Chapter 5: Chapter 5:Ingenuus, the junior womanizer.
Guys, I dedicated to change the age of some characters and I'm lazy to change too many things of the original timeline of naruto, so just ignore it. Tsunade is 19 while she should be 29 and Mikoto and Kushina are 15 while they should be around 12-13, Shizune is also 15 while she should be around 4 or less. Just so you know Jiraiya, Minato, Fugaku and some others had their ages changed as well respectively, so don't worry and just read.
And I decided to mark years differently by, making 2000 the year Naruto is born and then adjust all the rest, in the current chapter it's 1991.
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In front of the gates of the hidden leaf, there are 5 people having a weird conversation.
Kaynara: "Don't listen to her! You know she's just stupid! Cutesy here is my future husband, you can't take him to prison!"
Kaynara said while clinging onto Ingenuus' arm with snot coming out of her nose.
Sara: "Hehehe! Calm down, I'm only calling him ojisan(uncle) because he talks like old people, just like you two."
Sara said that while laughing in a way that just made people see how not serious she is, while she copied Kaynara and clung onto Ingenuus' other arm.
The leaf ninja that was closer to them immediately pulled both the little girls in his hold then backed away and his partner grabbed a kunai.
Random leaf ninja(2): "Kid, who are you? Reveal yourself! As a ninja aren't you ashamed of using children like this?! You creepy pervert!"
The second ninja said with a very disgusted and hostile expression.
Kaynara: "No! Leave my cutesy alone!! L-leave hi-him ALONE!!!"
Kaynara shouted at both ninjas while crying.
Sara: "Yes, please stop! I was just joking, please don't hurt Ingenuus!"
Sara joined in and stopped taking it as a joke.
Random leaf ninja(1): "You're really despicable, you must have used some kind of illusionary technique on these girls!"
The ninja that is friends with Kaynara's parents and also knows Sara because the two have been friends for a long time just started assuming stuff.
(Well f*ck, that escalated quickly.) Ingenuus who was just watching all this happen calmly thought as the accusations on him increase.
Rikune:[Hehege, You're pretty calm for someone in your situation]
Rikune knowing how Ingenuus is and believes he has a plan, so she commented to make sure.
(If they wanted to kill me they would have attacked already, they are not sure about me and will probably just take me for interrogation and mind-reading after I go through that, I just have to hit them with some random I'm a war refugee with no parents story and it's done.) Ingenuus explained his thoughts about the situation to Rikune while keeping an eye on his surroundings, you never what might happen if you get distracted.
Random leaf ninja(2): "Whatever the case is, you must surrender and come with us otherwise we will be forced to subdue you!"
He warned Ingenuus who lifted his hands up, surrendering.
Random leaf ninja(1): "Be careful, he might be up to something"
The ninja who had the little girls in his arms said as his partner arrested the suspicious kid.
Because of the commotion caused by this, some of the bypassers started to stop to look at what was happening and many were surprised to find a very cute child being arrested and some of the mothers present started giving ominous looks at the two ninjas who didn't have any idea of how to explain this to, while the present mothers wanted to go there and give the cute child a hug then take him home and raise him. When a young woman suddenly shouted.
???(1): "WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO THAT KID?!"
A red-haired young woman yelled at the two ninjas trying to arrest a child that looks about 8 years old despite being 4.
Random leaf ninja(1): "W-We, we're looks suspicious because arresting him."
He said under the pressure he ended up changing his words and saying something odd.
Red-haired young woman: "What?! You-."
The red-haired young woman wanted to say something but before she could.
Random leaf ninja(2): "Meant to say we're arresting him because he looks suspicious"
His partner immediately corrected him, before those scary mothers mutilated them
Red-haired young woman: "Accused of what?!"
The red-haired young woman said and immediately many mothers in the back agreed with her question putting on more pressure.
Random ninja(1): "Yeah, what my partner said, he's being accused of kidnapping and putting these two under an illusionary technique. We believe he's a spy from the other great villages."
He said with conviction while showing everyone the two girls in his arms, but then.
Kaynara: "Cutesy is innocent, all he did was bring us back to the village! He's a good guy!"
Kaynara said with even more conviction than the ninja.
Sara: "Yeah, he's kind of a meanie, but he's not a bad person!"
Sara was also trying to defend him in her own way.
Red-haired young woman: "If that's the case, why are the girls saying that?"
The red-haired young woman said getting many nods from the mothers behind her.
Random leaf ninja(1): "They are probably just confused and tricked with an illusionary technique or some sort of mind trick!"
