C2: Landed In DXD with a System and a Bodyguard!
Well then! That was fun. I didn't even get to say goodbye or even ask who he was, anyways I should probably activate this system and get to know where the hell I am before I die via speeding trash can again.
As I said this I could hear bling and in front of me appeared a System Interface, it went along these lines.
System: "Hello Host, I am your tailor-made system, I am known as the Top Heavy System for those reincarnations who have very powerful and strength-based powers! And due to this, I would like to inform you that you have landed in a world that revolves around someone who likes to collect a lot of girls, otherwise known as a typical Harem Gathering world."
I looked at it for a second and with a twitching eye, I replied "Uhhhhh... OK, but who the fuck is the main character then?" And I got an instant reply which stated that it was a guy with a passion for breasts and it was probably the most useless person I could think of, "Issei Hyodou". I wonder what I deserved to end up here, and I can't blame those novels where they describe him to be clueless as any sane person with such power wouldn't fall for the likes of a red-haired bitch claiming she will "Take Care of You" if you become her servant.
Anyways, I went and looked around, I figured out that I was still in my bedroom and that I had just landed in this body before I could say anything the system explained to me who I was and what I needed to know before I did anything task-related.
System: "Well dear Host, or better known as Kaen Arceis, You are a Human! and before you say anything like "Ohhh but aren't humans weak?", they are quite strong as this biblical God decided to give some of you race a thing known as the Sacred Gear which is being stolen by the greedy devils"
He continued rambling on about how the devils control the world from the shadows and physically and how a God died or some bullshit. But the important things he mentioned finally after a whole hour was that my family is currently living within the starter city, Kuoh. And that I should get stronger so that I can accept more missions.
Speaking of the mission I had to ask the System what they were as I was not told before I came here and it replied with a metallic tone;
"Well here's the thing, because you got launched before the mission was stated, we decided to go with what people with sane minds love to do and that is taking heads from protagonists that are too naive and overpowered. To fight them you need to be overpowered and that is already certain from what you received from Allenhaem."
Ahhh so that's what it was called I thought and I asked the System "Soooo, is there like a submission platform because I know sure as hell that it would take too long to wait for another one if there please be something easy."
And to my surprise it was very easy, all I had to do was promote certain people in these animes I come to, or some would be to take care of orphans and make a massive mafia, there was even one where I dominate the world then burn it all down for sweat, holy EXP!
I was getting excited and the inner Post Dragon Ken Kaneki Cannabalist was slowly awakening before it got hit in the head with a speeding trash can.
And as that was all I had to know, we got onto the important part and that is to establish a connection with this world and my dear parents!
Speak of the devil, I heard four loud and hurried footsteps approaching me and I had a look of surprise when they entered, it was Dio from Jojo's Bizarre Adventure, it was confusing and behind him were the other character Jojo and my new mother who was Revy from Black Lagoon?!?!
Huh, what the fuck is going on here! I needed an explanation and before I could say something or make a noise, I was picked up by Dio and he uttered,
Dio: "HAH Look its JJs Son, he looks more like your grandfather than he does you JJ! Look at the guy at least he has a little bit of intelligence unlike you when married this psychopath-"
And that was when a speeding guitar hit him across the head and I got picked by my new mother, taking in the view as I was held for all the word to see I could see that we were living quite well, the house looked more like a mansion than a house and better yet my summoned Bodyguard was behind them! Now the annoying thing of having to introduce him is out the way!
Kaen/ MC: *Whisper* "System opens up the status and if there are any gifted skills then show me"
System: Your wish is my command, here is your status Host:
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Name - Kaen Arcies Novamaer
Age - 2 weeks
Skills:
Scan, an area scanner that shows the stats of that which it can perceive, like levels and the like.
Evolved Kagune: DS, The evolved version of Kanekis centipede, they look like swords so it is abbreviated to DS.
Daemon Mou: Power Boost, Although the name is lame, the power boost is very good as it gives you +100 strength and +50 speed, but the downside is -250 stamina
Destruction Magic: Cloak of Concealment, this is self-explanatory.
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And that was it, I wasn't expecting much as I am still a baby and my body wouldn't be able to handle anything more powerful, but the attribute Bloodlust is very worrisome, a +50% chance on a random attack is very bad but because this world is overpopulated with filth like the devils I hope no one would mind if I carve a sculpture from deceased, fermented devils...
And before long I was taken over by the will to sleep and before that, I asked the system to autopilot until I turned 3 where then I can do what I liked, like train like a madman.
Speeding Trash Can is out!
((Tempted to change my name to Speeding Trash Can now lol))
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