Galahad felt his heart race, realising he was about to shoot at the next king of Britain. Kingsman would become King killer then. But it was his overconfidence that he could even scratch Magnus.
"W-Why did you shoot him?" Galahad asked.
Magnus put the gun away, "Hmm, tell me, who is the wizard that works for your agency? Did he help you get the mental shields against Legilimency? I must say, they were weak. Anyway, I shot him because I looked through both of your minds.
"I'd be the biggest fool in the universe if I let two spies enter my home without looking into your heads, I can just never trust folks with your background. And I was absolutely right."
"DOBBY!" Magnus loudly but kindly called for the clumsy house-elf.
*POP* "Mr Pendragon, do you need something?"
"Yes, can you go and bring the Pensieve for me?" he ordered.
"Easy peasy, sir." Dobby vanished and returned after a few minutes.
Magnus walked to it, "You think you people are so up and above the law, the protector of peace and whatnot. Then tell me, why did your mentor have a camera attached to his umbrella? And why did he put that listening device in the flower pot?"
He waved his wand and immediately a small device flew into his hand all the way from the flower pot on the side table.
"Do you want to know what I saw in his head? A TRAITOR! He was allying with many of those your organisation is meant to destroy. Many times he releases information that results in the failure of missions. And the biggest part, he is allied with the Soviets.
"Come, watch it then," Magnus said and pulled out a string of memories from his temples. He put it in the Pensieve.
Galahad came closer and looked down. Magnus knew he didn't know about it, so he just grabbed his head and pushed it into the liquid. All the images and scenes flashed in front of his eyes and he truly saw his mentor being a traitor.
"HAA..." He fell back, first time using a Pensieve was like this. Magnus ignored him and put the string in a small vial, "Here, take this and bring it to your organisation. And tell them, you people are suspended from doing anything from now on. You can only resume your work after a thorough audit by my people, both mentally and physically. And you must sign the documents to have government or Imperial oversight over the agency.
"I will not allow a spy agency to freely run amock without having to answer to anybody. You must have an authority that approves you."
Galahad, however, shot back, "You run a spy agency."
Magnus looked him in the eye, "Tell me what my official title is? I am the authority who oversees it. Do you know why? because as the soon to be King, I am guaranteed to have the best interests of the country in mind. What about you? A civilian, whose sense of patriotism can change with the amount of money being thrown at the face, as seen with your mentor."
"He's right," Ragnar approved.
Bobby meanwhile was for the first time hearing about this spy agency, "Kingsman? Aren't they tailors?"
Galahad knew very well what Magnus was saying was right. So he took the vial, "What about the body?"
"You will get it in your tailor shop," Magnus replied.
With that, Galahad was off. He went as quickly as possible to report to the upper management. But he had no idea whom he could even trust at this point.
...
Once that was done, Magnus again greeted Bobby. "Hey, my brother. Let's eat something. Abe must have made something already."
Bobby was taken aback though, how quickly Magnus went from killing someone to talking about eating. "Mag... are you all right? You... you just killed a man."
Magnus sighed and took a seat, "A spy, who wanted to bug my home so he can someday control me with my secrets. It was treason, death was de-facto punishment by law."
"B-but... don't you feel weird?" Bobby asked. He was a civilian, he had not seen much violence in his life, and it was right to say that Bobby was actually the normal one here. Magnus and Ragnar were crazy.
Magnus nodded, "I guess... you're right. Bobby, I'm mentally f*cked up right now. I killed a thousand werewolves, who are nothing but humans with a medical condition. I initially felt bad... but if I am to feel broken after every life I take then it will break me before I achieve my goals."
"But, you are right. I am growing too uncaring to human life as I become powerful. Now I think I understand how many dictators in history were able to commit mass atrocities. It was because they felt invincible, above everything."
Ragnar agreed with his evaluation. Showing a rare show of sad emotions, he sat down on the couch with a sigh, "We're both f*cked up, man. But... we have monsters like Voldemort after us, if we act like little fluffy kids then... we will lose. Mum, dad and you too, Bobby. Everyone will be in danger."