He insisted that Ingenuus is somehow controlling their minds.
Red-haired young woman: "Then, why don't you free them from that, illusionary technique you're talking about."
She said with an expression that said she's starting to lose her patience.
Hearing that both ninjas had no choice, but to prove their words so they made the hand sign and said {Kai} but it had no effect on any of the girls, seeing this both of them started to somewhat panicked but didn't give up.
Random leaf ninja(2): "This doesn't prove anything, they are children and can be easily influenced! We will be taking him for interrogation."
He said and both he and his partner started walking away with the girls and Ingenuus who doesn't seem to care about what's going on in the slightest and just wants to finish this as fast as possible.
Red-haired young woman: "Ok, that's fine but I'll be going with you! Mikoto, come with me!"
The red-haired young woman said to another young woman who's been behind her closer to the crowd looking at the situation while laughing at her troublemaker friend.
Mikoto: "Kushina, you really need to learn how to ignore trouble sometimes. Hehehe, what am I saying? With that thick head of yours, I believe you can't change."
Mikoto said to Kushina while laughing at her friend's behavior.
Hearing the name Kushina and looking at her red hair, the ninjas realized that she's the survivor of the Uzumaki clan and the new host of the nine tail fox.
Then the gate guard ninjas just gave up and took both girls with them. Later in the interrogation room, there was a big discussion because Kushina wanted to be present while Ingenuus got questioned, which ended up with her having to wait outside after the third Hokage was notified.
During this period of time, both lolis also got questioned but in a much lighter manner than Ingenuus.
Interrogator: "So, you're saying that you survived the raid your village suffered because your parents sacrificed themselves to fend off the enemy while they let you escape, and the only thing they gave you was some food that you already ate and this map to hidden leaf?.... Where did you even learn how to read maps?"
The investigator wasn't being too harsh because they already tested it and discovered that Ingenuus is really a kid, but that doesn't change the chances of him being a spy, so they are interrogating him. And after this is done they will read his mind and if it's all clean he'll be sent to the hospital and then to the Hokage's office.
Ingenuus: "Yes, that's it and I've learned how to read maps from my father."
Ingenuus who got a fake map from the system at the prize of 50 AP, which Ingenuus thinks is a robbery but could only accept.
No matter how many times he asked, the interrogator couldn't find any major problems with Ingenuus story besides the fact he was overly lucky to not have crossed the path of any chakra beasts. Deciding he would get nothing more from this interrogation he took Ingenuus to the mind-reading room of the Yamanaka clan interrogation division.
After the mind-reading session, nothing suspicious or weird was found.
In the end, since Kushina was being very noisy, she together with Mikoto was left in charge of taking Ingenuus to the hospital and to the Hokage's office.
Seeing Kushina again Ingenuus saw that she is a beauty with a slender, but feminine build, fair skin, violet eyes, and the common Uzumaki red hair. It reaches her waist with shoulder-length strands that frame both sides of her face and a black clip that parts her hair to the left. She's wearing a sleeveless kimono-style blouse that was yellow in color and held closed with a green obi over a short-sleeved mesh shirt with a pair of dark blue shorts and brown shinobi sandals.
Seeing how much Ingenuus is starting at her Kushina said.
Kushina: "I know I'm a beauty but I never thought my charm was so big even child would fall for me, hahaha!
Kushina was bragging about her beauty just because Ingenuus was staring at her and that made Mikoto laugh at her.
Ingenuus didn't lose time and also observed Mikoto, she's wearing a brown blouse similar to the purple one she wore, a dark purple skirt, blue shinobi sandals and long bangs on either side of her face, that with her black hair and eyes look very good.
Mikoto: "Hehehe! It seems he also likes me, what do you say to this Kushina?"
Mikoto took the opportunity to tease her thick-headed friend.
Kushina: "Ingu-, Inde-, Ingii-.... Kid, you can't be giving two beauties the same treatment or you'll cause trouble in the future ok? And you! Don't think you can win me! I'm sure that if we ask him he'll say I'm cuter!"
Kushina tried to say Ingenuus' name but soon gave up and just called him kid, then she directed her last words to Mikoto who's teasing her. Then Ingenuus nodded to her words and didn't bother saying anything.
Mikoto: "To me, it seems like you're afraid to lose if you're so sure why don't you ask him?"
Mikoto easily turned the game on Kushina, who immediately got cold sweat on her face.
Kushina: "Like if! I'll win for sure! Dattebane!"
Kushina not being the type to give up accepted Mikoto's challenge.
