Chapter 3: skyrim
hey before we start this chap...
i saw the grammar errors in the last chap.
And i dont plan to correct them, simply because i dont feel like it.
either deal with it or GTFO.
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you want to know something funny?
Killing is fun :D !
(readers: ...*Akhem*. cool, do you mind standing a little further from me?)
like, seriously, The doomslayer kills demons for the sake of humanity and because of his own vendetta. After all the demons did the most horrible of crimes and killed his pet bunny daisy.
although there was an unreleased image of a photo where you can see the wife and son of doomslayer, so maybe it was not only because of the bunny, maybe they also killed his family?
or maybe it was a similar situation as john wick and his dog?
but come on, how cool is that? a man who lost everything due to demons, sacrificed himself to battle the entire hell dimension just so the people of earth wouldnt suffer what he suffered.
and what is Sam reason to fighting demons?
Sam: YEEEAH HAW MOTHERFUCKER!
ah, yes...it was because of boredom...or should i say, "boreDOOM"!
bad pun, i will stop now.
well anyway, can you guess what Sam is doing right now? this crazy motherfucker is having a fucking RODEO on a Pinky!
Sam: hey system how long have i been on the pinky?
[3 hours, the multiverse record was beaten.]
also fun fact, the previous record holder was Dante from a weird DMC+Doom crossover universe.
Sam: FUCK YEAH!!!
[you win "random demon card"].
at first he started the rodeo for fun, but when the system told him that there was a record for this...that was the time, where SHIT GET REAL.
he used everything he could to beat that record, and it was worth it.
[you got {Succubus Demon card}! with this card you will gain the knowledge of how to SUCC the Dick in ways you never knew were possible!]
...still worth it tho.
he will give his Trap waifus the time of their life's.
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---timeskip, because yes.---
mkay, killing demons just got boring.
Sam: system, i want to go into another world!
[just say it.]
Sam: i want to the elder scrolls: skyrim universe!
[...hehehe]
w-what why is the system laughing? this is not good right? this is definitely not good! 90% of all the systems in all the fanfics have some sort of fetish that involves getting their host into trouble!
but, before Sam could say anything all he saw was darkness....And when he woke up.
???: hey you! finnaly awake...
omg, did Sam became the dragonborn?! no wait...he is in the wrong cart! the dragonborn is in the cart fallowing the one he is in!
...damn the dragonborn has some nice tits.
not to mention those glorious legs! jesus those thighs are THICC! it was impossible to describe the how much beautiful they were!
guys you dont understand!
Sam will kill for those thighs!
he will die for those thighs!
he will start a FUCKING crusade in the name of those Thighs!
God probably at some point in her life will come to earth and take a photo of those thighs, just to masturbate to them later.
those thighs were just that THICCCCCCCCCC!
and Sam will do everything to give the dragonborn a thigh massage, and shall not leave the skyrim world until he does so!!
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