As Yun Chujiu spoke, she slowly started to take her clothes off. Her head was lowered, and a cunning glint flashed briefly in her eyes. Of course, she did not believe in nonsense like ghosts and zombies. She was now certain that this person was not dead at the time she robbed him. Ah, why was she so careless? She should have examined him properly!
What was she supposed to do now? The pretty boy was unbelievably powerful, and she was not capable of fighting him off at all. Hence, she had no choice but to use whatever means at her disposal to solve the problem at hand.
Di Beiming furrowed his eyebrows. His original plan was to slap her to death right away.
He never expected Yun Chujiu to be such a chatterbox. With his prestige and power, no one had ever dared to say so much to his face. Coupled with the fact that Yun Chujiu's face was extremely animated, Di Beiming fell into a daze. Due to that, he had yet to kill her.
At that point, Yun Chujiu had already taken off the dirty robe she was wearing. She then had no choice but to slowly take off Di Beiming's clothes. She was wearing an undershirt anyway, so she did not have to worry about flashing her b**bs.
When Di Beiming noticed that Yun Chujiu had stopped talking, he raised his hand and prepared to kill Yun Chujiu!
However, Yun Chujiu could see what Di Beiming was doing from the corner of her eye, and she shivered internally. 'This pretty boy is going to kill me! What do I do now?!'
In desperation, Yun Chujiu decided to dash forward and hug Di Beiming's thigh.
"Prince Charming, I know what's going on now! You didn't die! You must be here to rescue me from my pitiful life, right? I actually lied to you earlier. I actually fell in love with you the moment I saw you back there!
"I stole your clothes because I… I am enamored with you! I… I just love you too much!
"I thought that you were dead, and I was so sad that I could only console myself by stealing your clothes. I planned to look at it whenever I miss you. When I'm wearing your clothes, I feel like you're right beside me.
"Sob, sob, I know what I did was wrong...
"But can't you find it in your heart to forgive me for the love that I have for you, please?
"My pink, fluffy, young heart beats only for you!"
An Feng and the rest of the men in black were hiding nearby, and they could barely hold themselves back from laughing. The dark-skinned girl was amazing at coming up with the wildest stories! Her heart was pink, fluffy, and young? It would be more appropriate for her to say that she had the heart of a pervert!
Di Beiming had never seen anything like this. All his past admirers were shy, and they would stutter bashfully and fearfully whenever they saw him. No one had ever confessed their love to Di Beiming in such a straightforward manner.
Due to Yun Chujiu's passionate confession, not only did Di Beiming fail to notice that Yun Chujiu had been hugging his thigh for a period of time, but for some bizarre, unknown reason, he also felt a little pleased.
Yet, when Di Beiming thought about how Yun Chujiu had molested him right before she left, his expression turned sullen. He raised his hand again.
Yun Chujiu had decided to go all out to save her own life. After all, in her eyes, her shamelessness could reach the size of the galaxy just so that she could survive!
"Prince Charming! I did all that out of love and only love! I really couldn't resist your charm! Th-That's why… I did all of those things because I couldn't control myself! I was just overwhelmed by my love for you!
"Prince Charming, love is not a sin! But if you want to kill me, please go ahead! I don't mind being killed by you and becoming a lowly ghost! Even if I die, I'll die happy! Come on, Prince Charming, slap me hard! I'll die with no regrets!"
Yun Chujiu raised her dark, petite face. Even though she appeared ugly, there was a blissful expression on her face. A tear rolled quietly down her cheek.
It could have been because of Yun Chujiu's words, or it could have also been because of that one single teardrop, but Di Beiming slowly lowered his hand.
Di Beiming furrowed his eyebrows. It would be quite a waste to slap this little thing to death. What she just said did make quite a bit of sense... Ahem. After all, he was indeed an outstanding man, was he not? She had not committed a crime just by loving him!
However, if he did not refine her into a medicinal pill, what should he do about the cold poison inside his body?
"The Exquisite Sunset Fruit was supposed to be used to suppress the cold poison inside my body."
When Yun Chujiu heard Di Beiming's voice, she could not help but curse internally. 'Wow, the world is so unfair. Not only is this pretty boy handsome, but his voice is also music to the ears!'
"But… but I've already eaten it. It's not like I can vomit it out for you!" Yun Chujiu said pitifully.
"That isn't a difficult problem to solve. It will also work if I refine you into a medicinal pill," Di Beiming said calmly as if it was the most normal thing in the world to do.
