Oh! Already? It's only been 10 minutes since you left! This time distortion between dimensions is really crazy.
But it serves well. I need company. Remember I said I would surprise you? Well, surprises have their pros and cons.
Pro: I found a place to hide where according to my Calculations I have about a week until someone finds me. That counting that all; heroes, mercenary agencies, spies, and villains from the world are after me with utmost urgency.
At best, I can stay here for three weeks before I find a better place.
Now the cons ...
This place is cold (no, I can't adjust my temperature)
Dark! (No, I don't have night vision)
Rough! (Unfortunately, I feel as much as a normal human)
I'm thirsty! (I still need liquid to keep my synthetic body working)
And yet bored! (well I have panda, but he only sleeps)
It makes me realize that even though I'm a super robot, I'm a super weak super robot!
Besides the cons I have ... myself.
Imagine that your dream, as long as you remember for yourself, was to take care, love, and be surrounded by living things.
Now you're stuck in the best-kept basement on earth.
Without a living creature for miles. If you move, the alarm goes on, and it's all over.
The only company I have besides you is this little shiny stone. Yes, here is where Tony keep another infinity stone. It emanates life and brings me comfort, but it doesn't need any care which saddens me a little. But I think that only my company is enough to make you happy. Imagine that! Spend years stuck in Area 51! Poor thing!
Well, now that I've longed to talk to living creatures, better start moving to the next steps.
I decided to hide right under the nose of all avengers looking for me. Some time ago Tony bought area fifty-one at auction. Yes, he's broke, but he still has money to buy relics like that.
The energy of the jewel masks mine, but the moment I reuse the space jewel I will be discovered. And speaking sincerely. If I'm going to be hiding for the rest of my life without ever fulfilling my purpose, I think it's best to be disabled and rescheduled.
You know, I think I am the only creature in the universe who has to go through all these problems with less than six months of live.
And you? Any idea how I get out of this?
All references come from the Iron Man HQ, from the Siege of Asgard.