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Chapter 30: 25

In his next fight with the dancer, Diluc blitzed past the first phase without much difficulty.

Now came the moment of truth. Instead of beating on her after he dodged an attack or when he got an opening, Diluc danced around the arena.

This by no means that he looked graceful in the slightest, his dancing skills were as proficient as his flying skills, needless to say, he wasn't very good at it. The only redeeming feature of this dance was the fact that he still was very attractive.

His dancing was akin to a shark trying to walk backwards. Not only could sharks not walk, some can't swim backwards and they would also suffocate. Diluc was terrible at what he was doing.

However, dancing got him in the shoes of the dancer, when she would attack, he would dodge. When she would prance around waiting for Diluc to make a move, he would skip around like a magikarp.

Soon, Diluc's life was lost when he spun during his dance and the dancer used the opportunity to decapitate him. Perhaps showing your back to the enemy wasn't a good choice.

Diluc woke up in a cold sweat, the blade of the dancer was approaching his chest before he was taken out of Dark Souls. Even if he had experienced death more times than anyone else, his body was still scared of it even if he found comfort in it.

Diluc woke up not any stronger but definitely a much better dancer.

The next couple of night were the exact same, Diluc trying to dance and the dancer killing him for being stupid and not fighting.

Momo returned during this period of time as well. Not by greeting him at the front door, but by jumping on him while he was sleeping. She got a handful of tickles for her crimes.

Eventually, the 6th night of fighting dancer, he comprehended her bullshit melody. His dancing experienced an explosive growth, which would be useful in exactly zero situations.

He still lost all of the battles that night, but he got increasing closer every time he swung Fume in time with the melody.

(A.N. From now on, I'll use 'Fume' and 'Farron' as names rather than saying 'Fume UGS' or 'Farron Great Sword.)

The dancer has taught him something extremely important; dancing is OP. Not only can he now strike at completely unexpected times with a sword as tall and big as himself, he can follow the momentum of his strikes to both become faster as well as reduce stamina cost.

His dancing still looks very weird as it is utilized for dancing with a great sword in his hand but it was very effective.

When he woke that morning, he was quite surprised. Momo, who had usually worn pajamas to bed, had instead chosen a shirt and panties. Seeing the small smirks on Yuria and Kath who had woken with him, he knew that it was their schemes to 'teach' Momo.

"Are you really trying to sexualize a child?" Diluc asked the two of them.

"Hmm? I saw a show on the T.V. that did the same, is it not allowed? She must be ready to be a wife for you anyways." Yuria responded. She had seen a certain 'show' on the T.V... There could only be one that she was talking about.

"No, that show is disgusting to everyone who was born in this century. I don't care if you teach Momo about sex, since she'll need to learn about it at some point but don't sexualize her until she's of age. The only reason I allow you two to do sexual thing with me is because I have a higher mental age anyway." Diluc explained.

"Got it, darling." Kath responded. She then hugged him even more than she had previously. Not to be outmatched, Yuria did the same.

"I assume you heard 'darling' off the T.V. as well?" Diluc asked with a grin.

Kath's smile answered it all. Momo woke up after hearing the conversations between Diluc and Kath. Thankfully, she didn't hear the contents of the conversation, only that they were talking.

"Good morning." Diluc spoke. Instead of replying, Momo shoved her head back into his chest. Instead of commenting, Diluc simply laid his head back down on his pillow and closed his eyes. Kath and Yuria followed suite and went back to sleep.

Having a good sleep-in every once in a while, is fine.

The second they woke again, Momo and Diluc rushed to get ready for school, they would be late if they took their time.

Speeding to the school was fun for Momo. Feeling the air on her face while she was getting a piggyback from Diluc was refreshing, especially after being away from him for so long.

Along the way, Diluc almost got reincarnated a second time when he bypassed a green light as a pedestrian and a truck almost ran him over. Of course, he simply jumped over it. He would've gotten away with it scot-free if it wasn't for his aching eardrums after Momo screamed in his ears during the almost-crash.

Finally, they made it to school. They sat down the second the bell rang. Diluc instantly went to sleep while Momo got out her book from her bag and sat down, ready to learn absolutely nothing.

It was quite inspiring to see someone so excited for nothing.

Thankfully, Izuku had left far earlier than both Momo and Diluc, so he was waiting for them at his seat.

After the painful lesson ended, Himiko approached the couple.

"Hey Diluc and Momo! Do you wanna come over again today?" Himiko asked with excitement. Once again, she ignored Izuku and treated him like he didn't exist, but he'd long since gotten used to being ignored.

Both Momo and Diluc looked each other in the eye and responded.

"Sure."


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Chapter 31: 26

Momo and Diluc entered Himiko's house for the second time. Izuku opted out of it since he knew he'd be ignored by Himiko regardless.

