"Shh... he might wake up if we make too much noise. First, we attack big brother Rag, and then Mag." Maximus, Aurelia and Clementia tippy-toed towards Magnus and Ragnar's room.
Their first target was Ragnar, and as they entered the room, they heard loud snoring and Chad sitting on Ragnar's face. They giggled at the scene.
Chad was a cat with heightened instincts, he noticed the three mini-humans, but since they were his loved ones, he ignored them and continued to watch.
"Let's take that chair," Maximus whispered.
In no time, they worked hard to bring the chair adjacent to the bed. Then, they claimed on it, "ONE! TWO! THREE!"
*BAM*
The three jumped on Ragnar, they were not that light, they were 3 years old already. However, they were disappointed by the reaction they got, as it was not what they wanted to see.
"Why does he still snore?" Aurelia wondered.
Poor little ones, they had no idea what a heavy sleeper Ragnar was, he could sleep even in the middle of a quidditch world cup match in the stadium. They jumped on him but ended up tiring themselves.
"Hah... He's so... Lazy."
"Bug brother bad."
"Let's go to brother Magnus."
And they skipped away. However, just as they went, Ragnar's eyes shot open, ~Good thing I didn't react, or they would've ruined my morning sleep.~
After that, he went back to sleep in his cosy blanket.
...
The three little gremlins marched towards Magnus' room. However, it was locked and they had no way to open it.
"I know how to open it," Aurelia proudly came forward and took out a small wooden stick from her shirt.
She proudly pointed it to the door's locks and chanted, "Wing-aa-lium-aa-sa?"
Seconds passed and nothing happened. Maximus looked at her suspiciously, "You didn't try this before, right?"
"No, I practised... there must be a problem with the stick. Stupid stick, hmph!" She snapped it in two and threw it away in anger.
Just then, Clementia had an idea, but she was not vocal and just ran back to Ragnar's room and jumped on top of his face. She picked Chad, "Chad, help me."
"Meow?" Sleepily, Chad agreed, he would die for these kittens if he had to after all.
But as soon as they left, angry and red-eyed, Ragnar took the sheets off of his face, revealing his bleeding nose, "Argh... Here goes my sleep, Clem's knees are strong enough to even make me bleed."
...
Returning to Magnus' room's door, Clementia lifted Chad towards the lock and said, "Open,"
Chad was in a moral dilemma at this point, the only reason Magnus' room was locked was that he was not alone inside. If he opened the door, he'd get a beating later, if he didn't, he'd sadden the kids.
"Memeow..." He said the equivalent of his 'fuck it' and started to wave his paws at the door. He was, after all, the grandson of Martha and had magic.
*CRACK*
The noise came and the door opened. "Yayyy..."
The three barged in like a storm entering. Magnus had his eyes shot open as soon as he heard the voice, but he panicked, for he was not alone under the blanked, hugging him was another naked body.
"Emma, wake up, emergency," he tried to wake her up. But she didn't even budge.
~Crap, she sleeps like a tank.~ he exclaimed and quickly waved his wand to summon clothes over their bodies. Being caught together was better than being caught naked.
"BIG BROTHEEEER!" They climbed on his bed and jumped on him, trying to get under the blanket. However, Aurelia noticed another big bump under it "Who is this?"
She took the blanket off and found a sleeping Emma, gasping, Aurelia shouted, "WOAH! Sister Emma? When did you get here? Did you also want to prank big brother?"
Emma slowly opened her eyes and looked up, she smiled and muttered, "Why am I seeing Aurelia in dreams?"
"Because it's not a dream," Magnus interjected.
"AAA..." Emma screamed in terror that she was naked. But as soon as she looked down, she was in her normal night suit. Taking an appreciative sigh, she hugged Aurelia, "Of course, I wanted to prank Magnus. Yes, just prank him. I love pranking him,"
"Nice..." Aurelia hugged back. Slowly, all three took their places under the blanket, Maximus tucked himself on Magnus's right, hugged by his arm. Clementia took her place in the middle of Magnus and Emma, while Aurelia hugged Emma from her left. It all felt cosy and fluffy.
"Tell us a story, big brother," Maximus requested.
"You tell the best stories." Clementia agreed.
