Chapter 59: Compliment

Recap

For those of you who don't know me, I'm a business owner and I was hoping to be of assistance to you in closing the deal on the locations for your restaurant franchise when I happened to be passing through."

"Can you tell me why you're being so...nice?" says the interviewer. I went right to the source.

As an almost-ex-secretary, "we'll still need to hire a new secretary in the event that I don't work out." I'll accompany you down the stairs because I'm your husband. You have an impact on me because of what you do."

Witch

You know he just had to do something to ruin everything, sweetheart.

I leave the arena and make my way as far away as I possibly can.

As I was walking down the street, my phone started ringing.

"Hello."

"Turn your buttocks around; you've got a charity gala to attend tonight, and your rags aren't going to do the trick."

"I have clothes at home," she says. "I'm not going out."