Chapter 11: A Mysterious Joker
Can't say I didn't expect to meet my father-in-law. He was a little scary, not gonna lie. I should learn a lesson and understand strength without experience isn't fully utilised.
Okay, enough of distractions. Let's see what's going on here?
Hmm? Majority of cultivators around True Profound Realm to Emperor Profound Realm were concentrated in one area.
Blue Wind Ranking Tournament?
I see. So it's almost been two years since canon started.
Well F for Chu Yuechan.
(I am sorry guys I had to do it. 😂 Spoilers: I will get her for you guys don't worry😉 but it may leave a bad taste in your mouth so let's not talk about her for now)
Hoho? Doesn't this seem interesting?
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(3RD PERSON POV)
"Ladies and gentlemen, the Blue Wind Ranking Tournament will start in 30 minutes. Please wait patiently." A person stood on the stage and spoke loudly, after all it was ThE Blue Wind Ranking Tournament, disciples from 500 top sects came to compete here. The whole place was packed full so he has to do his job diligently.
'Also the rumour is that the new most beautiful women of Blue Wind Empire is also participating. What was her name? Yeah, Xia Qingyue. I wonder where she is?'
The said person, Xia Qingyue was one her way to tournament location with everyone from frozen cloud Asgard while wondering, 'will he be here? I haven't met him for some time now. I promised to find him a cure for his condition but I heard he is gonna participate in this competition, he must have cured himself. Even though he was a waste, he at least helped me open all my profound entrances... argh...I wanna go toilet. How long will this journey take? Let's ask my senior.'
She nudged her senior and asked whisperingly, "Sister Yuechan, how long will the journey take?"
Her aloof sister replied calmly, "at least 20 minutes."
'I cannot hold on for so long.'
"Sister, I will join you guys in 5 minutes."
Chu Yuechan looked at her and nodded. How could she don't understand her predicament, she is a woman too!
Getting off of the flying beast they were boarding, she gestured for them to go ahead.
They were quickly out of sight since she was in a forest area, after making sure they are gone she started walking somewhere to release herself.
Finding a good spot, she opened a part of her dress and bent down.
"Srrrr..."
"This hits the spot!"
Suddenly she shuddered, hearing someone's voice and on top of it; it was a man's voice.
Slowly she turned her head right to find a man with white hair and joker mask releasing himself too. Subconsciously, her eyes drifted towards the man's cock, her eyes opened wide seeing the sheer length of the thing! It didn't help that she was a cultivator so she could see it very clearly.
Enduring the discomfort and embarrassment, she quickly stood up but the man continued pissing while whistling like no care.
"Who are you?" How she wished she was Eucliwood Hellscythe, she would have killed the man with her words, but her words weren't anything but cup of frozen coffee in north pole.
The man didn't reply. After some time when he was sure there's nothing left in his bladder, he stuffed his junk inside roughly while muttering "can't even piss in peace."
After that he looked at her, and said something which made her head spin.
"Kyaa...Who are you?...were you gonna assault me when I was at my weakest?" pointing a shivering finger at her he continued, "are you one of those nymphomaniacs my mamma warned about?"
A sweat trickled his neck in fright. "Good thing I am not so gullible otherwise I would have gotten tricked into sex!" He yelled and took a fighting pose, ready to sacrifice himself for greater good if necessary.
Tick mark started appearing on Xia Qingyue's face. 'I never though I would meet someone more shameless than my supposed husband but I guess I still haven't seen the world.'
"What are you saying? It was you who was peeking at me!!" She yelled lightly and started condensing profound energy in her palms. The profound strength of 3rd Level Earth Profound Realm started rumbling the surroundings.
Looking at it, the man shivered. Putting his hands in front, he quickly said, "wait! I was only joking please!"
"You...bastard!!" She attacked him even more quickly listening to his confession.
"Wait! Otherwise I will have to—" suddenly the atmosphere changed. The previously seemingly scared man suddenly tapped the foot.
"BOOM!"
The next thing Qingyue noticed was the man wasn't in her sight. But suddenly she felt someone holding her hair. Frightfully she looked at her side...
"Are you looking for me?" The man was casually sniffing her hair while her attack was no where to be found.
It was at this moment Qingyue knew, she fucked up!
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