When Ben got back home from BJJ class, he passed right out. Although, it wasn't so much his body that was tired, but his mind. Coming up with such wet burns was no easy feat. It took strenuous mental effort to spot the resemblance between the face of a random guy in BJJ and Cardi B's kneecaps.
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It was all worth it though. When Ben woke up, he was in a great mood because it was time to review how his stats had developed.
During the week, not wanting to jinx it, he avoided checking them. Yet, he believed they should've received a significant boost due to the mid level stat growth multiplier for manliness, as well as the Dojo event.
[Special Event: Dojo Mojo - 30% bonus to stat development in the Dojo for the next 7 days]
With 30% on top of 100x, Ben's gains…were substantial!
[Looks: 6 - Charlie Brown's bi-curious cousin.]
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"Ok, not this one..."