The truth
Deadpool:
Hey, you!
Yeah you sugar bear~
I have a question for you!
If you were given a choice, will you become the hero that saves the world? Or a villain that does the exact opposite thing?
Hm?
Ohh~
I see, some of you want to be a villain that does whatever it wants, while the other wants to be...?
Oh!
An Anti-Hero? Hoho~ I bet!
Living in a world where people with superpowers randomly pops everywhere, there's bound to be people using it to do horrible crimes deserving of death huh!
And anti-heroes are cool too...
Oh? What's this? Look's like some would rather choose neither?
*Want to live life peacefully*, Okay. *Want to have wives* -- oh you lonely soul! *Want to have riches*, who doesn't?! *Wan-* Ahh yeah yeah okay I get it.
Anyways, you all have your answers...
But... Want to hear mine?
Do I want to be a...
Hero?
No way.
Villain?
Hah!
Anti-Hero?
...Nope.
So what do I choose?
Haha...
Pfft
Hahaha...
Pffffftt
Hahahahahahahahaahahaha!
Oh boy, that was funny! Hahaha...
Ahh sorry sorry, stop looking like that. I'll tell you pfft-
A-Ahem!
Haaa...
Ok...!
I'll tell you the truth.
The undeniable truth.
I...
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Are you ready?
I...
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Could not choose.
Hahaha! Funny right?!
Do I want to be a hero?!
A Villain?!
Anti-Hero?!
Hell if I know!
How the fuck would I know?!
Do you know what the fuck I am?!
Do you?!
Of course, you do!
I'm a fucking comic book character!
A fictional character!
Did you think I could choose on my own?!
Of course, I can't!
The person who made me, who made this and the people who made several other me's!
They!
They are the one who gets to decide! Not me!
They want me to become a hero? I'll be one! They want me to be the villain? I'll be one!
They want me to be unkillable? I'll be a fucking immortal!!!
Ahhhhhhhh!!!!!
I could not die! I don't die! I won't die!
No matter how much I-
Bang
Bang
Bang
Bang
Thud
...
...
...
...No matter... How much I... shoot myself... I won't die.
Do you... Know why?
Haaa... Don't be stupid.
I don't die not because of Thanos.
I won't die simply because...
I don't get to decide things...
That's all.
I...
Am just a puppet, a form of entertainment.
Nothing more.
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