After we all finished eating we started chatting about how Louis fell Me and Legoshi made eye contact but kept quite. When everyone got ready to get up I paused and jumped up and twisted my staff in the ceiling when nobody was look and cloked myself . I looked like a freaking bat holding on to my Staff edges like that but it was worth it because a golden fox just entered the cafeteria.
( Author Note he has the bottom of the staff in the ceiling while the two forks are hanging out so he could hold on )
Everyone at my table looked confused because I was literally just there and they asked a few people have they seen me good thing they didn't ask Alice but that didn't stop her from overhearing conversation about a weird animal that go here. She became curious and asked what it look like she had a faint premonition but let it go until she heard "have you seen luck" the ugly lion asked "damn you, you heathen the cost was almost clear " I cursed in my heart .
I had to think of something fast so I got a bright idea and through a couple peaches one at a lion across the room and the bear setting across from him.
"HEY WHO THROUGH THAT" the cafeteria became quite until they heard a louder roar "ROAR WHO THROUGH THAT WAS IT YOU STRIPED CAT" The lion got offended and shot back "you oversize Dog git the nerves to call me a striped cat" and through an apple but missed and hit sheep he got angry and spit across from him by accident and hit the actual cat he hissed and through his milk and splashed the hole table. I yelled "Food Fight " and everyone start throwing stuff know matter dog,mouse ,bird, lion,bear or a cat .
I slowly twisted my staff out of the ceiling and lightly fell to the floor and dashed to the doors. I left behind my hole group knowing I'll see them in the drop now I'm wandering around the building once again but this time by myself. I'm walking walking and walking until I end up outside and see a rabbit water plant. I know who this is but I don't approach but I see two rabbits through a pencil and a pen and thought to myself "oh canon happening so fast" I walk over behind the rabbit before they through the mattress and balanced it on my staff like I was doing a circus trick and gently placed it on the floor.
All three rabbits were in awe when they saw that but was shocked again to see a new creature that they don't know about. I looked down and said "hello there would you like my help" haru could only nod while still in shock so I smiled and bent over and grab two pebbles and flicked them when haru wasn't looking right in the eyes of the two rabbits upstairs. and they wailed like they saw a ghost but haru didn't give them a second glance even though she don't know what happened.
"Where would you like me to take these" I said while picking up the bed she stuttered "back up there" she pointed to her room I nodded and said "close your eyes " she complied for some reason so I threw the bed back up and through the window which coincidentally fell on the rabbits who dropped it and scared the one that's on the bed so bad she faint. haru heard the thumb from when the bed crushed the rabbits but didn't see the bed and was going to speak but I beat her to it "magic " was all I said and started walking away she grabbed my hand and pulled me to the flower club area and said " why did you help me do you want something in return " I looked amused a she started striping.
But I didn't stop my only through were "Legoshi wouldn't mind a one night stand right" I said convincing myself so I picked her up sat her on the bed and spanked her bad "dwarf rabbit" whack "bad dwarf rabbit " whack whack whack and I grabbed a chair and said "now what did you learn" haru had tears in her eyes with a red bottom and said like a good dwarf rabbit " don't seduce people" with tears "and" I said she stuttered seeing my hand raise " I i won't do it again" with her head down looking at the floor
(Author Note Got em who thought I was doing r-18 at the beginning sike I lied... maybe idk.....)
I was thinking about doing it but changed my mind at the end