid," Merlin finished.
(⊙ˍ⊙)
Godric paused, taking this new information in, "That kid either has the best luck or the worst,"
"Let's not dwell on that though, we're going to use your Dragon pet to obliviate the entire England and Wales," Merlin said and headed straight to the castle.
"Kid, I can get you a nice rare Dragon egg. I'm telling you, they are much better than snakes, they are intelligent, loyal and just cute." Godric offered him.
Merlin thought a bit about it and agreed, "Fine, I guess I can use some help flying around."
[A/N: There you have it, the origin of Duck,]
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1978, Hogwarts,
"Where were you?" Emma asked him worriedly.
"A thousand years in the past. Met Godric Gryffindor, Merlin and King Arthur. Ragnar here fell in love with a Viking girl and lost his virginity, but sadly she died in a raid on a monastery." Magnus briefed them.
Ragnar vocally sighed, "Poor Freya, she was twisted in head, but so good in bed."
Magnus continued, "Merlin helped us return by helping me with the Time Turner. Now, I shall destroy it. Not just this, I am ordering you to destroy each and every Time-Turner in our possession and also start a hunt for any illegal ones out there."
His demand was reasonable. The thing was too scary. If Voldemort got the Time-Turner and somehow found a way to get way back in the past it would be catastrophic.
However, when everyone was agreeing, an Unspeakable spoke, "Lord Pendragon, you must not... They are very important for..."
They were wizards or witches who worked in the Ministry of Magic's Department of Mysteries. Little was known about their workplace, and even less is known about their jobs. Employees of the Department of Mysteries were forbidden from discussing their jobs or disclosing any information about their department, hence the name "Unspeakable."
As soon as Magnus heard the man, all his natural instincts started to tingle. He quickly probed into the man's head and found strong mental shields that should not be possible unless the man himself was a Dumbledore level Legelimense or if a Dumbledore level wizard installed the shields for him.
"Why? It's better to destroy them," Magnus insisted.
But the man persisted, "Sir, Time-Turners are the peak of magical studies, we can not let such studies be lost in time. And your Time Turner seems special because it can go so far back. And if Merlin worked on it then it's a must for studying."
Magnus didn't buy it, he looked at Adrian, "Hold this man tight. Auror Moody, please don't tell me you did not audit the Unspeakables?"
Moody frowned, "We did not, because they knew too much dangerous information. Nobody was allowed to read their minds for it could cause catastrophe,"
This angered Magnus to no bounds, "You and your sensitive information. Just one, that's the number of rotten fish it takes to spoil the pond. This fucker here has mental shields as good as Professor Dumbledore, I'm sure Professor didn't cast it, then care to tell who else in this world is so good this?"
They all eyed the Unspeakable at the same time. There was no place to run away either. Adrian moved swiftly and cast a charm to bind him. "This is why I said I don't trust the Ministry earlier,"
Magnus didn't take a minute to break the mental shield of the Unspeakable apart and read every single thing from the day he was born. And well, surprise surprise, "Moody, you have disappointed me. Adrian, you're auditing the Ministry now. This man here is none other than Augustus Rookwood, and guess who he's in bed with? VOLDEMORT!"
Everyone took a cold breath, especially Moody, his constant vigilance was worth nothing now. The enemy was sitting inside their home, just waiting. Magnus had none of it, "Who blocked the audit of this department? Why did you think there wouldn't be any spies here? The entire ministry was literally employing people pureblood families and you thought this department would be safe?
"Bring every single Unspeakable to me and I will read their minds myself. The clause about mind audit has already been in regulation for years now. If what they do is so dangerous that knowing it can be dangerous then that makes the possibility of being spies ever riskier. Moody, you're getting 3 months pay cut. The Minister for Magic will be having a 5-month pay cut." He ordered them and reprimanded them verbally. He knew he had no authority over them officially, but unofficially he was also the King of Magical Britain.
Moody nodded and went away to bring out all Unspeakables. Augustus Rookwood, meanwhile, was bleeding, "Please don't kill me, I haven't done anything yet. All I was asked to do is be prepared when the Dark Lord asks."
Ragnar stomped on his chest and forced him to shut up, "Yes, the keyword being 'YET'."
But Magnus too could not bring himself to just kill him, "Actually, he has really not committed any crime, he just agreed to serve the Dark Lord, not even personally. So hurting him is really unjust. What we can do is obliviate him totally and give him a fresh life. Do you accept this arrangement Augustus Rookwood?"
Anything was better than dying at this point, "Yes yes... I accept,"
"See, he's a good boy. Now, let's go and read the minds of all unspeakable." He walked out. But stopped at the door and spoke to Dumbledore, "Professor, I'm sure you have a lot of duties as the Headmaster, I will take care of things here."
However, Dumbledore was just baffled, ~How did Voldemort gain so much influence in such a short time when I have tried to do it for decades now?~
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