Chapter 59: The Author's Soliloquy
What is a perfect smut chapter? Is it one written indulgent for the male lead, something akin to wish-fulfillment which is the purpose and aim of most web novels? Something to please your eyes and get you to buy that next hit of paid coins so you can read? Or would it be something akin to real life and not the ones that you see in the big screen. Well, PC screen? Laptop screen? Your phone?
2D vs 3D is the question, folks!
This author has no idea about the male perspective as is reading novels on Webnovel, and even others to grasp what is a male's indulgent fantasy… and then do the exact opposite! *blinks* Wait, did I say that? No. You did not see that.
Of course, I'll do my best to provide something great, but even this one's talent in smut-making is comparable to a newborn baby trying to stand on its two feet.
Not to say that I'm innocent, but it's to say that writing in a male perspective and describing the warmth of a pussy similar to plunging into a comfortable kotatsu and a rainy day might not be your style. I'm not sure whether to describe the protagonist's dick as a sword, something like Excalibur? Heh. Thrusting and Coiling Dragon.
Maybe I'll make another story with a more uh… high libido protagonist. Yes, tell me if you wish to read the Holy Excalibur of the Brave Knight!
Welcome back to this very special section of the author's monologue! This is Part 3 of the 3 Portion Series meant to become the author's diary which will be replaced once a better chapter has appeared. Thank you so much for visiting!
It's not really that different from the last one.
"A talking Panda?!" somebody shouted. "It's annoying and useless as heck!"
Who would have thought about something like that?
And it was there that this Author admitted her shameless inspiration. "When I was scrolling through the novels in the Webnovel section, the popular ones, I came across Number One Dungeon Supplier who had a Panda for a cover. And I was like… let's add a Panda!"
"Just like that?! You had placed it in the story on a whim?"
The author nodded at the personified person, "Yes I did. Initially, I had planned for the protagonist to only have a System without a mascot, but it'd probably be boring as heck without someone shamelessly giving personal perspective, so I added that in."
"Your story is really confusing, you tied all the useless tropes together."
"I did give a warning at the start of the chapter, it went like this:
Cultivation. Harem. System.
Long ago, many Authors have already combined all three elements to reach the pinnacle of success. But everything changed when the CEO was added. Only the Author who is crazy enough to wield the four elements successfully shall bring peace in the Webnovel Land.
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