"Yup, Voldemort is a monster, Bobby. He dreams of taking over the world and enslaving all of humanity as servants with no rights. A man with such dreams, he deserves all the pain in the universe." Magnus added.
Bobby nodded and understood. "Well, I don't know what Voldemort looks like or..."
"Here you go, this is his portrait." Magnus took out the paper quickly.
Bobby unfolded it and looked, "HOLY F*CK!" He threw it in an instant, "H-How can this thing be real. This is like... a monster from the nightmares."
Magnus chuckled, "Yes, and we have to fight him."
Bobby was quick to support Magnus, "Mag, I understand, sometimes to defeat monsters you have to become one. You just tell me how can I help. F*ck, if you need nukes I can arrange it. Just kill this thing."
Magnus and Ragnar laughed. Ragnar patted his shoulder, "We're trying to do that."
"That's why I have a new policy now," Magnus interjected.
"What is that?" Bobby and Ragnar asked together.
"Gandhi said, an eye for an eye makes the whole world blind. Well, I say, an eye for an eye makes the whole world blind and that's why you blind both eyes in one strike." Magnus quoted.
"DAMN RIGHT! Oh, by the way, I have a question," Ragnar started, "British colonised a quarter of the world for new spices, then why don't we use more spices in our food now? I mean, even what we do use is not enough for me, I want more."
Magnus shrugged, "How would I know that? I love spicy food. Mum has been making spicy food since I was small. But I do see many people here who don't like it."
"I have an answer to that," Bobby spoke. Magnus and Ragnar listened to him carefully.
"Well, the main reason why there is a lack of high level of spices in our food is due to him." Bobby pointed at Magnus.
Shocked, Magnus stepped back, "What the hell, me? How? I'm just a teenager."
"Well, not you, the royal family and the nobles. You see, tolerance to spices is not something that happens with just one generation. It requires many generations for people's palates to change.
"And, in the old times, spices were seen as luxurious commodities, this meant that they were costly, even in times when there was an abundance, their prices didn't drop much. Heck, I think some kings were gifted pepper as gifts in important events in old times.
"So you can see that spices were gatekept. Only now with the advent of modern world and industrialisation, everything became cheaper and people started to eat more spices." Bobby explained.
Magnus nodded, "Hmm, I hope I can add spicy food to royal cuisine in the palace later."
"You'll be the king, you can do anything," Ragnar said.
"Then... I will ban chicken." Magnus replied, taking a jibe at Ragnar.
As expected, like an angry cat, Ragnar got up, "I DARE YOU! I will feed you a potion that will make you hate pancakes then."
Bobby, sitting in the middle of them chuckled, "Hehe, I hope the third Grant one isn't crazy like these two."
...
Magnus' days were fairly simple. He went to the hospital regularly to meet Grace and also oversee the decorations and prepared for the inauguration.
Currently, the television channels were silently told to start showing news and propaganda about Magnus, his family and also the hospital.
Many interviews were taken by news reporters, these were people from Magnus' childhood. The televisions were full of it.
...
[Interviewee: Oh, yes, I was Mr Pendragon's teacher in his elementary school. everyone called me Mrs Jones. He even mentioned me in an interview.
Reporter: Oh yes, I remember. He said you were grumpy, but very nice.]
[A 13-year-old was being interviewed: I'm Robin, he called me a bully in an interview. Sorry, Magnus.]
[A man in a tracksuit was also interviewed: I was Mr Pendragon's PE teacher. He was very good physically.
Reporter: Oh, aren't you that Mr James NTR? Who was after the French teacher and wanted to impress her. How did it go?
The man turned sad: Well, she married the English language teacher. They have a kid now named Midfingz that I teach in this school.
Reporter: Oof... anyway, that was Reporter Cucky with cameraman Inbredz from BBC news.]
...
Magnus' Mansion,
"PFFFFT... WHAT THE...!" Magnus, watching the news from his home sprayed the tea he was drinking.
"AHAHAHA..." Ragnar was on the ground laughing.