Mikoto: "Fine, Ingenuus-."
Mikoto was just about to ask Ingenuus when she was interrupted by a little girl that came running.
Kaynara: "Ingenuus! My cutesy, you're here! That crazy interrogator wouldn't let us go and keep asking us the same questions! I thought I wouldn't see you again, I'm glad you're here!"
She said while hugging Ingenuus.
(WTF! I thought I would never have to deal with her again in my life! Why is she even here? Shouldn't she have been taken to the hospital or her house or just somewhere where I don't have to deal with her?) Ingenuus thought as his indifferent expression turned into one of frustration.
Rikune: [Hahaha! I love this kid so much!!]
Rikune said very happily after her long period of silence when Ingenuus wanted to ask why she's so happy about this little girl's return, another problem just popped back into his life.
Kaynara's father: "Not this! So young and already clinging onto some random boy!! Nobody will take my daughter from me!!!!"
He said with a very determined aura around him.
Kaynara's mother: "Don't exaggerate so much! She's just a little with a crush, you don't have to destroy the world because of it, besides this kid saved her life"
Hearing his wife kaynara's father calmed down a little but was still looking daggers at Ingenuus.
Sara: "Hi, ojisan! I'm sorry about before. Because of me, you got into a lot of trouble!"
Sara came as well but with an apology, which slightly surprised Ingenuus.
Sara's father: "Apologize properly! Can't you see he's not even 10 years old?! and he's obviously older you! Where's your respect!? We taught you better than that!"
Sara's father said with a strict and serious tone and expression.
Sara's mother: "You don't have to be so strict with her.... She's just-."
Her mother, on the other hand, was defending her but.
Sara's father: "No, she has to learn that, what she does affects others, her behavior is being really unacceptable and if she doesn't understand this now she might get herself into serious problems in the future."
Hearing this Sara's mother could only nod in agreement and both of them looked at their daughter with seriousness.
Sara: "..... Fine, when I'm older I'll marry you as an apology, hehehe!"
Even when being lectured, Sara seems to have gone overboard, but before her parents could say anything.
Kaynara: "NO! You're trying to steal my husband!!"
Kaynara said both of them not understand the seriousness of the words they are saying.
Kaynara's father: "I'll kill this kid!"
He was preparing to attack but was stopped by his wife.
Mikoto: "Look at him, so young and already having to deal with this hehehe!"
Mikoto commented in the middle of all of this.
Kushina: "No good, so young and already a womanizer, you'll bring trouble in the future if you don't change that"
Kushina also added her own comment.
Ingenuus: "I won't be marrying any of you, now could you girls do me a favor and leave."
Ingenuus simply said indifferently killing the mood of everyone there and making everyone look at him.
Kaynara's father: "Are you saying my daughter is not good enough for you?!"
He said with an angered expression.
(Are you serious?! Decide yourself! Do you want to marry off your daughter or not? You can't just change whenever you feel like it) Ingenuus thought immediately after hearing the man change his mind like a gamer who doesn't know if they want to finish the good or the bad route first.
Kaynara: "Why not?!"
She asked with teary eyes.
Ingenuus: "I don't like you and you two annoy me"
Being as cold as ice Ingenuus honestly answered.
Kaynara was taken out of there while crying and her father wanted to fight Ingenuus but her mother just convinced him to leave.
Sara: "Well, I tried. Let's go home"
Sara said seeming completely unaffected by the rejection and her father wanted to say something but the same way her mother convinced him to just leave and not cause a big thing because of this.
Rikune:[Weren't you a little too mean to them? they are just kids after all]
Rikune asked.
Ingenuus: "Don't worry, like you said they are just kids and they will forget this eventually, it's better than lying and causing a much more troublesome situation later."
Ingenuus said and Rikune agreed to it, but still thinks he could have been nicer doing it.
Mikoto: "Wow, impressive! You're just 8 years old and already a full-fledged heartbreaker. I think you should at least have been nicer to them"
Mikoto said with a serious expression.
Kushina: "she's right, you might not like them, but you shouldn't be so mean and refuse them so openly."
Kushina said with a sigh.
Ingenuus: "I'm not 8 years old, I'm 4 and I rather just say things than complicate the situation more than it's necessary."
Ingenuus answered and both of them were surprised that Ingenuus is only 4 years old.
Later they left the interrogation area and went to the hospital.