"Really? Okay then, I will tell you a story about a strange white-haired kid who fell from the sky and got adopted by 9 huge beasts. He was very strong, but not strong enough, one day, bad people came from the sky and other villages to take his family... and then..." Magnus started and the three listened with their big eyes blinking every once in a while in excitement. They also had the tendency of interrupting and ask questions.
But, the morning was very joyous for all of them. Magnus loved being close to his siblings and appreciated coming home for the day. But, it was already morning and they had to get up. After the story finished, they washed up and went to have some breakfast.
At the breakfast table, as they were happily eating, Grace asked the three, "Where were you this morning? I couldn't find you anywhere."
"Oh, we went to prank brother Ragnar first." They revealed.
"Yeah, I can vouch for that," Ragnar rubbed his nose at that.
Aurelia continued, "Then we went to big brother Mag and heard a story from him."
"Oh, sister Emma was also there, she came before us to prank but she fell asleep... hehe." Maximus innocently added.
*cough* Magnus glared at his siblings, helpless, while Emma felt like drowning her head into the plate. Ragnar, meanwhile, enjoyed the show and teased, "Oh really, it must have been a really joyful pranking then."
"Magnus..." Grace started to say something.
However, *pop* "Sir, Mr Adrian is here, he said someone from MI6 would like to meet you. They are in the office building." George appeared to inform.
Magnus quickly stood up, "Ah, so much work. George, you're getting a raise. Emma, come, we will go to Diagon Alley later."
"MAGNUS! I will come tonight to your room to prank you as well." Ragnar shouted at their leaving figure, trying to hold his laughter.
Grace eyed Ragnar with a smile and asked, "When will you get someone to prank you?"
*Cough* Ragnar choked on food, "Mum, come on, I am abstaining from all things that corrupt a man. I have decided not to marry or love a woman."
Grace sighed and walked up to Ragnar, she caressed his head, "Sweetie, it's okay, no matter whom you choose, no matter what gender, we will support you."
"Thanks, I guess." Ragnar chirped, but he felt it was abnormal, ~Why do I feel something's wrong?~
...
Magnus' new house had an entire building reserved for office work. This was where anybody who wanted to meet him, Grace or Adam for official work had to come. There was a grand waiting room with all kinds of amenities, a reception and a few big offices.
Magnus arrived in his office from the backdoor and called Adrian and the MI6 guy in while he poured some tea in cups. "So, how can I help you gentleman?"
Adrian casually entered and greeted, "It's good to see you, Your Majesty."
The agent first saluted and then introduced himself professionally: "I am Commander Bond, James Bond."
Magnus nodded and passed on the teacups, "Well, Bond James Bond, take a seat."
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Adrian burst into laughter, "Hahaha... I told you James, do not use that usual introduction, first, it's too narcissistic sounding, and second, I knew he would make fun of you."
James Bond embarrassingly drank the tea, "Thank you for meeting me, Your Majesty. I am investigating the death of the Prime Minister. We have a suspicion that..."
"I killed him," Magnus blurted.
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James Bond looked confused, left and right, Adrian didn't even react and continued to drink, while Magnus seemed too relaxed, "Sir, are you confessing to a crime?"
"Hah, am I confessing to killing a man that was selling secrets to the Soviets and getting our men killed and if his crimes came out to the public it would have caused so much trouble? Yes, I am confessing, Bond." Magnus said.
"Don't you fear that I will tell someone?" Bond asked.
Magnus waved his hand and the door opened, "Go ahead, I'm not stopping you. But before you even take a step outside, you will die. And even if you do walk out the moment you blurt it to anybody, we will know, and then you will get a visit from people whom you can never defeat. Adrian in particular. You will kill him, right Adrian?"
"In a heartbeat," Adrian nodded.
Bond looked at him, "We've been friends for 2 years, you would kill me?"
"Sorry, brother. But if you stand against my boss, even when he's right, I will do my duties. Stop using too much of your brain, the matter is clear, if we had not killed the Prime Minister then it would have done more damage. People would have lost trust from the government." Adrian told him.
Bond nodded, accepting the fact for now, "How much do you control the nation?"
"Not much, I am just trying to push for a better economy, safety and equality, everything else, I don't care. The men in the house of commons can keep playing their little games. My agenda is totally different, it is the security of the United Kingdom and peace around the world." Magnus answered and got up.