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The day of the official opening of the hospital was coming soon. But Magnus wondered if all his plans will go to waste due to Grace not giving birth in time.
After all, he can't really give her a shock by announcing the gift to her. It could cause problems for her. So, he asked Grandma Martha to secretly visit Grace and find out when the baby will come.
The result was that Grace would most likely give birth on Christmas Eve. So Magnus let go of all the worry and started to write invitations for the event to be held on 25th December in the afternoon.
Not many people will come, only a selected few and most of the crowd will be the journalists. The names included many famous people. First, there was the Queen, the Prime Minister, Lord Mountbatten, a few more people in important positions in the government.
Then there were his close allies, Adrian, Ted, Tom, Edgar. There were also many CEOs, most of them were running companies under Magnus. The rest were those Magnus wanted to show that allying with him can get their companies a lot, so sell them to him. From the magical side, Magnus had not called anyone since it did not concern them.
The next concern was about how he was going to reveal his wealth to the world. For this, Ted was coming to help him. The man had decided to let his muggle company run on autopilot while focusing on helping Magnus since that was good for the entire world, and of course, as long as Magnus thrives, his own business will also.
"CHAD! Sit like a good boy. I will be taking you to the inauguration and show you on camera, so you better be good." Magnus trained Chad.
"Meow?" Chad tilted his head in confusion. He understood him all right, what he wondered was why did his lord become so magnanimous to take him outside.
"What meow? I have named one building after your species's scientific name. You better be proud of it." He said.
Chad had no idea how to even feel. So he just shrugged and moved to play with Summer.
While messing with Chad, soon Ted also arrived. They quickly use their wand to secure the room, because nobody can ever be sure about such things.
"So, how's everything going?" Magnus asked.
"Magnus, I have formed the Dragon Service. It has 10 wizards in total, all of them were selected from amongst the Army of Merlin and my own subordinates. I have made them sign a much stringent magical contract, that even if they think about betraying you then I will know. This way, even if they start doubting you we can fire them. We do not need to wait until something bad happens." Ted revealed while giving him a file full of profiles of all these people.
"Woah, don't tell me you will kill them. I don't want that." Magnus warned him.
Ted coughed, "NO! NO NO... you misunderstood me, I meant obliviating them of their memory about their entire time spent working for you. They will go back to doing their old job."
"Good, so how do you plan to reveal my wealth and control the media?" Magnus inquired.
"Out of the ten, we only have 9 people, as one has gone to Zimbabwe to help our candidate win the elections. Coming next year, elections will be held in February, if everything goes well, by the end of Next Year, Zimbabwe will join the United Kingdom, becoming Greater Britain, and all Zimbabweans will get British Citizenship immediately." Ted briefed.
[A/N: In our world, Zimbabwe was known as Rhodesia at this point in time.]
Magnus was very happy with this. Britain lacked land, that was one of the reasons the country had limited potential for development, but with more land, everything will change. After all, Zimbabwe, 390,757 km/square was larger than the United Kingdom, 242,900 km/square in Landmass.
Effectively, the United Kingdom will double in size with just an addition of 6 million people in a population of already 60 million in the UK. And this wasn't even the end of Magnus' expansion through the goodwill plan. There were many more Overseas territories that were yet to become officially theirs.
"Good, this makes me happy. However, I have one worry. I am absolutely sure many people will call us colonisers. I can not change people, but I can change what they see.
"This is why I need you to push for international documentary makers to go to Zimbabwe and all the other Overseas Territories where we are working to make everything better. As long as the world sees how good we are, people will automatically stop. The Documentaries need to be translated into as many languages as possible and shown in every country in the world." Magnus planned. He was always worried about the image of the British Crown at this point. Everything depended on the world accepting that what they were doing was good.
Ted nodded and wrote in his diary in codewords. "I will put this on the agenda. Now about your wealth. We will show you as a super genius, most already think this about you already as such but we will push for more.