Right now walking in the streets of hidden leaf there's a trio composed of a red-haired woman, a pitch-Black haired woman, and a half red, half silver platinum-colored hair boy had a rather good atmosphere around them. Since Ingenuus was completely 'immune' to Kushina's teasing she was getting 'slightly' competitive and wouldn't stop until it worked at least once, but Ingenuus seemed to always have an answer on the tip of his tongue making Mikoto almost choke to death from laughing so much at seeing how frustrated Kushina was at such an idle matter when she usually took everything a bit too calmly and relaxed, so seeing her like this unlike her occasional rage burst was a very funny and pleasant scene for Mikoto so as time went by and they walked to the hospital Ingenuus was receiving some notifications.
[Bond with Kushina has increased by 1 point]
[Bond with Mikoto has increased by 3 points]
[Bond with Kushina has increased by 1 point]
[Bond with Mikoto has increased by 2 points]
.....
And so the notification went on, at first Ingenuus was thinking this is too easy, but then discovered that the friendship bond which is the first part of bond stars at 0(nothing) and 100(true friends) is highest while -100(true nemesis) is the lowest. Then there are other bonds like love and family bonds, they work in different ways but have the same basis.
It also seems to get harder, as one progresses towards 100, but Ingenuus is not exactly in a hurry since he has a good amount of time to work with.
During these interactions between Ingenuus and both beauties, he was also paying attention to his surroundings seeing people coming and going.
They walked for a while longer before finally reaching the hospital, once inside many medical ninjas, and even some patients looked at Ingenuus with curiosity and admired his cuteness, some even envious of him since he was with two beautiful young women with him, even though he's just a child.
First Ingenuus was taken to be examined by various different medical ninjas who were very surprised by Ingenuus' physique and when they learned his age after they were done with all the exams many of the female medical ninjas were considering introducing their daughters, younger sisters or even nieces to Ingenuus while the others were worried and just wanted Ingenuus to stay away from their families girls around his age, the comments went on as rumors started spreading in the hospital and even to the village in an alarming speed.
Kushina and Mikoto didn't know what was the reason for such a big commotion in the hospital especially in the room where Ingenuus is getting examined as the medical ninjas come and go with various levels of surprise and depression. After a little while, they decided to go and check on Ingenuus, passing by many medical ninjas who seem to already be gossiping about Ingenuus, they reached the center of the room where a medical ninja was getting Ingenuus measurements taken.
Leaf medical ninja: "Ok, his height is 126cm!"
The medical ninja said to her colleague who immediately wrote it down beside a lot of other information they got. Ingenuus is no idiot and is aware of all the information their getting and it's nothing that would trouble him the only thing bothering him is why they suddenly decided to fully examine him even if they were curious they can't just decide that on their own, so Ingenuus has his suspicions on who ordered this.
Leaf medical ninja: "Now, big sis needs you to take your pants and underwear off, so that I can finish checking if you're not hurt anywhere, ok?"
She said with a smile while looking at Ingenuus who was just looking back at her with a deadpan expression as he simply stood there motionless.
Kushina: "Hey, weren't you just supposed to check if he's fine? what's with all this?"
Kushina asked as she saw Ingenuus completely still and questioned if something was wrong since he's usually quite the silver tongue.
Leaf medical ninja: "We were strictly ordered to do a full examination of this boy."
Said the leaf medical ninja with a serious expression that doesn't seem that of someone lying.
Kushina: "But-."
Kushina was about to refute the leaf medical ninja, but was stopped by Mikoto who gave her a look that says don't.
Mikoto: "Can we know who ordered you to do that?"
Mikoto calmly asked in a manner that completely differs from Kushina.
Leaf medical ninja: "Lady Tsunade, was the one who ordered us to do so"
She said slightly bothered by their questioning, but didn't change her attitude and simply answered.
Ingenuus who was hearing their conversation actively wasn't surprised that Tsunade was mentioned, but was wondering how the information about him get to her so fast.
Mikoto looked at both medical ninjas for a bit and apologized for their intrusion, but asked to stay there since they were the ones who brought him. Not finding the patience to refute them, the medical ninja simply agrees but tells than that if they're too noisy they'll have to leave and both Kushina and Mikoto agree.
Both the medical ninjas simply ignored the duo and resumed where they stopped at and this time Ingenuus took his pants off pretty naturally. It's not like Ingenuus has no inhibitions in regards to showing his body, he just thinks his current body is too young for him to worry about that.
Once Ingenuus removed his pants and underwear everyone in the room had a blank expression as if their brains stopped working for a second before restarting, Kushina was the first one to comment.
Kushina: "Don't we have a little monster here?"