"Hey honey. You brought some friends over?" Her mother asked.

"Yeah! I brought over Diluc and Momo again!" She replied.

Diluc was quite surprised to see Himiko's mother again, her sleeves were up and the scars that were previously quite fresh and prominent, have since faded quite a bit.

Izuna simply smiled at the boy who talked some sense into her.

"Go have some fun upstairs with your friends, I'll bring up some food." She spoke. The three of them entered Himiko's room.

Nothing had changed since the last time they were here. The only discernable difference was the monopoly board on the coffee table in the middle of her room.

"Let's play!" Himiko said while pointing at the board.

Of course, being the man who got one of the worst possible abilities, Diluc's luck was subpar. And when I say subpar, I mean Momo got both of the dark blue properties and Diluc stepped on them every time he went around the board. Most of the money used to purchase the houses on those properties were from Diluc's deflated wallet.

Regardless, the game went on. Diluc was the first to lose as there wasn't a turn in which he didn't land on a property. The game was between Momo and Himiko.

Himiko had a couple of sets across the board with one or two houses on each property. While Momo had two dark blue properties that could end Himiko in a heartbeat if she landed on them.

The game went on much longer than expected. Himiko slowly drained Momo's money while anytime that Himiko got a significant lead, she'd land on a dark blue and they'd be back in a stalemate.

After almost 3 hours of playing monopoly, they all agreed that it was a draw between the two of them. Diluc was glad to finally see them done with the game.

Diluc went ahead and summoned his dagger in order to replenish the now empty jar of blood before Himiko stopped him.

"Uhhh... You don't have to do that anymore. Just let me smell you sometimes, ok?" Himiko asked.

"Hold up! I'm the only one that's allowed to smell him!" Momo argued.

Diluc felt it was quite weird. Momo was fine seeing him cut his own wrists but she wasn't fine seeing other women inhale his scent?

"Awww. C'mon! He smells so good!" Himiko replied.

"Yeah... he does..." Momo replied, embarrassed.

Instead of intervening verbally, Diluc simply picks up Momo and gets ready to leave this situation. Momo responded by hugging him.

"Wait a second!" Himiko shouted. Before he could turn around, she pulled him closer to her where she inhaled as much as she could. She was about to do it again when Diluc left the room and the house, waving to Izuna on the way out.

'I need to shower more.' Diluc thought. Not to get rid of a bad stench but to get rid of a good one, that's new.

The both of them soon arrived home, they found Izuku working out in the garage as he usually does and girls watching a drama show.

That night, Diluc challenged the dancer once again. He was already sick of seeing this giant and was about ready to kick its ass.

The first phase passed by without Diluc taking a single hit, his dancing was simply too OP.

The second phase started with Diluc shooting a couple spells at her while she transformed. This wasn't anime, he wouldn't stand by while the dancer decided to power up. She certainly wouldn't wait for Diluc.

Thus, their death dance began. The dancer engaged with a Beyblade combo which consisted of the dancer spinning while slashing multiple times.

'It's astonishing how she doesn't get dizzy from that.' Diluc thought. After her combo was over, he took his chance and attacked her with a simple slash to her chest plate. Despite the fact that it was a small slash, it was done by a massive great sword, the dancer felt the attack.

In retaliation, the dancer sent out a slash of her own. However, through the use of his dancing, he dodged the attack and once again landed one of his own.

What followed was a whirlwind of attacks from both parties. The flowing, graceful slashes from the dancer endangered Diluc's life, time after time. However, that didn't stop him from returning with his own strikes, ones that continued to strip away at her health.

For every one strike the dancer got in, Diluc managed to connect 10. She was both faster and stronger than him, so he had to use his brain to predict when she'd attack and where, then dance his way out of the way and return a strike of his own.

Not only was his body exhausted from dancing in the middle of a fight, but it was also mentally exhausting from having to predict the dancer's moves like Lelouch.

Lastly, Diluc wasn't able to heal during the fight. Pontiff's left eye was the only thing keeping him alive at this point and even that wasn't able to activate regularly since he had to pause his attacks to evade.

Pontiff was only difficult because he knew everything Diluc had to offer, the Dancer was difficult because Diluc had no time to think or heal, it was a constant balance between life and death.

Eventually, Diluc was able to get her health down to about 3-4%. However, Diluc himself was only one attack away from death himself.

Now was their final bout.

Both the Dancer and Diluc charged at each other. The Dancer's prancing in time with her chaotic rhythm and Diluc's was alike a barbaric beast trying to act graceful.

This time, instead of dodging and counter-attacking, Diluc simply attacked.

The Dancer's blades pierced his body without resistance. The only solid blow she had gotten on him in this fight.

However, Farron and pierced her side and the dagger which had been imbued with Soul Greatsword had pierced her skull.


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