"Anyway, I am not on holiday, I have limited free time. See you later guys." And with that, he left.
Adrian also headed out, "Let's go, Bond James Bond, lunch's on me."
...
Camelot,
"Okay, sweetie. You got permission to roam around the world, but you know the rules. Not being seen by the people and never harming anyone." Martha packed Duck's cute little bag and tied it to his back. It had a lot of items that would help him in his adventure.
It was Duck's wish to travel the world, he said he was old enough already, even fought Magnus over it. After many attempts, Magnus agreed on the term that he will have a lot of trackers and charmed objects to help him and Portkey him away.
"I know, Grandma. I'm not a kid anymore," Duck proudly nodded.
"To me, you will always be a kid. Okay, have fun and take care." Martha left a kiss on Duck's forehead and let him fly away.
The little boy had grown up and was going on his own adventures now. He also had a few personal missions, such as meeting other dragons.
...
The United States,
MACUSA,
Harrison Ford was in no way or shape related to the current US President. He only had the same last name, everything else was different.
Harrison was a powerful wizard and the current President of MACUSA. While Garold Ford was the man who became the President because the previous one fucked up and had to resign.
Now, Harisson was a bit worried about his nation. He was officially 90 years old and had seen all kinds of wars in the US, mostly started by no-majs.
The only time wizards were involved was way back in the American Indian Wars, also known as the American Frontier Wars because of the extensive use of magic by natives.
The natives had weird magic as well, and since experienced no-majs couldn't understand it, wizards were called in. MACUSA tried to stop this exactly, use of wizards in no-maj wars and matters. Or at least extensive use.
But now, Harrison was feeling that this policy needed to be changed. Instead of outright banning wizards from participating in no-maj matters, it was better to regulate and sanction it.
"I have decided that I will be running for elections." He declared to his office council members.
He gave the example of Magnus, how he was using a healthy balance of magic and no-maj influence to make his country better. He told that no-majs have tried and failed again and again, so he should try.
In the end, he got approval. Now all he needed to do was make new real documents for reducing his age and then establish himself in politics. He was not giving up his position as the President of MACUSA either and would instead try to become the first person in history to be the President of wizards and No-majs at the same time.
...
Magnus had to return to school as he was technically still there, but he was called to Magic made Studio by Wim Joubert, the CEO. He said that he needed to talk to him about a new movie, George Lucas also wanted to talk to him about something.
So he apparated directly to his office in the building that remains closed from inside. The studio had a lot of wizards anyway so there was nothing to fear about.
"What is it, Wim?" Magnus entered, but he was taken aback when he saw Bobby was also there.
"What are you doing here?" He inquired.
"I was asked by George here to come and talk to him about a new movie. George, why don't you tell him." Bobby passed the bucket.
George fixed his glasses and started, "Mr Pendragon, do you know that there are more than 3 million crazy fans of you around the world? I am talking about crazy ones, not the normal fans, those are in hundreds of millions. Anyway, I had a thought, why don't I make a nice movie on you with special effects?"
"Where did you get these fan figures?" Magnus inquired.
"Umm, you don't know? Bobby is the manager of your Fanclub." George blurted.
Magnus eyed his old friend in suspicion, Bobby tried to clarify, "I-I just tried to make sure that no ill-ideas are spread about you in these clubs."
But Magnus didn't take his words, "Bobby, you were supposed to fight them, not join them."
George's eyes shot open as if an inspiration appeared in his head, he took out his notepad and wrote those words, "I will use them in a movie someday."
"Regarding your movie, when will you release the next part of Star Wars? Don't let the fandom die down. People are going crazy about it and the merchandise are selling like hotcakes." Magnus asked.
"That... Well, there are going to be more sets in this part so it's taking some time. Once we have that we will move on to shooting it. With magic, the least time goes into shooting and the max time goes to set creation. You will need to give your voice again, however." George told him about the roadmap.
This earned him a pat on the head, "Good boy, keep earning money for me. Well, gentleman, I need to head back. See you later."
...
After these busy 2 busy days of holiday and rest, the four returned to school to work on their respective projects. The next semester would start from January 1st but they didn't care about holidays anymore.
This was the thing about growing up, you slowly start to realise that those Sundays aren't for you to rest, instead they are for you to invest in something greater.
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