I have only one thing to say. She really, but really loves pink. Even down there it's…
An instant later, her eyelashes are slowly fluttering as she regains consciousness. She seems confused a bit but I can't blame her. How often do you get attacked by a human projectile? Let's just say this move of mine was totally a kamikaze attack.
Then she realizes her current state with a shock. I'm expecting her to get angry, but no. She starts trembling, her face is pale, she seems extremely stressed. She quickly covers herself with a veil of water, forming majestic-looking clothes. She shakily asks.
"Y-you, you've seen it right?!"
[What are you talking about?]
Take notes, everyone. Sometimes it's better to play the fool, it saves you lots of trouble.
"Y-you've seen ...down there…. you've seen how disgusting this hair of mine is…. pink hair is unnatural, isn't it?"
Time for a Head-mage council! MC may be too broke to afford a boat but that won't stop him from going on the water!
Volume 1 here, Volume 2+ = New Novel Page (Classless Ascension)