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6.06% Lazy Life As The Primordial / Warning! Read this before you read the book.

Warning! Read this before you read the book.

This chapter is mostly for people who skipped the tags and the synopsis, but please read it even if you checked both.

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01- The MC is totally broken; he can literally wipe the whole omniverse with a fart.

I'm not writing a novelization of the original materials, if you want power progression and a training montage where the MC gets fucked anally to gain strength slowly then this book is not for you, go read/watch the original materials instead.

02- As a die-hard harem fan I want to write it as a harem book, but I suck at romance. You can expect one if these outcomes:

• A forced huge harem of Pokémon catching. (Most likely)

• A single love interest. (Second best choice)

• A small harem. (Almost impossible)

• No love interests at all. (Third best choice)

I'm a go all or go broke kind of guy so yeah.

On another note, the girls in the harem will be mainly girls that I personally like or find interesting so don't really expect me to go after the whole cast even though I'm a grand elder in the "catch'em all" sect..., might change in the future but who knows.

03- The MC is a good guy in general and will help people in need. If he sees someone in need then he will help them but he won't go out of his way to search for people to help. If you expect an evil scheming MC then this book is not for you.

At most minor emotional manipulation is the evil he will commit since he pretty much knows everything about the characters beforehand. (Maybe destruction later when I feel like it? Meh who knows…)

04- He wants to have fun in his second life, so he'll mostly laze around, watch the plot unfold or be involved in it whenever he wants.

05- He will be ruthless and will kill his enemies with no mercy, there might even be some sick-fuck moments of torture when he is pissed like the cliché borderline hurting or assaulting a love interest.

06- My "omniverse" here includes every single universe, multiverse, megaverse, outerverse and omniverse. I'm using it to simplify the whole thing.

Long story short; the MC is the strongest existence. For H.P Lovercraft fans, sorry teehee~.

07- This is my first time writing and English is not my main language so don't expect a high-quality content.

08- I'm writing since I am bored and found it interesting so don't expect long chapters or an update schedule. If I lose interest I'll drop even if it was after the prologue.

09- There will be no bullshit nerfing for his powers, at most he'll limit the output of his strength if he wants to enjoy fighting or so.

10- I'm a believer of the Incest is wincest in fiction so if perchance the book became a harem, I have no problems with adding oyakodons, sisters and his own daughters in the future.

11- The R-18 in the tags mostly stands for vulgarity and blood, for smut I dunno how to write it so don't really expect smut.

Well, that's all, if you're still interested then I wholeheartedly welcome you on board of this ship that is full of degenerates…


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