"Then, we will reveal that after your father and mother made a fortune, you started to invest money and invent. Bobby comes into play here, as he's already a renowned young genius. It will help if the world knows you are the majority holder of FutureTek Industries. From there, we can slowly reveal your other investments through Dragon Holdings.
"You are a prince, a renowned genius and a valiant hero who at just the age of 9 jumped into the fire to save his friends."
Magnus burst into a laugh, "Haha... you're going to use that to push all this, right?"
Ted smiled wryly, "Well, people will automatically feel that you deserve all this success because you jumped in to save people and have a good heart."
*Sigh* "Well, I will leave all that to you then. I gotta go to the hospital now to mum. See you later. Oh, bring your daughter and wife to the inauguration. Security will be tight there so it's going to be safe." Magnus got up to leave.
...
A few days went by like this, planning and working the whole time. Then, finally, 24th December arrived. Magnus knew Grace was going to go into Labour that night. But he didn't tell her about it.
Then, at about 10 PM that night, she said she was experiencing some pain in her abdomen. It was rare for her to feel it so the doctor took it seriously and brought her to the labour room.
Magnus, Ragnar, Bobby and Grace's parents were waiting outside the room. Adam was with her inside. However, Magnus also sent his trusted doctor from Saint Mungo inside, not to do anything but to keep an eye. Since there was a Royal gynaecologist present inside, Magnus took all the precautions. And the moment the Saint Mungo doctor noticed something funny, she would blast them with her wand. It was an order from Magnus.
Inside the room, Grace was screaming, Adam was right there, to be Grace's pain squeezer. She had actually grabbed Adam's collar and had started to suffocate him.
"GRACE... PUSH! AH... DON'T STRANGLE ME!"
A mix of cheers and cries were coming out of Adam's mouth. However, Grace knew this was not as much pain as she felt when birthing Magnus. She had gotten much stronger physically due to magical potions. In fact, she didn't even have to hold Adam.
But she still did it just to mess with him. Since everything was being recorded in angles that only showed their faces, she wanted to make it as memorable as possible.
"ADAM, YOU BASTARD!" She played with him.
Adam cried due to suffocation, "Yes yes... I'm a bastard, now just let me breathe a little, my beautiful wife... OH PUSH!"
After 15 minutes, the baby finally came. The doctor exclaimed happily, "IT'S BOY!"
"ADAM, MAGNUS AND RAGNAR GOT A BROTHER!" Grace cheered loudly.
Adam felt like crying and he looked at the baby. "So Ragnar's wish turned real. WAIT!"
Yes, wait. Grace cried again. They had known for a while now that she was having twins. Ultrasound had shown them this. The nurse delicately held the baby in her arms as the doctor again went under.
She was an extremely professional and experienced doctor and tried her best to make the process as simple and fast as possible. Yet, she was utterly shocked to see how strong Grace was. She was just... like a superwoman from the comics. She gave birth like it was nothing.
After a few more minutes, another baby came. "IT'S A GIRL!"
Grace and Adam cheered in happiness, "YES! BOTH RAG AND MAG WILL BE HAPPY NOW!"
Adam quickly held his two babies with tearful eyes. His family just became bigger and he was utterly happy. He showed the two to Grace, who also felt tears welling up in her eyes.
Seeing this, the Saint Mungo doctor quickly walked out of the room for a split second to announce.
...
Magnus and Ragnar were sitting at the two ends of 3 seater bench, apparently, they had an argument on whether they would get a sister or brother.
"YOUR MAJESTY! TWINS! A GIRL AND A BOY!" The doctor announced.
"YEAH BOOOOOY!"
"BOOO YEAH!"
Magnus and Ragnar jumped in happiness and hugged each other immediately. Gone was their animosity. It was time to spoil their siblings.
However, inside the labour room, something happened and the Doctor flutteringly ran back in. "Your Majesty... I think... There's more."
"WHAT?! TRIPLETS?" Magnus and Ragnar were dumbfounded.
...
The muggle doctor Magnus had hired again went under and announced, "THERE'S A THIRD ONE!"
"WHAT?" Grace and Adam were shocked because the ultrasound only showed twins.
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