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0.03% The Yun Family's Ninth Child is an Imp! / Chapter 3: I Can’t Control My Hand

Chapter 3: I Can’t Control My Hand

Editor: EndlessFantasy Translation

"This outfit of yours is pretty nice. My clothes happen to be dirty, so I'll bite the bullet and wear yours. I'm a kind person, so I only need your robe!" In a flash, Yun Chujiu took off the man's clothes.

It was strange, but the wound at the back of Yun Chujiu's head had miraculously recovered. There were still bloodstains and soil on her clothes, though. Hence, she took off her clothes and wore the man's attire instead. "It's a little big but whatever. It's better than wearing dirty clothes."

The next second, however... lo and behold, his clothes actually shrank automatically! It was basically the right fit for her now!

Yun Chujiu was pleasantly surprised, and she happily said, "Wow! Who knew that this pretty boy's clothes would be such a treasure?"

Yun Chujiu thought about it for a moment and decided to wear her dirty robe over her new clothes. One should never show off their wealth, and she was worried that other people would have their eyes on the clothes.

"Huh? This pretty boy is holding something?" Yun Chujiu realized that the man was clutching something tightly with his right hand.

Why would Yun Chujiu let go of such an opportunity that could bring her a fortune? With great difficulty and great force, she was finally able to pry the man's hand off the item. She could not help but curse him internally. 'You're a dead man, you know? Why would you have so much strength?!'

Then, she saw the item, and she could not help but be a "little" disappointed. It was just an ugly fruit.

She brought it close to her nose to smell it. It was a little fragrant, but she could not help pursing her lips. "It's obviously not a valuable fruit. Quality spirit fruits are supposed to have a strange and strong fragrance."

Nevertheless, since Yun Chujiu happened to be a little thirsty, she started to munch on the fruit. She was done eating it after a few seconds.

She casually tossed the core of the fruit on the ground and was about to leave when her gaze coincidentally fell on the man's exquisite facial features. She did not know what possessed her, but she caressed his face.

It felt pretty good to the touch!

...Heavens above, what the heck was she doing?!

While Yun Chujiu was a tremendously shameless person, she blushed all of a sudden and muttered, "I… I'm not trying to cop a feel. I… I can't control my hand. Yeah, I'm just a person who can't control my hand!

"Hey, pretty boy, thank you so much for your clothes. I'm just a young girl, and I don't have much strength, so I won't be digging a hole to bury you. I'm sure that some monsters will come and take care of your body soon. Well, I won't be seeing you again, then!"

Yun Chujiu finished speaking in a panic and practically left by scrambling away. 

Half an hour later, numerous black dots appeared in the sky and several men in black landed on the ground. Once they did, they were dumbfounded to discover the man on the ground.

Just as they were beginning to feel super confused, the man on the ground opened his eyes abruptly.

If Yun Chujiu had seen him right then, she definitely would not have thought of him as a pretty boy. The reason was that right after the man opened his eyes, he emanated an extremely grim and murderous aura. He looked like he was the God of Death whose mere presence could make a person tremble!

His gaze fell upon the men in black, and the leader of the men reacted quickly. He turned with a loud whoosh and knelt down on the ground.

The rest of the men in black immediately snapped out of their dazes and followed suit. They turned and knelt down.

If one was to look carefully at them, one would notice that they were shivering a little because they were thinking, 'My gosh, who in the world would have the audacity to… commit the R-word against the supreme lord?!'

The supreme lord had rejected so many women who came from prestigious families and elites from various sects. They never thought that he would be robbed of his virginity in the Qingxuan Continent, which was not even a prominent place!

The supreme lord was a serious germaphobe, and he would not even allow other people to come within three feet of him. But now, he had… he had been given the R-word treatment on some desolate mountain in the Qingxuan Continent?!

Just what kind of woman was she?! How could she have such suicidal guts?!

Their supreme lord gritted his teeth in exasperation, but he was also in a daze for a while before he moved in a flash and disappeared.


Chapter 4: Slap That Thing to Death and Refine It Into a Medicinal Pill

Editor: EndlessFantasy Translation

"Dharma Protector Feng, where did the supreme lord go?" one of the men in black asked his leader tentatively. 

The leader of the men in black could not help but grimace. "There's a waterfall not far from here. The supreme lord is definitely taking a bath!"