She said looking at Ingenuus assets with wide-opened eyes.
Mikoto didn't say anything and simply nodded in agreement while the two medical ninjas did the same thing, well who can blame them for their reaction since they're looking at a boy they believe to be around 8 years old with an 8cm little brother while in it's for the dormant state, it's close to average size for adults.
Kushina: "Aren't you a little developed for an 8-year-old?"
Kushina said her thoughts not minding those around her at all.
Ingenuus: "I'm 4 years old"
Ingenuus said with his indifferent expression while the two medical ninjas in the room had different levels of disbelief of the words just said. Mikoto didn't get bothered by the information since he already said that before and Kushina remembered she had already been told that before.
Mikoto: "Shouldn't you two finish examining him?"
Mikoto who was the first one to speak and just hurried both medical ninjas to finish as fast as possible and while this was happening both Mikoto and Kushina took a chance to look at the data they got on Ingenuus finally learning how to say his name which both forgot to didn't want to ask, not that it bothered Ingenuus at all since they would eventually learn his name and most information there isn't that important.
After a bunch of other exams, both Mikoto and Kushina couldn't stop cuddling with him saying he's too cute for them to resist, and Ingenuus was just happy to live the moment and feeling the happiness of having two beauties cuddling with him at the same time.
Before leaving Mikoto and Kushina were having a discussion on who's going to adopt Ingenuus and none of them were backing down in the slightest not even when Kushina mentioned that Fugaku might not agree, while Mikoto simply said that Minato might say something like it's not the right time to have a child in their care and both kept throwing arguments at each other when one of the medical ninjas came to call them to go meet Tsunade.
Not having much of a choice they follow the medical ninja to meet with Tsunade and after walking for a while on the corridors of the hospital they finally reached a door that is Tsunade's office, they knocked the door.
*poh* *poh*
Tsunade: "Who is it?"
She asked with a tired voice of someone who hasn't had a good night's sleep for quite a while. Ingenuus assumed this was the result of her having to deal with the hospital's management while in time of war with her fear of blood and her hatred for war, it must be stressing her up to the limit. Not forgetting they also want her to develop new healing methods and pills all at the same time.
Leaf medical ninja: "Lady Tsunade, I have brought the boy, miss Mikoto, and miss Kushina are here as well, just like you asked"
She said in a very polite manner and even though she was not even facing Tsunade she was already behaving accordingly even in terms of expression.
Tsunade: "Let them come in"
Once again her tiredness was noticeable in her voice which made Ingenuus feel that they really lacked in the way they did things.
When Tsunade authorized them to go in, they did so and went inside leaving behind the medical ninja who had guided them there. Inside they saw a blond young woman mixing some unknown chemicals very slowly while a black-haired young woman behind her watched attentively to her movements.
Ingenuus fixed his scanning gaze on the black-haired woman who was behind the blond woman, Ingenuus didn't expect to see her yet, but here she is, Shizune, Tsunade's loyal secretary that always follows her around being her closest friend. When she heard the footsteps Shizune turned around and Ingenuus took the chance to have her a good look.
Shizune is a fair-skinned woman of average height and slender build with onyx eyes and jet-black hair; her hair is straight and shoulder-length with bangs that cover her ears and frame her face, she's wearing a long bluish-black kimono with white trimmings, held closed by a white obi, and open-toed sandals with low heels.
Shizune got bothered by the gaze on her and even though it was a cute little boy with no apparent malicious intent, having someone look at her like this was simply uncomfortable.
Shizune: "Do you need something?"
Shizune said to Ingenuus who looked her in the eyes when she said so and she was softened a little by the cheer cuteness in front of her.
Ingenuus: "Sorry, I always get distracted when looking at a very pretty woman"
Ingenuus said without moving his eyes away, but his words caused both Kushina and Mikoto to think 'this kid is an ogler and a womanizer'. Mikoto just looked at the situation with a slight wryly smile while Kushina.
Kushina: "Hey! Are you just gonna keep saying that to every girl you?! That's no way to be a man! Dattebane!!"
Even though she wasn't exactly angered Kushina lectured Ingenuus in a loud voice yelling at him. Ingenuus heard her words and nodded in agreement then he turned to Shizune and said.
Ingenuus: "you're beautiful."
Ingenuus the moment he said that Kushina exploded and tried to 'put some sense' into his mind, but was stopped by Mikoto while Shizune who somewhat understood the situation and started scolding Ingenuus who was containing himself not to laugh at Kushina's reaction.
