Chapter 23: 18
Unfortunately, Diluc had to make his way through Anor Londo, which was guarded to the teeth with black knights, some with bows and arrows and others with swords and shields. However, one thing connected them all.
They were all extremely annoying to kill.
Diluc spent more time than he would've liked to, killing these knights. They weren't difficult, just annoying. Regardless, he mowed through them and found the place where the wedding ceremony would take place.
The pilgrim who subjugated Anri was present. Instead of talking to Diluc, it simply took a knee and pulled out a strange looking sword. It was in the shape of a hollow circle on top of a staff. However, it was a sword. A truly weird weapon.
Accepting the weapon, Diluc continued further down the path. In seconds, he found himself at his bride. She was lying on a red cloth with her helmet to the side, leaves near her head and a white cloth covering her face.
Her chest was covered in armor and was still rising and falling. She was still alive, although most likely in a comatose or paralyzed state.
Diluc knew what he had to do. He pulled out the weird sword he had acquired only minutes ago and kneeled next to Anri's body. He then raised the sword above her chest. And finally, he struck down.
The sword extinguished Anri's life and Diluc felt her dark sigils enter him.
(A.N. If you haven't played Dark Souls or haven't done this ending, this is about how much information is given in the game as well. You have to come up with your own hypothesizes to understand Dark Souls lore.)
Diluc, now infused with 8 dark sigils was ready to usurp the flame. However, there was many things he wanted to do beforehand.
First on his list of vermin to squish was Aldrich, the Devourer of Gods. He confidently wandered into Anor Londo and entered the boss room.
Inside was a truly disgusting 'thing'. It was a human attached to what looked like a black hairy slug-like body.
Not giving Diluc any time to think, Aldrich shot multiple spells at the intruder. The first set of spells were a volley of purple orbs being sent towards Diluc's skull. He quickly side stepped them and sprinted towards the monster in front of him.
Not being outmatched, Aldrich once again used his staff to use some spells. This time, it came in the form of white arrows that came out of the ceiling directly onto Diluc's head. Knowing that rolling would get him killed, he simply ran away while scratching Aldrich with the odd attack or two while he was avoiding being impaled.
Next, Aldrich created a green liquid-like substance that pursued Diluc. Having to avoid both a sentient pool of poison sludge and white arrow raining down on him, Diluc knew that this fight would be a race against time to see if Aldrich could create enough spells to kill Diluc.
As soon as Diluc realized this, he immediately went full offense. Thankfully, he was able to wield his Fume Ultra Greatsword against Aldrich as the spells kept him moving but they gave him enough time to get a hit in before he had to continue fleeing.
Their fight was as simple as it was excruciating. Very often, Aldrich would use a quick and weak spell to hit Diluc and make him flinch, giving it enough time to prepare another pursuit spell to add to the current tsunami of spells pursuing Diluc.
Unfortunately, this fight wasn't in Diluc's favor. He tried his hand at firing spells back, but Aldrich would always use a magic-cancelling shield at the last second in order to nullify it.
It was a losing battle. And eventually, Aldrich teleported to a corner of their fighting arena in order to prepare some spells. Obviously, Diluc sprinted towards it and attacked.
However, it was a trap. Aldrich instantly teleported out again and Diluc knew exactly what was happening. He did his best in order to sprint out of the corner, but was hit multiple times by weak spells that only served to knock him backwards.
The tsunami of pursuit traps crashed against his body. He felt a pain he didn't know existed. Many forces invaded his body in order to cause as much chaos and damage as possible.
Some of the spells ate his flesh, others burnt him, others gave him frostbite. Every spell destroyed Diluc's body in some way.
He woke up at the bonfire in front of Anor Londo. His abundance of souls was trapped with the Devourer of Gods and he would have to get it back, the souls was worth a fortune after all. It took 6 years to collect all of it.
And thus began Diluc's fun time fighting Aldrich. Fortunately, this fight wasn't nearly as difficult as Pontiff's. He finished Aldrich within the same night.
It was the 24th attempt at Aldrich's life. Diluc had found a strategy he was certain would work. This strategy made use of two things in particular; the delay of the pursuit spells (the fact that they take a second to catch up to his position) and the fact that he can switch to any weapon instantaneously.
Diluc walked through the fog wall and instantly collected his souls. This gave Aldrich enough time to use a pursuit spell.
Diluc reached Aldrich almost instantly, and begun his strategy.
He used his Fume UGS to attack Aldrich. As he suspected, when he finished his attack, he had to dodge the pursuit spell. However, rather than dodging, he opted to switch to the Farron GS and make use of the dagger in order to glide along the ground, attacking Aldrich in the process. As soon as he finished that, he switched back to the Fume UGS and attacked. Rinse and Repeat.
Aldrich truly had no clue on how to prevent this. It basically only used pursuit magic. This allowed fights to turn more into chess rather than an actual 3d battle as Aldrich was able to lure his enemies to positions that would instantly get them killed. However, this intruder was completely different.
He danced around on the floor to avoid the pursuit spells that were almost always only centimeters away from Diluc and his attacks did way too much damage.
By the time the sun rose in the My Hero world, Aldrich's corpse was at Diluc's feet. Only now did he truly realize how fruitful his fights with Potiff were. Not only had he gained strength, he also gained 6 years of experience. Not to mention all the time he had thinking of new strategies that may be useful on other bosses.
Diluc woke up sandwiched between both Kath's and Yuria's breasts. Momo was lying on his chest as always but was further down to allow the 2 pairs of breasts to fully be able to engulf Diluc's head in.
Of course, being in the body he is, his lower body reacted to this. However, unlike last time, Momo didn't wake up. The same couldn't be said for Kath and Yuria who were woken up by Diluc moving their breasts out the way of his eyes.
As much as he loved being engulfed in titty, he wanted to be able to see it.
Kath and Yuria, who were woken, both give him a kiss on each check and got out of the bed. Both waving their hips as they left the room.
Momo soon woke as well.
"You have a good sleep?" Diluc asked Momo.
"Well, I used your chest as a pillow. Of course, I did!" She replied with a giggle. Momo sat up, still having her legs around his lower body and sat there for a good minute.
Both of them knew what she was doing. Kath had told her of the birds and the bees and most likely given her 'tips' so Diluc expected to see more lewd behavior from Momo from that point forward.
After getting her fill of sitting on his erection, Momo got up and went to the kitchen. Diluc, now alone, got dressed and ready for school.
Going down the stairs, he overheard Momo talking to Kath and Yuria.
"You said they were supposed to be 5.3 inches on average, right? Why is his so big?" Momo inquired. Momo had been stuck to Diluc ever since they got engaged, so she never really went on the internet or learnt about sex. She knew what was classified as 'lewd' but that was it until yesterday.
"The sizes change depending on the person. Our husband is especially gifted so we won't have to worry about getting satisfied in the future." Kath told Momo.
"Well, regardless of his size, it has come to my attention that he has been married to Anri last night." Yuria informed the other 2 wives. They nodded in response as they heard about the plan long beforehand.
"Momo, we're leaving in 10." Diluc came out of hiding and spoke.
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