The men in black grimaced in unison, and one of them asked with a puzzled expression, "Theoretically, everyone in the Qingxuan Continent should be no match for the supreme lord, so how… how did this…?"

"Hmph! That perverted woman must have taken advantage of the fact that the supreme lord was in danger and r*ped him!" one of the men in black said, fuming.

"How do you know that it was a woman? For all we know, it could have been a man."

The rest of the men in black were taken aback when they heard that hypothesis. 'Oh God, our pure and untainted supreme lord may have been… R-worded by a man?'

All of them immediately felt that they had committed a grave crime. How could they have allowed such a thing to happen to their supreme lord? They should be killed as a punishment for their sins!

After a short while, Supreme Lord Di Beiming returned, exuding a gloomy aura. 

The leader of the men in black, An Feng gulped. He then bit the bullet and asked, "Supreme Lord, weren't you… weren't you trying to get the Exquisite Sunset Fruit? Why did…?"

"While I was executing Sword Control, a celestial lightning bolt suddenly appeared above me. Since my cultivation base is suppressed, I was caught off guard, and it hit me."

Di Beiming's expression was dark. Why did a celestial lightning bolt appear out of nowhere? Not to mention, it was a purple celestial lightning bolt! Those were incredibly powerful! It was just too strange!

An Feng hunched his shoulders and tried to ask a question to get some information. "Supreme Lord, did you manage to get the Exquisite Sunset Fruit, then?"

"Yes," Di Beiming replied flatly.

Feeling excited, An Feng said, "That's great, Supreme Lord! As long as we refine the Exquisite Sunset Fruit into a Scorching Yang Pill, we'll be able to temporarily suppress the cold poison in your body."

Di Beiming snorted coldly, and the men felt as if they were about to freeze over. "Someone else has eaten it!"

The men in black followed Di Beiming's gaze and saw the core of a fruit lying nearby on the ground. Not a shred of flesh was left on it. 

Everyone immediately speculated on what had happened. 'Oh, God! Not only did that gutsy pervert r*pe the supreme lord, but whoever it was also ate the Exquisite Sunset Fruit?!'

"Investigate this matter! Find that thing, kill it, and refine it into a medicinal pill" Di Beiming hissed through gritted teeth. 

An Feng clenched his teeth, braced himself, and asked, "Supreme Lord, is that thing a male or female? Are there any special characteristics that we should take note of?"

"It should be a woman, a lowly, shameless, obscene, greedy, and perverted one! She even stole my Snow Silk Brocade Shirt! That's all I know. Figure out the rest on your own. Don't return unless you've found her!" 

When Di Beiming recalled what Yun Chujiu had done to him, his expression became tremendously dark. Even though he was practically deaf and blind at that time, he had not lost his sense of touch.

'That thing even dared to strip me naked! On top of that, she… That's the one thing I cannot forgive her for the most! She deserves to die!'

Even though Di Beiming had washed himself multiple times under the waterfall, he still felt weird all over.

An Feng and the rest of the men in black were dumbfounded when they heard what Di Beiming said. 'It "should" be a woman? Could it be that there's actually a possibility that the supreme lord was really, truly, r*ped by a man?!'

"...Forget it! I will personally slap that thing to death and refine it into a medicinal pill!" Despite fuming over what had happened, Di Beiming was actually a tiny bit curious. 'Who on earth would dare do such a thing to me? How impudent!'

Yun Chujiu had no idea that she had become the target of a murderous man. Right then, the moron was cursing her original persona. She wanted to cry, but no tears came out.

Her original persona's reputation was so bad that it was off the charts!

After she left the forest that was infested with monsters, she encountered a few groups of people. No matter how she begged them (shamelessly), no one agreed to give her a lift.

All of them looked at Yun Chujiu the way people looked at piles of dog poop. Their expressions were full of disdain.

"Scram, trash!"

"That's right! It's one thing that you're an ugly piece of garbage, but you just had to follow Young Master Moyu around?! Shameless!"

"The Yun family is super unlucky. They actually raised such an ungrateful, traitorous b*tch!"

"I heard that it's the death anniversary of Yun Zhangqing and his wife today. Why isn't Yun Chujiu worshipping her dead parents at home? What on earth is she doing here?"

"She's obviously here to disturb Young Master Moyu again. How shameless!"

…..

The miserable Yun Chujiu had no choice but to walk back to Ye City.


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