Tsunade who was just there hearing everything while trying to concentrate turned around with a serious expression and.
Tsunade: "hahaha!! So this is the kid, looks like we have a troublemaker"
When Tsunade turned around and said so in a much more vivid tone than before Ingenuus immediately focused on her too and started his gazing season.
Tsunade is a fair-skinned young woman with brown eyes and straight blonde hair that parts above her forehead. Her hair has shoulder-length bangs that frame her face and the rest reaches her lower back. The Strength of a Hundred Seal - taking the appearance of a violet diamond shape - is clearly visible on her forehead. Tsunade is wearing a grey, kimono-style blouse with no sleeves, held closed by a broad, dark bluish-grey obi that matches her pants. Her blouse is closed quite low, revealing her sizeable cleavage also wearing open-toed, strappy black sandals with high heels. She has red nail polish on both her fingernails and toenails and has a soft pink lipstick. And She's wearing the First Hokage's necklace. Looking at her Ingenuus stopped to appreciate her beauty that is obviously very high.
Ingenuus: "An absolute beauty."
Ingenuus said so half wanting to and half let it out by accident, even though the words he used aren't so out of the common for a child they're still rather unusual but nothing otherworldly.
All the three girls behind Ingenuus just looked at him in disbelief seeing how much the child was already on the wrong path and they already started planning to correct him.
Tsunade: "Oh thank you brat, if you go on like that you'll have a lot of problems in the future, but right now I need to know more about you so tell me everything"
Tsunade said with an entertained expression as if she was looking at a somewhat more interesting future.
Ingenuus started telling his story and got assaulted by questions again but this time answering without letting it annoy him since he had no other choice, Ingenuus noticed that since he became a child some of his actions got rather impulsive and even more impatient, but he hopes it passes with time as he encounters situations like this one to practice after he answered all the questions, Tsunade hugged Ingenuus and apologized for pressuring him even though he was already having a tough time, but also asked for him be a little more patient since he has to talk to the Hokage himself. Usually, refuge orphans like Ingenuus don't just meet the Hokage on the first day, but Ingenuus is a special case because of his abnormal physique.
The girls noticed Ingenuus was not very expressive, but he knows how to express himself better than most which is a very curious characteristic, Tsunade theorized that he must have developed it with the loss of his parents. During their time together Ingenuus had the chance to touch each of them so he was constantly getting notifications.
[Bond with Mikoto has increased by 2 points]
[Bond with Tsunade has increased by 3 points]
[Bond with Kushina has increased by 6 points]
[Bond with Shizune has increased by 1 point]
.....
And so on he got many notifications like this and noticed that the hardest to please were Mikoto and Shizune who would increase way less than the others and at a slower rate.
Not loosing too much time they headed towards the Hokage Office, once they got there they wanted to knock the door, but Tsunade just budged in with Ingenuus in her embrace since she pressured the other girls for the position and not even Kushina would like to try her luck with Tsunade.
-inside the Hokage's Office-
Inside the room, there's an old smoking while a bunch of paper was on his desk while he looks at it slightly nerved by it, yes this man is obviously Hiruzen the third Hokage. Then when Tsunade budged in with Ingenuus in her embrace the old man sighed and looked at her for a little before saying.
Hiruzen: "Why is it that you destroy my office today?"
Hiruzen said as if he had already given up on trying to complain at this point, it seems like this is a common thing that has happened multiple times before.
Tsunade: "We don't have time for your lazy old man complaints now, this boy here is Ingenuus Nostrix Zelos, the one I send you the message earlier today"
Tsunade said with a serious expression and Hiruzen moved his hand and all the hidden anbu left.
Kushina: "There's still hidden anbu there... They're gone."
The moment Kushina said that, their presence vanished.
Hiruzen cursed at Danzo's audacity and apologized for his lack of caution.
Tsunade: "We can take care of Danzo later, but now we have to decide who's going to stay with this bubble of cuteness"
Tsunade said then started explaining everything to Hiruzen who worried about the child's future since he didn't like to see children carry heavy burdens. (AN: This has to be a joke! He lets Naruto deal with Kurama himself and Sasuke to deal with the death of his whole clan, not forgetting Shisui and Itachi. So this can only be a joke!)
Hiruzen: "I can easily arrange for him to stay here and even give him to a family, but what do you plan to do with him later?"
Hiruzen said slightly worried that if unchecked someone might try to use the child for wrongdoings.
Tsunade: "I plan to have one of us raise him, but what he becomes, is his own choice"
Tsunade said very determined to make her words true.
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