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Naked man's first misadventures.

So here I am, not in my own body, completely out of my mind, and honestly a bit scared. In my past life (should I even call it past?) I've read a lot of light novels with people resurrecting into new bodies left and right, but that doesn't mean I feel ok with it myself, goddamit.

Like WTF am I even supposed to do in this situation? I neither remember this poor guy's memories (the body's memory), neither know where the hell am I, why am I here, and what should I do know. Never mind, scratch that last one, I know what to do; find food! I'm hungry as fuck, yo! Well, in order to do that I have to exercise once more to start walking.

After a quick exercise and deep calming breaths I start to explore my surroundings on foot. Yep, it's a dump, alright. The place was full of trash and useless electronics. I also found a few more bodies near the place I suspect I was supposed to sleep forever at. You know, considering that these bodies lacked major organs like heart, spine, kidneys and so on. Unfortunately for me finding that out equaled with me emptying my already pretty much empty stomach on the ground. Believe me, you wouldn't want to see sights like these. Just to make sure I checked if I had any incisions on me, and thankfully no, just a lot of bruises and small cuts. Oh, and a small bullet hole on the right of my chest. You know, nothing serious. I think I'm fine though, but I will have to check that out later, I think it's the reason it's so hard to take deep breaths.

Nonetheless, I continued my expedition for food, and while I failed that one, I succeeded in another thing. I got out of the dump, and even found a road. Happy days! I sure hope though a car will drive nearby, otherwise I might just starve. I continue going with the road for an hour or so, and reach a crossroads with a better looking road ahead, on a cliff too! I'll finally have my suspicions cleared. The suspicion being, whether I have reincarnated into the Cyberpunk world. Since, you know, the last thing I did before dying, was Cyberpunk.

I reach the cliff, and the view is simply... ok? The city I see beneath my eyes looks like a big nice looking city with a lot of neon, alright, I just don't know if it's THE city. Well, let's leave that thought for another time, for I finally see a car coming from my left. Food! Finally! Thank God! I run onto the road, and start waving towards the car to stop near me. The car starts slowing down... before hitting the accelerator and speeding off behind me.

Eh...?

What? Why? Huuuuh??? WHAT THE HELL, MAN, I'M FUCKING STARVING HERE, AND YOU'RE LEAVING ME TO DIE? What is wrong with some people? Whatever. I start following the road again, hoping that another car, this time not filled with an idiot, drives by and stops. As I walk along the road, I noticed something. I don't have shoes. In fact, I don't have clothes at all, and I'm very dirty. Oops. Was that why the arsehole drove away after he saw me up close? Or maybe it was the combination of me being naked, dirty, and overly excited to see a car drive by?? Oof. No wonder he sped off, he probably thought I was some goddamn lunatic. Well I'm very sorry for your extremely high standards of normalcy, but not only have I woken up at this state in the middle of a dump, I also am not exactly in my own goddamn body!

As I ramble to myself on how people are very cruel and unfeeling in this place, I notice a small building in the distance. I start running towards it, however after realizing how I would probably scare off the residents again, I decided a calm and lightly enthusiastic approach would be better. And so I do. There's 2 people on the porch, talking. Upon closer inspection it's a man and a women in 40's, maybe 50's, a couple probably. I cover my penile device with one hand (I checked it out before, when looking and making sense of my body), and start lightly waving with my other hand. They seem a bit taken aback, but they aren't taking out guns, so I take that as a good sign and walk closer.

"Hello there", I say

"Umm... Hello...?"

"Yes, I know I'm looking rather peculiar right now, and I'm quite sorry for disturbing you, however I have woken up at the dump nearby in this way; bruised, cut, and with a bullet hole. I somehow survived all that happened to me and woke up. I had nothing on me, probably everything stolen by the punks that did this to me, so, would you mind giving me a piece of apparel or two and some food? Especially food , I beg you!"

"Ah, of course, wait here for a bit."

Well, that was easier then expected :) Good to know there are some nice people living here too. I wait for a bit while the lady has gone inside to bring me food and clothes. The man, however, looks at me with a stinky eye. Guess I ruined his day or something by showing. Then again, not my problem.

The lady comes back out with pants, underwear, a shirt, some food that looks like a casserole, and. HOLY SHIT IS THAT REAL WATER(TM)??!

Holy fuck, I am in the Cyberpunk World!


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