Chapter 1: Transmigrated to another world
" Where am I ?" I looked around only to see an endless void. A light suddenly appeared. " you are in an the void , you have already died . " The light said. " Cool no more heartbreak, betrayal and other negative influences. " I
said.
" Says the one who broke the 12 princesses hearts , started a war for fun , destroyed planets just because he was bored. Spread false rumors of a seed that gives you eternal youth, Deceived the universe warlord then stole his whole wealth just for taking your food. Thankfully , I didn't give you any of your past reincarnation memories or else there would be chaos. " The light said.
Memories started flooding in I laughed . " Guess it's only a few reincarnations that I was bad. " I said . " ONLY TWO OUT OF 19 REINCARNATIONS ARE THE ONLY TIME YOU LIVED A NORMAL LIFE !! " the light said. " I stand corrected and besides those two lives were so short I didn't even reach a hundred years. " I said. " That's how a normal human should live " the light said. " So God , where do I go next, do I get reincarnated to medieval times again then outlive to see the death of all my descendants of do I get reincarnated to the future where I get to kill the president and start chaos, or do I get reincarnated to the modern world where I make a disease that turns people into zombies. " I said.
" You really are a monster, even The god of death would be afraid of you " He said. " Well this is supposed to be your vacation so choose anywhere to go and I beg of you, I don't want to see you in a billion years. Your too much to deal with and you always remember the cultivation secrets to having a long life and Unimaginable strength. Anyway , since it's your vacation I won't erase your memories and will even give you wishes so if you want to go rampage do it, but please don't come here after sometime." he said.
" Ok I want to go to Cultivation chat group . And how many wishes do I get ?" I asked.
" Three now state them I don't have all time " He said.
" Ok for my first wish is o have the otsutsuki bloodline and have all the powers without the barriers" I said.
" Sure "
" Ok for my second wish, I want to have Draig as my helper " I said
" Ok "
" For my third wish , you can have it because am bored " I said.
" Sure, BTW I wanted to tell you to get a girlfriend for my sake man, your last life you lived for three hundred million years and still didn't have a girlfriend and not just that but you also lived your other past reincarnations without a girlfriend the only girlfriend you have ever heard is Shar. " He then gasped. " Don't tell me you didn't have girlfriends because of being betrayed " I put my head down then raised it filled with a bright smile.
" Don't worry it's not because of her, it's because I find relationships meaningless. " I said.
God sighed and bid me fairwell without my consent and teleported me.
I soon woke up on a 18 year old body. This body had red hair and was filled with fat. Memories then flooded in , I was adopted by the Song family and lived a normal life apart from being bullied so I reverted to eating junk food. My name here is Song Feng and I have a sister named Song Shuying aka Song Shuhang in girl form.
I felt like killing myself just to get God at what he had done, not because I most likely weight 130 kilograms ( I would even say this is a blessing ) but because he ruined the main character. I looked at my phone and received. a notification to join a chat group. I was admitted and so was Song Shuying .
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