It took great effort for Yun Chujiu to suppress the storm raging in her heart.
'Motherf*cker! I'm a human! A living human being! I'm not an herb!
'Refine me into a medicinal pill? How about you refine my foot!
'F*ck you! If only I were strong enough to defeat you, I would have beaten you up so badly that your face looks like your a**!'
Yun Chujiu cursed him internally for a short while before she put on a sorry expression and pitifully said, "Prince Charming, I'm just a dark-skinned girl with internal organs and stuff. If you refine me into a medicinal pill, the end product will definitely be very ugly and disgusting. You'll definitely have trouble swallowing it, don't you think so?"
As expected, Di Beiming scowled and sized Yun Chujiu up in disdain. "There's no helping it. The Exquisite Sunset Fruit is extremely rare. Worse comes to worst, I can just rinse my mouth with some water. It's not unendurable."
Yun Chujiu killed Di Beiming in her mind over and over again. 'Motherf*cking bastard. I'll have to die to be refined into a medicinal pill, and you have the audacity to complain about something that I have to sacrifice my life to make?! It's a shame that I can't defeat you, or I would have strangled you to death!'
She quickly thought about the situation at hand. 'What should I do now? It looks like the stupid fruit is extremely important to this pretty boy. If I had known this beforehand, I wouldn't have eaten it. It didn't even taste good. Even carrots are tastier!'
Di Beiming raised his hand again. Even though the little thing with dark skin was rather interesting, suppressing the cold poison within his body was more important.
Yun Chujiu could practically sense the shadow of death descending on her. She hated the feeling of being on a chopping board, waiting for other people to cut her up. She wanted to become stronger. She had to become stronger!
The more dangerous the situation was, the more Yun Chujiu was able to stay calm. Her mind raced to come up with a solution. All of a sudden, she bit her index finger until it bled.
"Prince Charming! Drink my blood! My blood will definitely be able to suppress the poison inside your body, and it will certainly be more effective than a medicinal pill!"
As the situation called for it, Yun Chu decided to just hastily shove her finger into Di Beiming's mouth.
The taste of Yun Chujiu's blood was extremely tantalizing to Di Beiming, and he started sucking on her finger without realizing it.
The men in black who were hiding in the shadows were bewildered when they saw that. 'Supreme Lord, what about your germaphobia?'
'Supreme Lord, what about your decency?'
'Didn't you plan to kill the dark-skinned girl with a slap and refine her into a medicinal pill?'
'It's one thing that you let the dark-skinned girl hug your thigh and cry for a long time, but now, you're… sucking her finger?'
Yun Chujiu's face was deathly pale. 'What the f*ck?! Is this pretty boy a vampire? He's not willing to stop even after drinking so much of my blood! Am I going to die from blood loss?!'
A long while later, Di Beiming finally let go of Yun Chujiu's hand with a satisfied expression. He did not expect her blood to be even more effective than medicinal pills refined from Exquisite Sunset Fruits. If he were to drink her blood periodically, the cold poison inside his body should be eliminated completely.
Di Beiming was incredibly fond of Yun Chujiu right now. He had tried all means and methods, but he never managed to eliminate all of the cold poison inside his body. It never occurred to him that he would find the solution on this trip to the Qingxuan Continent.
"Dark-skinned Thing, you've come up with a pretty good idea. What do you want as a reward?"
Yun Chujiu saw that Di Beiming was flashing a slight smile, and she immediately became vigilant. When someone began to show kindness for no apparent reason, he had to be up to something evil. Why was this pretty boy suddenly being so nice?
"P-Prince Charming, this is what I should do. I don't want any reward." Yun Chujiu held her breath so that a red tint would show on her dark face.
When Di Beiming saw the enamored expression on Yun Chujiu's face, he felt a little pleased with himself. It seemed that the dark-skinned thing was not lying to him. She was truly in love with him!
Even though it was impossible for him to fall in love with such a dark-skinned being, he decided to help her out because of her good taste in men.
"Come over here!" Di Beiming glanced at Yun Chujiu.
While Yun Chujiu was suspicious of what he would do, she smiled fondly and went up to Di Beiming like a stupidly loyal dog, wagging its tail at its owner while waiting for orders to serve him. "Prince Charming, is there anything you need?"
Di Beiming slapped Yun Chujiu's chest, and she passed out. As her consciousness slipped away, there was only one thought in her mind, 'Motherf*cker! Pretty Boy, we are eternal enemies! I won't forgive you even if I die and become a ghost!'
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